Big P
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Labradors, history, beer, sport. Manc who tolerates Southerners (Married to one 😊)
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she forgot to mention she lives in a pineapple under the sea
February 1, 2026 at 4:32 PM
she forgot to mention she lives in a pineapple under the sea
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Show us your Melania cinema ticket for 10% off dry cleaning today.
Dare you.
Dare you.
January 31, 2026 at 10:39 AM
Show us your Melania cinema ticket for 10% off dry cleaning today.
Dare you.
Dare you.
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Ten years since we lost a giant of broadcasting
a person is picking flowers from a bush in the garden .
ALT: a person is picking flowers from a bush in the garden .
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January 31, 2026 at 11:04 AM
Ten years since we lost a giant of broadcasting
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The wrong one unfortunately.
January 31, 2026 at 1:32 AM
The wrong one unfortunately.
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On this day, 2 years ago. I sat in bed and said to myself, 'Why haven't you finally made that compilation of Jim McDonald from Coronation Street, absolutely battering people to Motörhead? So I did.'
Enjoy! It will forever be my greatest contribution to society.
Enjoy! It will forever be my greatest contribution to society.
January 31, 2026 at 9:06 AM
On this day, 2 years ago. I sat in bed and said to myself, 'Why haven't you finally made that compilation of Jim McDonald from Coronation Street, absolutely battering people to Motörhead? So I did.'
Enjoy! It will forever be my greatest contribution to society.
Enjoy! It will forever be my greatest contribution to society.
This beauty somehow got put to the back of the cupboard at my old gaff. Moved house in 2023 and rediscovered it tonight at the back of the cupboard, just over 4 years out of date. Looking forward to it later. It’ll be magnificent I’m sure.
January 31, 2026 at 8:22 PM
This beauty somehow got put to the back of the cupboard at my old gaff. Moved house in 2023 and rediscovered it tonight at the back of the cupboard, just over 4 years out of date. Looking forward to it later. It’ll be magnificent I’m sure.
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A bloated, much-married, philandering, orange-coloured megalomaniacal narcissist, possibly mentally impaired later in life, Henry VIII died #OnThisDay 1547.
January 28, 2026 at 7:56 PM
A bloated, much-married, philandering, orange-coloured megalomaniacal narcissist, possibly mentally impaired later in life, Henry VIII died #OnThisDay 1547.
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On 2nd thoughts, the cowhide rug was not the right rug for the bathroom...
January 28, 2026 at 7:09 PM
On 2nd thoughts, the cowhide rug was not the right rug for the bathroom...
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They won't be laughing when they're wrongfully arrested in connection with a 1970s pub bombing
January 27, 2026 at 6:34 PM
They won't be laughing when they're wrongfully arrested in connection with a 1970s pub bombing
Wonder if he will see any “Bustards” 👀
January 23, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Wonder if he will see any “Bustards” 👀
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Countries signing up to the Board of Peace
January 22, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Countries signing up to the Board of Peace
Good auld Facebook reminding me that in 2010 the cunt whose flat I bought in 2002 managed to somehow get a loan and secure it on my flat. Just a poultry 285000 Euros. More than the flat was worth. A lot of “fun” sorting that one out. Also, how the fuck did he manage that one ?
January 14, 2026 at 11:25 PM
Good auld Facebook reminding me that in 2010 the cunt whose flat I bought in 2002 managed to somehow get a loan and secure it on my flat. Just a poultry 285000 Euros. More than the flat was worth. A lot of “fun” sorting that one out. Also, how the fuck did he manage that one ?
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Oh I love a cup upset, don’t you ? Not right at this moment no
January 10, 2026 at 12:23 PM
Oh I love a cup upset, don’t you ? Not right at this moment no
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This is the first time in history that the holder of the FIFA Peace prize has captured the leader of a sovereign nation.
January 3, 2026 at 10:27 AM
This is the first time in history that the holder of the FIFA Peace prize has captured the leader of a sovereign nation.
open.spotify.com/track/2GuPGJ... one last tune before bed
Shoot The Singer (1 Sick Verse)
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January 1, 2026 at 2:55 AM
open.spotify.com/track/2GuPGJ... one last tune before bed
Ian Botham was on his first charity walk. I had saved up a months pocket money of £2 to give to him. I was told by him to “Get out of the way” as I tried to put money in the bucket. 10 year old me was distraught. I have had the last laugh as I haven’t exposed my chap on a social media platform
Please quote this with your major interactions with massive celebrities. eg “I was married to the pope for fifteen years”
December 31, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Ian Botham was on his first charity walk. I had saved up a months pocket money of £2 to give to him. I was told by him to “Get out of the way” as I tried to put money in the bucket. 10 year old me was distraught. I have had the last laugh as I haven’t exposed my chap on a social media platform
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Bird Hunted To Near Extinction Due To Infuriating 'Fuck You' Call
December 28, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Bird Hunted To Near Extinction Due To Infuriating 'Fuck You' Call
Mad Friday today….as someone who went to Uni not far from Swansea in the 90s, I can only imagine what it’ll be like tonight. Swansea v Wrexham evening kick off. Oh I think it just “might” get interesting
December 19, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Mad Friday today….as someone who went to Uni not far from Swansea in the 90s, I can only imagine what it’ll be like tonight. Swansea v Wrexham evening kick off. Oh I think it just “might” get interesting
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Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me
December 5, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me
Garage clear out to get to the Christmas Decorations and found a load of cards. Found the last one from both parents 🥹
November 28, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Garage clear out to get to the Christmas Decorations and found a load of cards. Found the last one from both parents 🥹
Black Friday done right…Manchester Whisky Festival tonight with a couple of mates which could end up interesting once we hit the fresh air later
November 21, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Black Friday done right…Manchester Whisky Festival tonight with a couple of mates which could end up interesting once we hit the fresh air later