Special Ace-gent Dale Cooper
@bluearmyman.bsky.social
A gray-ace silver fox made of dots and lines. GQ "Man" of the year. Queer as the day is long. (He/they)
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This is what people used to joke that Keith Richards did
December 6, 2025 at 6:44 AM
This is what people used to joke that Keith Richards did
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one of the reasons the Muppets are great is because they allow adults to engage in one of the joys of childhood; pretending something is alive and real when you know it isn't. Kermit and Miss Piggy are everyone's favorite toys.
December 6, 2025 at 4:47 AM
one of the reasons the Muppets are great is because they allow adults to engage in one of the joys of childhood; pretending something is alive and real when you know it isn't. Kermit and Miss Piggy are everyone's favorite toys.
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1) legendary energy
2) you don't want to be passive aggressively chased through winter conditions by a Minnesotan, I hope they have nightmares 😂
2) you don't want to be passive aggressively chased through winter conditions by a Minnesotan, I hope they have nightmares 😂
December 6, 2025 at 1:36 AM
1) legendary energy
2) you don't want to be passive aggressively chased through winter conditions by a Minnesotan, I hope they have nightmares 😂
2) you don't want to be passive aggressively chased through winter conditions by a Minnesotan, I hope they have nightmares 😂
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i am never too embarrassed to boo, i made an entire crowd of people boo *a pretty decent friend of mine* at *this very karaoke bar* for our video
December 6, 2025 at 4:37 AM
i am never too embarrassed to boo, i made an entire crowd of people boo *a pretty decent friend of mine* at *this very karaoke bar* for our video
Hello, I am bored in the green room, and finally uploaded the recording of a recent play I was in, “Requiem For A Heavyweight”, to share, so message me if you wanna see it.
December 6, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Hello, I am bored in the green room, and finally uploaded the recording of a recent play I was in, “Requiem For A Heavyweight”, to share, so message me if you wanna see it.
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state power and orders are also well-documented, which eliminates both of my primary objections to the death penalty, actually, now that i think about it
one view of mind that has changed is that, while i remain strongly opposed to capital punishment in most cases, i'm basically agnostic on it now when it comes to people exercising state power and authority in ways like this
One of the dilemmas of living through the second Trump administration is that saying these things out loud seems crazy. But yeah, the death penalty is an established, well-documented thing we have on the books for precisely these kinds of crimes; they obviously did it; and it's not hard to prove.
December 6, 2025 at 3:21 AM
state power and orders are also well-documented, which eliminates both of my primary objections to the death penalty, actually, now that i think about it
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we are all going to hate the next democratic president, because whomever it is, they're going to have learned that being able to successfully play high-stakes politics is going to be absolutely essential to their longevity
December 6, 2025 at 2:58 AM
we are all going to hate the next democratic president, because whomever it is, they're going to have learned that being able to successfully play high-stakes politics is going to be absolutely essential to their longevity
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vought is a psychotic fanatic whose malevolence planned for project 2025 with no 2026 or 2028, the whole plan's success and longevity both depend on the idea that there's no thermostatic reaction and that americans find the outcomes of it appealing. that's the idea of a fanatic, not a planner
December 6, 2025 at 2:44 AM
vought is a psychotic fanatic whose malevolence planned for project 2025 with no 2026 or 2028, the whole plan's success and longevity both depend on the idea that there's no thermostatic reaction and that americans find the outcomes of it appealing. that's the idea of a fanatic, not a planner
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part of the reason i've got such contempt for the doomerism around "they don't think they'll have to win an election again" is that this belief — which i agree some of them hold — critically endangers the entire project, it doesn't strengthen it. they are incapable of shifting strategy or pivoting.
it is actually a major fucking political problem for this administration that they have key decision makers who believe the GOP will never have to win a fair election again
December 6, 2025 at 2:36 AM
part of the reason i've got such contempt for the doomerism around "they don't think they'll have to win an election again" is that this belief — which i agree some of them hold — critically endangers the entire project, it doesn't strengthen it. they are incapable of shifting strategy or pivoting.
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it doesn't even work this way for pragmatists, most of the time! an irony here is that vought, miller and everyone else in this administration are making some of the exact same mistakes the biden administration made, for, like, wario-related reasons
Ideologues be like "my ideology produces good outcomes! People will see the work we've done and be prosperous and happy!" and it usually does not work out like that.
December 6, 2025 at 2:55 AM
it doesn't even work this way for pragmatists, most of the time! an irony here is that vought, miller and everyone else in this administration are making some of the exact same mistakes the biden administration made, for, like, wario-related reasons
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Instead of paying for music you don't actually own while Spotify surveils you and funds AI warfare, you can buy downloads from e.g., Bandcamp, or if it's not on there, I've found Qobuz (www.qobuz.com/us-en/shop) works. At the very least, artists get better paid and you aren't as surveilled.
December 5, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Instead of paying for music you don't actually own while Spotify surveils you and funds AI warfare, you can buy downloads from e.g., Bandcamp, or if it's not on there, I've found Qobuz (www.qobuz.com/us-en/shop) works. At the very least, artists get better paid and you aren't as surveilled.
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god, imagine if *it* happens and then it's vance who has to come crawling into congress holding his hat out in 2027
i think people have mostly, finally gotten over the fear that trump's going to deploy DHS troops out to every city in america, what people need to internalize next is that they will not have the money to sustain even their *current* operations within a year and a half
December 5, 2025 at 9:36 PM
god, imagine if *it* happens and then it's vance who has to come crawling into congress holding his hat out in 2027
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this is the most consequential journalism scandal since Stephen Glass and this is a website with a lot of journalists on it! I am absolutely going to continue posting about it, sorry. Feel free to block or unfollow me if this bothers you!
Everyone pls stop posting about her
December 5, 2025 at 9:48 PM
this is the most consequential journalism scandal since Stephen Glass and this is a website with a lot of journalists on it! I am absolutely going to continue posting about it, sorry. Feel free to block or unfollow me if this bothers you!
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if one more man says anything along the lines of “you’re actually a pretty good writer” to me, I swear to god
why do they always act surprised that a woman would be smart
these are invariably always the same guys who don’t get my jokes bc they assume women are too stupid to be able to make jokes
why do they always act surprised that a woman would be smart
these are invariably always the same guys who don’t get my jokes bc they assume women are too stupid to be able to make jokes
December 5, 2025 at 5:13 PM
if one more man says anything along the lines of “you’re actually a pretty good writer” to me, I swear to god
why do they always act surprised that a woman would be smart
these are invariably always the same guys who don’t get my jokes bc they assume women are too stupid to be able to make jokes
why do they always act surprised that a woman would be smart
these are invariably always the same guys who don’t get my jokes bc they assume women are too stupid to be able to make jokes
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USPS subsidizes a *lot* of shipping in the united states and characterizing it in terms of profit and loss is fundamentally a bad faith exercise given how many of it’s benefits are truly universal in a way that not all federal agencies are
December 5, 2025 at 5:55 PM
USPS subsidizes a *lot* of shipping in the united states and characterizing it in terms of profit and loss is fundamentally a bad faith exercise given how many of it’s benefits are truly universal in a way that not all federal agencies are
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i am going to be equally honest, the USPS accounts for less than a single percentage point of federal spending despite being one of the most complex and sophisticated logistical agencies in the world, this is a crank hobby horse
December 5, 2025 at 5:51 PM
i am going to be equally honest, the USPS accounts for less than a single percentage point of federal spending despite being one of the most complex and sophisticated logistical agencies in the world, this is a crank hobby horse
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What I wish is when people saw these news articles they would fight harder for digital privacy. Companies can already do basically what Grok is doing just by data mining you. FB knows everything about you (and is selling you off to the highest bidder) even if you don't have an account.
December 5, 2025 at 3:26 PM
What I wish is when people saw these news articles they would fight harder for digital privacy. Companies can already do basically what Grok is doing just by data mining you. FB knows everything about you (and is selling you off to the highest bidder) even if you don't have an account.
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Holy shit. And a good reminder that LLMs are not confidential! Everything put into it can be extracted and indicidualized, both in terms of who put it in and what results it spits out.
NEW: Elon Musk's Grok chatbot will, with minimal prompting, provide residential addresses of everyday Americans.
Prompts as simple as "[name] address" immediately returned accurate home addresses of private citizens — alongside other personal info we didn't ask for.
futurism.com/future-socie...
Prompts as simple as "[name] address" immediately returned accurate home addresses of private citizens — alongside other personal info we didn't ask for.
futurism.com/future-socie...
December 5, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Holy shit. And a good reminder that LLMs are not confidential! Everything put into it can be extracted and indicidualized, both in terms of who put it in and what results it spits out.
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NEW for premium subscribers:
I am a horny monster when I'm ovulating
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...complete with juicy actual text excerpts that prove this point smashingly, plus (of course) a bit o' nerdy analysis of the biology + psychology behind this phenomenon 😘
I am a horny monster when I'm ovulating
katesloan.email/archive/i-am...
...complete with juicy actual text excerpts that prove this point smashingly, plus (of course) a bit o' nerdy analysis of the biology + psychology behind this phenomenon 😘
I am a horny monster when I'm ovulating
My wife: Having one of those days where I’m attracted to almost everyone for no discernible reason. Does that ever happen to you?Me: When I’m ovulating...
katesloan.email
December 4, 2025 at 10:36 PM
NEW for premium subscribers:
I am a horny monster when I'm ovulating
katesloan.email/archive/i-am...
...complete with juicy actual text excerpts that prove this point smashingly, plus (of course) a bit o' nerdy analysis of the biology + psychology behind this phenomenon 😘
I am a horny monster when I'm ovulating
katesloan.email/archive/i-am...
...complete with juicy actual text excerpts that prove this point smashingly, plus (of course) a bit o' nerdy analysis of the biology + psychology behind this phenomenon 😘
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I had to write about Horses for @aftermath.site aftermath.site/horses-indie...
December 4, 2025 at 6:08 PM
I had to write about Horses for @aftermath.site aftermath.site/horses-indie...
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hey there, a friend’s union is raising funds for strike support, chip in if you can
Donate to Support Striking CAMBA IT Workers, organized by Leandra Diaz
While CAMBA’s President earns 14.5 times the starting salary offered in these negotiati… Leandra Diaz needs your support for Support Striking CAMBA IT Workers
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December 5, 2025 at 12:29 AM
hey there, a friend’s union is raising funds for strike support, chip in if you can
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Omg, such a loss. One of the great faces of the 90s, a stalwart character actor who could teeter on both sides of the line for Asian American roles in an industry thay made it hard for him to avoid stereotype. Loved him in Mortal Kombat, Last Emperor, Man in the High Castle, Licence to Kill.
December 5, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Omg, such a loss. One of the great faces of the 90s, a stalwart character actor who could teeter on both sides of the line for Asian American roles in an industry thay made it hard for him to avoid stereotype. Loved him in Mortal Kombat, Last Emperor, Man in the High Castle, Licence to Kill.
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you can wishlist on Steam or PlayStation!! Xbox coming soon~
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ROMEO IS A DEAD MAN on Steam
Paint the screen red and travel the cosmos in this bloodstained action adventure game! Witness the latest from Grasshopper Manufacture: the advent of ULTRA-VIOLENT SCIENCE FICTION!
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December 5, 2025 at 2:10 AM
you can wishlist on Steam or PlayStation!! Xbox coming soon~
store.steampowered.com/app/3050900/...
store.playstation.com/en-us/concep...
store.steampowered.com/app/3050900/...
store.playstation.com/en-us/concep...
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hey check out our game it’s coming out in two months :)
Check out the newest trailer for Romeo Is A Dead Man from our just-released Grasshopper Direct HERE!💀🤘
youtu.be/ceog9nU0ucs
#RomeoIsADeadMan
youtu.be/ceog9nU0ucs
#RomeoIsADeadMan
December 5, 2025 at 1:17 AM
hey check out our game it’s coming out in two months :)
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mentioned this to a guy who said hey to me at the store yesterday so i might as well say it here: after spending all year on patreon, my four-part series FOOL TIME will drop on youtube this month. one episode every tuesday through the end of the year
December 5, 2025 at 2:20 AM
mentioned this to a guy who said hey to me at the store yesterday so i might as well say it here: after spending all year on patreon, my four-part series FOOL TIME will drop on youtube this month. one episode every tuesday through the end of the year