Neil Sarver
@bleedingtree.bsky.social
Guy who says things and writes things. He/him.
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Neil Sarver
@bleedingtree.bsky.social
· Jun 13
Are there any dramas created for cable access archived on the Internet?
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A Christmas Eve present to myself - super rare 16mm print of Rudy Vallée singing Groucho Marx’s signature tune “Lydia the Tattooed Lady” written by the “Over the Rainbow” team Yip Harburg and Harold Arlen.
December 24, 2025 at 3:12 PM
A Christmas Eve present to myself - super rare 16mm print of Rudy Vallée singing Groucho Marx’s signature tune “Lydia the Tattooed Lady” written by the “Over the Rainbow” team Yip Harburg and Harold Arlen.
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Have a Zardoz holiday now, and remember: the penis is evil!
December 23, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Have a Zardoz holiday now, and remember: the penis is evil!
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I hadn’t thought about 60 Minutes in forever, but then they started hiding the news, like a cool scavenger hunt.
December 22, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I hadn’t thought about 60 Minutes in forever, but then they started hiding the news, like a cool scavenger hunt.
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LLMs don't even make writing. They make strings of words that can be pawned off as writing.
It's just so frustrating and draining.
It's just so frustrating and draining.
December 23, 2025 at 12:11 AM
LLMs don't even make writing. They make strings of words that can be pawned off as writing.
It's just so frustrating and draining.
It's just so frustrating and draining.
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Professor Bentley James came into our lives about 10 years ago. He wasn't a kitten then. He was older. He wasn't supposed to be mine. He was Rae and Peg's, but as we both grew into the cranky old men of the house, we became a team. I'll miss him.
December 22, 2025 at 9:44 AM
Professor Bentley James came into our lives about 10 years ago. He wasn't a kitten then. He was older. He wasn't supposed to be mine. He was Rae and Peg's, but as we both grew into the cranky old men of the house, we became a team. I'll miss him.
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“There’s never been a moment when someone’s like ‘oh, I didn’t want to let you know I really want universal child care.’ … When you say ‘I’m a moderate,’ or ‘I’m a centrist’ I immediately know you’re right-wing, and I also think you’re a coward.”
December 21, 2025 at 11:16 PM
“There’s never been a moment when someone’s like ‘oh, I didn’t want to let you know I really want universal child care.’ … When you say ‘I’m a moderate,’ or ‘I’m a centrist’ I immediately know you’re right-wing, and I also think you’re a coward.”
Someone could really do an adaptation of Asimov's "Liar!" that speaks to the moment we're in.
December 22, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Someone could really do an adaptation of Asimov's "Liar!" that speaks to the moment we're in.
If you see this, post your favorite Star Wars character.
December 22, 2025 at 4:55 AM
If you see this, post your favorite Star Wars character.
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Do we think anyone could convince Bill Maher or Matt Yglesias that they could be really good boxers?
December 21, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Do we think anyone could convince Bill Maher or Matt Yglesias that they could be really good boxers?
I'm pretty sure Phil Collins could do a show entirely filled with songs about his first marriage falling apart and the eventual divorce and almost leave most audiences feeling like they got a greatest hits show.
December 18, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I'm pretty sure Phil Collins could do a show entirely filled with songs about his first marriage falling apart and the eventual divorce and almost leave most audiences feeling like they got a greatest hits show.
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"David Brooks is not a pedophile. However, he is a blatant social climber and star****er who has no problem going to secret dinners at a pedophile's house."
Statement from the NYT, which is useful context, but still feel like you gotta mention it in the column!
December 18, 2025 at 7:18 PM
"David Brooks is not a pedophile. However, he is a blatant social climber and star****er who has no problem going to secret dinners at a pedophile's house."
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"We don't want to be Luddites --" brother, Luddites were opposed to bosses concentrating wealth by using technology to make inferior product with warehouses fulls of starving exploited child labor. You don't have to wear the team jersey but respect the game.
December 18, 2025 at 5:04 PM
"We don't want to be Luddites --" brother, Luddites were opposed to bosses concentrating wealth by using technology to make inferior product with warehouses fulls of starving exploited child labor. You don't have to wear the team jersey but respect the game.
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bring back public access tv
I think every grandpa should be allowed to get on tv and yell for an hour
December 18, 2025 at 3:02 AM
bring back public access tv
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I could be off base, but I feel as though many of the people who really liked the idea of soylent as an efficient way of eating food are the same kind of guys who want ai. People who don't understand the value of variety in their diet won't understand it in their creatives.
December 18, 2025 at 12:02 AM
I could be off base, but I feel as though many of the people who really liked the idea of soylent as an efficient way of eating food are the same kind of guys who want ai. People who don't understand the value of variety in their diet won't understand it in their creatives.
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I'm never putting time and energy into algorithmic social media again. It turns you into a fool for the machine.
December 17, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I'm never putting time and energy into algorithmic social media again. It turns you into a fool for the machine.
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“There are no jobs”
“Which means they’re only hiring minorities!”
“Nobody’s hiring anyone”
“Which is all the minorities’ fault!”
“The billionnaires are literally trying to eliminate the concept of employment”
“Can’t talk now, too busy painting hate symbols on my house”
“Which means they’re only hiring minorities!”
“Nobody’s hiring anyone”
“Which is all the minorities’ fault!”
“The billionnaires are literally trying to eliminate the concept of employment”
“Can’t talk now, too busy painting hate symbols on my house”
December 17, 2025 at 10:27 PM
“There are no jobs”
“Which means they’re only hiring minorities!”
“Nobody’s hiring anyone”
“Which is all the minorities’ fault!”
“The billionnaires are literally trying to eliminate the concept of employment”
“Can’t talk now, too busy painting hate symbols on my house”
“Which means they’re only hiring minorities!”
“Nobody’s hiring anyone”
“Which is all the minorities’ fault!”
“The billionnaires are literally trying to eliminate the concept of employment”
“Can’t talk now, too busy painting hate symbols on my house”
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I need to find a good word processor, that isn't MS or Google. Any suggestions?
December 17, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I need to find a good word processor, that isn't MS or Google. Any suggestions?
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I don't understand the people who take up social media like it's a crusade. Why is my job to combat anyone? I came here to see smut and funny animal videos and laugh at jokes and read about horror movies. I already have a job. I try to avoid terrible people because they're terrible. No thanks.
December 15, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I don't understand the people who take up social media like it's a crusade. Why is my job to combat anyone? I came here to see smut and funny animal videos and laugh at jokes and read about horror movies. I already have a job. I try to avoid terrible people because they're terrible. No thanks.
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We will never repair the damage President Dipshit wreaked upon the entire world.
December 17, 2025 at 10:52 AM
We will never repair the damage President Dipshit wreaked upon the entire world.
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People are going to look back on a lot of horrible shit and wonder "What were they thinking?" where "they" isn't MAGA, but the rest of us. Among the biggest mysteries will be why journalists thought it wasn't their job to question the sanity of a clearly insane presidential candidate and president.
December 17, 2025 at 1:31 AM
People are going to look back on a lot of horrible shit and wonder "What were they thinking?" where "they" isn't MAGA, but the rest of us. Among the biggest mysteries will be why journalists thought it wasn't their job to question the sanity of a clearly insane presidential candidate and president.
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The Batman movies never include his actual arch nemesis, a guy named Bruce Wax.
December 16, 2025 at 11:30 PM
The Batman movies never include his actual arch nemesis, a guy named Bruce Wax.