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Werner Herzog's Bear
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Teacher, historian, and blogger. Born and raised in Nebraska, working and living in Jersey.
Substack: I Used to Be Disgusted, Now I Try to Be Amused https://jasontebbe.substack.com/
Garth Brooks, “Friends in Low Places”
Fuck your favourite song. Tell me your least favourite song. The one that makes you die inside the moment you hear the first 3 seconds.
February 4, 2026 at 1:53 AM
Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy
What’s everyone’s favorite dad movie
Trying to do a daily dumb little prompt to not think about The Horrors
February 4, 2026 at 1:40 AM
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Inventing a colonial Williamsburg style theme park where every day is November-December 1999 and you get to relive the glory days with all the other people who read That One Zine back in the day
Building a theme park called "Catharsis" where you can light shit on fire and break windows and shit to your heart's content.
February 4, 2026 at 12:25 AM
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“play la marseillaise”
The French are taking none of Musk’s bullshit.
February 3, 2026 at 11:56 PM
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It's wild to me that, even before all this, we had on record Bannon saying something along the lines of "we're going to use gamergate to turn kids into Nazis" and barely anyone flinched
February 3, 2026 at 9:51 PM
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Is it just me or does it feel like the 'ushers' are on a hair trigger of late, lunging in front of the cameras to rescue Trump whenever he starts doing a dementia.
Trump can be heard still complaining about Kaitlan Collins not smiling as reporters are ushers out of the Oval Office
February 3, 2026 at 10:24 PM
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More than anything because they didn't fucking work
Everyone doing Opsec Discourse should read this book and realize that the radical underground movements of the 1960s and 70s should not serve as role models for 2020s activism, no matter how cool and badass they appear in hindsight.
Days of Rage by Bryan Burrough: 9780143107972 | PenguinRandomHouse.com: Books
"A fascinating look at an almost forgotten era of homegrown terrorism . . . Utterly captivating, coupling careful historical research with breathless accounts of the bombings and the perpetrators’...
www.penguinrandomhouse.com
February 3, 2026 at 7:50 PM
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You can really see why they fought so hard against Me Too, they're all implicated either in deed or silence and it's hugely fucking embarrassing for the Masters of the Universe
February 3, 2026 at 7:30 PM
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Paranoid conspiracy theories are a way for stupid people to feel smart and important.
February 3, 2026 at 4:14 PM
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If you're rich you get a tax cut, if you're not you have to work longer and harder. Populism! bsky.app/profile/atru...
Dr Oz: "If we could get the average American to start working a year earlier, right out of high school, or a year later -- not retire -- or work better during their lifetime because they're healthy, it would generate about $3 trillion to the US economy. That would more than remove the debt."
February 3, 2026 at 11:12 AM
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You should be ashamed of yourself if you’re still defending Noam Chomsky in 2026. Discard him in the regrettable dustbin of history where he belongs.
lol lol lol
Epstein invited Thiel to have dinner with Chomsky.
You got to hand it to old Noam, buddying up with two billionaires while playing a tankie revolutionary in public.
February 3, 2026 at 1:11 AM
Fleeing Germany in the “hungry (18) forties,” dodging the Kaiser’s draft post unification, getting some land that couldn’t be had in Germany or Sweden.
Genuinely curious: If your family is American, what brought them here?
Mine: religious nuttery & primogeniture
February 3, 2026 at 12:49 AM
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This guy literally had himself photographed dressed up like Christ on the cross while holding a sign saying “atheist”
February 3, 2026 at 12:34 AM
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If you campaigned for the presidency on a promise to destroy these assholes, you would win a landslide the size of FDR in 1936, when he campaigned on a promise to destroy these assholes.
Yes, Peter decided that the continued existence of our democracies isn't compatible with his desired level of personal freedom.

An absolute enemy of humanity.
February 3, 2026 at 12:17 AM
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Not the Onion, somehow.
Blanche: It's not a crime to party with Mr. Epstein.
February 3, 2026 at 12:38 AM
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February 3, 2026 at 12:36 AM
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For too long the media has lost trust with the average American, we’ve prioritized the voices of elites at the expense of the working man. So please, once again, we must support this weird Epstein files freak I hired.
“.. Weiss insists she does not want to cut ties with Attia over his links to sex offender Jeffrey Epstein, and sees it as giving in to the mob.”

@calderone.bsky.social #$PSKY
www.thewrap.com/creative-con...
February 3, 2026 at 12:26 AM
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Professional athletes are being advised not to leave the hotel or go anywhere without their passports while visiting Minnesota.

This is not a country that can safely host international events like the World Cup.

Boycotting is not even a political question anymore. It is a basic issue of safety.
The Montreal Canadiens are playing the Minnesota Wild in Minneapolis tonight. The players have been recommended to stay in/eat at the hotel, take the team bus to the arena, and carry passports.

Perhaps we shouldn't be hosting the World Cup and the Olympics...
February 2, 2026 at 6:15 PM
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10 YEARS AGO NOBODY CLAPPED
February 2, 2026 at 11:18 PM
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Lol these three journalists spent months publishing "Harvard is about to cave" stories based only on WH sources
They're cooked.
February 2, 2026 at 10:14 PM
The current situation is just not sustainable. If Republicans refuse to break their omertà with Trump things are going to get “interesting.”
February 2, 2026 at 9:14 PM
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I mean, Kid Rock, sure, that’s their one guy. The rest I assume are a genAI response to the prompt “make up some plausible names for generic right-wing American entertainers”
Turning Point USA has announced the performers for their alternative Super Bowl halftime show:

Kid Rock, Brantley Gilbert, Lee Brice, and Gabby Barrett
February 2, 2026 at 8:45 PM
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February 2, 2026 at 4:21 PM
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Each of these 7 items would easily be the biggest scandal for like 45 Presidents.
February 2, 2026 at 1:32 PM
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University of Illinois college republicans advocate for executing protesters as “traitors” with art that takes a disturbing killing and makes it even more extreme.
dailyillini.com/news-stories...
‘Fell the enemies:’ Illini Republicans support ICE amid killings - The Daily Illini
In a post that included a graphic of a presumed officer holding a gun to someone's head, Illini Republicans stated that they “stand with ICE."
dailyillini.com
February 2, 2026 at 4:40 AM