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Queer women's hockey (and other women's sports) fan. Looks at birds. Located in a cornfield IL
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We had a lovely time last week visiting the Vic Pride Centre - picked up a bunch of queer books (possible future podcast episodes?) and also saw an exhibition by the artist Andrew Goodman, exploring worlds with different modes of gender, sexuality and reproduction, and inspired by Ursula K Le Guin!
November 28, 2025 at 6:11 AM
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been thinking about this for a few decades and finally realized that not liking cold weather is a sign of low moral character
November 28, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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good news everyone the Mistaken Text From Grandma Thanksgiving buddy drama is still going strong

this story delights me every year
November 28, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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Australia recorded ZERO cases of cervical cancer in women under 25 for the first time since they started tracking the cancer in the 80s.

This is the power of vaccines.

The HPV vaccine is extremely effective at preventing cancer.

Viruses can be oncogenic. Get your vaccines and protect yourself!
newsGP - Australia set for world-first cervical cancer elimination
Vaccination programs have played a key role, and GPs remain ‘instrumental’ in boosting screening rates to reach the 2035 target.
www1.racgp.org.au
November 27, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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The designer of Mouse Trap, Rock'em Sock'em Robots, Lite Brite, and many other toys has passed away.

What a legacy of joy!

www.nytimes.com/2025/11/21/a...
Burt Meyer, 99, Dies; Made Lite-Brite and Rock ’Em Sock ’Em Robots
www.nytimes.com
November 24, 2025 at 7:49 PM
My mother in law asked me to make meatballs for Christmas. Again!

I'm not a great cook, I'm ok at following a recipe. My meatballs are not as coherent as my mom's
What is the best compliment you ever received? Putting aside whether or not you believed it.
November 27, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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An action shot of grey fox in the garden, not sure if it saw something to pounce on but it's a cool shot.

The gray fox (Urocyon cinereoargenteus) is thought to be the oldest surviving canid species, having originated at least 3.6 million years ago.

#mammals
November 27, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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Happy Thanksgiving everyone please remember to be kind to everyone and everything that you meet today, but most especially be kind to yourself. Fight for those that don't have the same privileges that we do, be safe and have a super day.
November 27, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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Wait. Wait. Use this one. With the safety tips on it. That's #PublicHealth
November 27, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Look, the world is *waves hands*. Have some pie for breakfast. To fortify yourself for the Eating To Come

(If you're not in the US feel free to have some pie too. Everyone should have pie if they want)
November 27, 2025 at 3:20 PM
People have inherent worth and dignity as human beings

Yes we pretend this is the kid's virtue name
I don’t know who is ready to hear this but people don’t have to add value

Like people should also be allowed to exist for free
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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This is possibly my favorite product answer yet:

Q: Will this deodorizing spray get rid of dead animal smell?
A: Yes, but you need to remove the dead animal or you will need to keep applying it.
November 27, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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Carve it into the shape of a turkey and we'll put it in an overfilled deep fryer.
what we don’t have in turkey fryer explosion videos, we make up for with 10-pound grease ball pics.
November 26, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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"Google at its peak was basically the best information retrieval system in human history and they and every competitor decided going from there to “you didn’t want answers you wanted half-assed auto-complete 80%-wrong hallucinations” in a few years was the right idea" -- @davelevitan.bsky.social
November 26, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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Traveling mercies to all who need them!
November 26, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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"Let me get this straight. Your lab has bred a dragon?"

"A wyvern, director. It has two legs, two wings, whereas a-"

"Which flies, breathes fire, and is intelligent?"

"About as intelligent as a border collie."

"So, intelligent. Why?"

"You asked us to invent measures to take down small drones."
November 26, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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Can't stop. Won't stop. Posting capybaras.
November 26, 2025 at 3:05 PM
"humidity 97%"

Yeah that explains a lot 😆
Current* conditions near Ashland, WI:
November 26, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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Twin Cities MN folks, question:

Do you know a pain management specialist who is not a dick to people in pain?

I need a specialist who 1) believes in chronic pain of unknown etiology, 2) is willing to provide pain relief for conditions that never improve, and 3) IS NOT A JERK.

#twincities #mn
November 26, 2025 at 5:44 PM
"oh you can damage your skin with what you've been doing!"

".... Just make it permanently discolored? Can I tell you how much I don't care because I just want to not hurt for a little bit?"
I mean, jfc, most pain management specialists do not believe in treating pain. If they cannot solve a clear causal underlying condition (bursitis gets steroid injections, stiff shoulder gets PT, etc.) *they will not treat you*.

That is correct.

Pain Management does not treat pain.
November 26, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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My favorite uncle, Phil Parcak, passed away unexpectedly last night (great health, fit, only 74, in ER for fatigue, and just... went). In his honor and to help my family, please reply with your favorite jokes below. x rated is fine. He had the most incredible sense of humor+ we always traded jokes.
November 26, 2025 at 3:27 AM
This is embarrassing

My ancestors came the "right way" by bringing their bodies into the US. Several came here late enough they had to not be Chinese.

What we have now is ridiculous.
November 26, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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Current* conditions near Duluth, MN:
November 26, 2025 at 6:48 AM
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Good morning!

🍄📷🌿🌱🍂🍁
November 26, 2025 at 7:17 AM