Michael
@biscuitngrav.bsky.social
Anti-MAGAt. Funny in a prophet-setting-your-conscience-on-fire kind of way. Voted “Most Arrogant Fuck” in high school.
Bangers are just mash that gets attention:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vwo7dsoj4rr4qzzojqhdrij4/feed/aaablyhd3oney
Bangers are just mash that gets attention:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vwo7dsoj4rr4qzzojqhdrij4/feed/aaablyhd3oney
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wtf is a FIFA peace prize? that's like being an NFL laureate in physics
December 5, 2025 at 7:21 PM
wtf is a FIFA peace prize? that's like being an NFL laureate in physics
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excited to see my post about snow tires is gaining traction . folks,,
December 4, 2025 at 3:50 PM
excited to see my post about snow tires is gaining traction . folks,,
Damnit, Love, why you gotta be obvious in the silence?
November 30, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Damnit, Love, why you gotta be obvious in the silence?
“ if I had the hair to do it, I’d still be rocking a mushroom haircut.”
“That’s your biggest secret?”
“…yes?”
“That’s your biggest secret?”
“…yes?”
November 26, 2025 at 2:10 AM
“ if I had the hair to do it, I’d still be rocking a mushroom haircut.”
“That’s your biggest secret?”
“…yes?”
“That’s your biggest secret?”
“…yes?”
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RFK, Jr. cancelling oxygen
rfk jr cancelling headphones
November 25, 2025 at 3:06 AM
RFK, Jr. cancelling oxygen
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Don’t answer unknown numbers, Charlie Brown.
Never get involved in a land war in Asia, Charlie Brown.
November 25, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Don’t answer unknown numbers, Charlie Brown.
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Do you even give up on the daily, bro?
November 25, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Do you even give up on the daily, bro?
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World War Z is my favorite movie about the spread of fascist lunacy.
August 17, 2025 at 10:22 PM
World War Z is my favorite movie about the spread of fascist lunacy.
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I said he'll flip you. Flip ya for real,Charlie Brown
Don’t answer unknown numbers, Charlie Brown.
Never get involved in a land war in Asia, Charlie Brown.
November 25, 2025 at 3:18 AM
I said he'll flip you. Flip ya for real,Charlie Brown
RFK, Jr. cancelling oxygen
rfk jr cancelling headphones
November 25, 2025 at 3:06 AM
RFK, Jr. cancelling oxygen
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rfk jr cancelling headphones
November 25, 2025 at 1:23 AM
rfk jr cancelling headphones
Do you even give up on the daily, bro?
November 25, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Do you even give up on the daily, bro?
Don’t answer unknown numbers, Charlie Brown.
Never get involved in a land war in Asia, Charlie Brown.
November 25, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Don’t answer unknown numbers, Charlie Brown.
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Never get involved in a land war in Asia, Charlie Brown.
November 24, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Never get involved in a land war in Asia, Charlie Brown.
The urge to spam your group chat >>>
November 25, 2025 at 2:40 AM
The urge to spam your group chat >>>
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officer i only missed that stop sign bc i was looking for the wizard emoji on my phone
November 24, 2025 at 12:27 PM
officer i only missed that stop sign bc i was looking for the wizard emoji on my phone
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still existing over here (without my consent)
November 21, 2025 at 4:50 AM
still existing over here (without my consent)
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me: i have to tell you something but keep it on the down low. you need deodorant. here. take this.
bff: ok. your secret™️ is safe with me. wait. what ??
bff: ok. your secret™️ is safe with me. wait. what ??
November 21, 2025 at 5:53 PM
me: i have to tell you something but keep it on the down low. you need deodorant. here. take this.
bff: ok. your secret™️ is safe with me. wait. what ??
bff: ok. your secret™️ is safe with me. wait. what ??
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[port of miami]
guy who works for TMZ: im here to catch a celebrity
check-in agent: sorry, sir. that ship has sailed
TMZ guy: no, i mean, like, Cruise
check-in agent: sir. you can’t just hop on a cruise
TMZ guy: what
check-in agent: what
narrator: what
guy who works for TMZ: im here to catch a celebrity
check-in agent: sorry, sir. that ship has sailed
TMZ guy: no, i mean, like, Cruise
check-in agent: sir. you can’t just hop on a cruise
TMZ guy: what
check-in agent: what
narrator: what
November 22, 2025 at 7:24 PM
[port of miami]
guy who works for TMZ: im here to catch a celebrity
check-in agent: sorry, sir. that ship has sailed
TMZ guy: no, i mean, like, Cruise
check-in agent: sir. you can’t just hop on a cruise
TMZ guy: what
check-in agent: what
narrator: what
guy who works for TMZ: im here to catch a celebrity
check-in agent: sorry, sir. that ship has sailed
TMZ guy: no, i mean, like, Cruise
check-in agent: sir. you can’t just hop on a cruise
TMZ guy: what
check-in agent: what
narrator: what
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I’m strongly opposed to a baby monitor. Like a baby can effectively observe and perform surveillance? That’s asking quite a bit from an infant.
November 22, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I’m strongly opposed to a baby monitor. Like a baby can effectively observe and perform surveillance? That’s asking quite a bit from an infant.
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guy from Louisiana: hey. how y’all doing? how’s bayou ?
me: what
me: what
October 9, 2025 at 3:04 PM
guy from Louisiana: hey. how y’all doing? how’s bayou ?
me: what
me: what
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Masked men jumped a San Bernardino family in unmarked cars, opened fire, and shattered their truck windows—all while the family was just coming home from work.
The feds later admitted it was CBP, but the family says the agents never showed warrants or IDs.
The feds later admitted it was CBP, but the family says the agents never showed warrants or IDs.
August 17, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Masked men jumped a San Bernardino family in unmarked cars, opened fire, and shattered their truck windows—all while the family was just coming home from work.
The feds later admitted it was CBP, but the family says the agents never showed warrants or IDs.
The feds later admitted it was CBP, but the family says the agents never showed warrants or IDs.