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Blake Feldman
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Leave it better than you found it.
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*Taps the sign*
Knicks just molly whopping the Jazz. Love to see it.
December 6, 2025 at 1:11 AM
December 5, 2025 at 7:54 PM
December 5, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Mel Kiper Jr. Voice: "This kid has got all the tools and when the defense gives him lemons he can Makai Lemonade."
Miami freshman wide receiver Malachi Toney has the No. 2 receiving grade (90.4) among Power 4 wide receivers, trailing only USC star Makai Lemon.
December 4, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Reposted by Blake Feldman
Lmao
Noem: You have saved hundreds of millions of lives with the Cocaine you’ve blown up in the Caribbean
December 3, 2025 at 9:03 PM
The basic premise of AI needs to be this: give people back more time in their day so they can turn outwards to connect with others.
December 3, 2025 at 4:41 PM
We have failed as a species until being on this list is considered an embarrassing moral failure.
December 3, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Reposted by Blake Feldman
A peace plan for Ukraine could be very short, directed at Russia: Get Out!
Two simple one syllable words that cover the whole thing.
If you like, add two more simple words between the first two, for emphasis: the fuck.
December 2, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Reposted by Blake Feldman
The real question is not "Why is Bluesky so left-coded," the real question is "Why can't the right exist in a social media environment without algorithmic assistance, where people can ignore them"
December 2, 2025 at 3:08 PM
The 49ers are if Draymond Green was an NFL roster
December 2, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Jets win!
November 30, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Sure, it's cool that retired JAGs and active service members are speaking out against obvious war crimes. But it'd be a lot cooler if voters didn't put them in the position to have to do so.
November 30, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Reposted by Blake Feldman
- Dick Cheney like a month ago
WHY IS EVERYTHING BLACK
November 29, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Reposted by Blake Feldman
I hope it’s now (even more) obvious that having military in our streets, with instructions to ignore “stupid rules of engagement,” is not in any way intended to protect us or make us safer
November 29, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Feeling vacuum about Thanksgiving all done
November 29, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Gave the dog (8) a few slices of honey baked ham. He looked at me wide eyed as though a great secret had been withheld from him. A combination of joy and betrayal. We may never be the same.
November 28, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Smokey bacon Mac and cheese with honey baked ham are elite leftovers
November 28, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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Healthcare should be free for everybody!
November 28, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Trent McDuffie will be seeing Ceedee Lambs diamond grill teeth in his sleep
a close up of cheshire cat 's face with blue eyes and sharp teeth
Alt: a close up of cheshire cat 's face with blue eyes and sharp teeth
media.tenor.com
November 28, 2025 at 1:18 AM
It is time
November 27, 2025 at 1:29 PM
What if bullying weird nerds was a load bearing pillar of society
November 27, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Bullying the weird until we recover what was lost. This is the way.
you know, what if they aren't actually a commentary on journalism or the state of media. what if these people are just extremely weird
November 27, 2025 at 12:17 AM
People who say this have a very unhealthy and weird relationship with money.
Just saw someone claim that authors who want to be paid for their work are "class traitors" because we "only let the wealthy" read our books, and I think I need to go into the woods to scream into the night for a bit.

It's $5, not your first-born child! I need that $5 for health insurance!
November 26, 2025 at 4:54 PM
November 26, 2025 at 3:42 PM
*Taps the sign*
November 26, 2025 at 12:13 PM