Brice Maryman PLA FASLA
@bmaryman.bsky.social
Maryland native, Seattle adopted, father, hubby, Founding Principal at MxMLA.bsky.social
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He's going to kill so many people and we're powerless to stop it. One of the most vile humans currently wandering around this watery rock.
December 1, 2025 at 2:48 AM
He's going to kill so many people and we're powerless to stop it. One of the most vile humans currently wandering around this watery rock.
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Lol, Zillow tried to rate the climate risks facing individual properties. The real estate industry *hated* it, precisely because it worked -- it made selling risky properties more difficult. So they rebelled & Zillow caved.
Don't look up!
Don't look up!
Zillow Removes Climate Risk Scores From Home Listings
www.nytimes.com
November 30, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Lol, Zillow tried to rate the climate risks facing individual properties. The real estate industry *hated* it, precisely because it worked -- it made selling risky properties more difficult. So they rebelled & Zillow caved.
Don't look up!
Don't look up!
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Ooooh, new FRE 801(d)(2)(B) hypo just dropped for all you law students studying for your evidence final!
KARL: Did you know about the judge's order when you issued your order for the planes to continue?
KRISTI NOEM: This is an activist judge. We comply with all federal orders that are lawful and binding.
KRISTI NOEM: This is an activist judge. We comply with all federal orders that are lawful and binding.
November 30, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Ooooh, new FRE 801(d)(2)(B) hypo just dropped for all you law students studying for your evidence final!
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Today and every Wednesday through Dec. 17, get free admission to the Seattle Art Museum with a donation of at least two non-perishable canned food items, supporting the Pike Market Senior Center and Food Bank. Details below:
Discounts to Visit Seattle Art Museum
To ensure that everyone has the opportunity to experience art, SAM offers monthly free days and various discounts for visiting our locations.
www.seattleartmuseum.org
November 26, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Today and every Wednesday through Dec. 17, get free admission to the Seattle Art Museum with a donation of at least two non-perishable canned food items, supporting the Pike Market Senior Center and Food Bank. Details below:
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I mostly post about job openings on Linkedin (www.linkedin.com/in/gordonpad...) but, this job is too exciting to not crosspost: @seattledot.bsky.social's Senior Transportation Planner - Bike Program "This position offers the opportunity to shape the city’s bike network." Applications due 12/9!
Senior Transportation Planner - Bike Program in Seattle, WA | GovernmentJobs.com
Apply for Senior Transportation Planner - Bike Program position in Seattle, WA through GovernmentJobs.com. Join our team and become a part of City of Seattle community.
www.governmentjobs.com
November 26, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I mostly post about job openings on Linkedin (www.linkedin.com/in/gordonpad...) but, this job is too exciting to not crosspost: @seattledot.bsky.social's Senior Transportation Planner - Bike Program "This position offers the opportunity to shape the city’s bike network." Applications due 12/9!
November 22, 2025 at 8:19 PM
November 22, 2025 at 7:09 PM
November 22, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Voiceover guy 1: He’s a Democratic Socialist.
Voiceover guy 2: And he’s a Dementia-addled Narcissist.
Voiceover guy 1: But this summer, they’re teaming up to fight crime in America’s funniest action-packed comedy.
Voiceover guy 2: And he’s a Dementia-addled Narcissist.
Voiceover guy 1: But this summer, they’re teaming up to fight crime in America’s funniest action-packed comedy.
Pitching a Hollywood studio on the funniest buddy comedy ever.
November 21, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Voiceover guy 1: He’s a Democratic Socialist.
Voiceover guy 2: And he’s a Dementia-addled Narcissist.
Voiceover guy 1: But this summer, they’re teaming up to fight crime in America’s funniest action-packed comedy.
Voiceover guy 2: And he’s a Dementia-addled Narcissist.
Voiceover guy 1: But this summer, they’re teaming up to fight crime in America’s funniest action-packed comedy.
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See? Just like Brett said. A temporary inconvenience and then all's well!
America 2025.
November 21, 2025 at 1:51 PM
See? Just like Brett said. A temporary inconvenience and then all's well!
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The Olmsteds of landscape architecture renown are a) not Olmsteads, with an a, and b) are three blokes of two generations, not all Frederick Law Olmsted.
Man, everything is so bleak, anyone got a fun fact or little bit of trivia they want to share
November 21, 2025 at 5:35 AM
The Olmsteds of landscape architecture renown are a) not Olmsteads, with an a, and b) are three blokes of two generations, not all Frederick Law Olmsted.
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Can’t believe the whole country has to suffer through the return of Dickensian childhood diseases because the worst, most ignorant attention-demanders decided other people’s expertise makes them feel bad
November 20, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Can’t believe the whole country has to suffer through the return of Dickensian childhood diseases because the worst, most ignorant attention-demanders decided other people’s expertise makes them feel bad
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Incredible headline.
Elon Musk Could 'Drink Piss Better Than Any Human in History,' Grok Says
Grok has been reprogrammed to say Musk is better than everyone at everything, including blowjobs, piss drinking, playing quarterback, conquering Europe, etc.
www.404media.co
November 20, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Incredible headline.
So brilliant
parents freed a hummingbird from a skylight with a coleus flower attached to a pole
November 19, 2025 at 8:58 PM
So brilliant
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BREAKING: Judge Boasberg says "justice requires" him to continue contempt inquiry into Trump admin.
“I certainly intend to find out what happened on that day,” Boasberg said of the March 15 Alien Enemies Act flights. He plans to begin hearings on Dec. 1.
New, at Law Dork:
“I certainly intend to find out what happened on that day,” Boasberg said of the March 15 Alien Enemies Act flights. He plans to begin hearings on Dec. 1.
New, at Law Dork:
Breaking: Judge Boasberg says "justice requires" him to continue contempt inquiry into Trump admin
“I certainly intend to find out what happened on that day,” Boasberg said of the March 15 Alien Enemies Act flights. He plans to begin hearings on Dec. 1.
www.lawdork.com
November 19, 2025 at 8:37 PM
BREAKING: Judge Boasberg says "justice requires" him to continue contempt inquiry into Trump admin.
“I certainly intend to find out what happened on that day,” Boasberg said of the March 15 Alien Enemies Act flights. He plans to begin hearings on Dec. 1.
New, at Law Dork:
“I certainly intend to find out what happened on that day,” Boasberg said of the March 15 Alien Enemies Act flights. He plans to begin hearings on Dec. 1.
New, at Law Dork:
Man, there is a ready opportunity for Dems redoing the “Donald Trump is for us” commercial but with DJT being for Argentine beef producers, Russia, Swiss luxury goods makers, MBS, Putin, pedophiles, crypto racketeers, drug bootleggers, sex traffickers, white collar criminals, etc.
November 19, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Man, there is a ready opportunity for Dems redoing the “Donald Trump is for us” commercial but with DJT being for Argentine beef producers, Russia, Swiss luxury goods makers, MBS, Putin, pedophiles, crypto racketeers, drug bootleggers, sex traffickers, white collar criminals, etc.
Did my son (15) and I just sing Bohemian Rhapsody together as part of his bedtime routine? Yes.
Was it delightful? Yes.
Did we sound good. Oh Hell no.
Was it delightful? Yes.
Did we sound good. Oh Hell no.
November 19, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Did my son (15) and I just sing Bohemian Rhapsody together as part of his bedtime routine? Yes.
Was it delightful? Yes.
Did we sound good. Oh Hell no.
Was it delightful? Yes.
Did we sound good. Oh Hell no.
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I’ve been thinking and it’s kind of exceptional that not a single person said “Hey now” after the piggy comment.
November 19, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I’ve been thinking and it’s kind of exceptional that not a single person said “Hey now” after the piggy comment.
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Everybody be sure to tune into a city council meeting before the end of the year so you can get one last dose of the excruciating interactions between Dan Strauss and Sara Nelson
November 17, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Everybody be sure to tune into a city council meeting before the end of the year so you can get one last dose of the excruciating interactions between Dan Strauss and Sara Nelson
Huh
Nigeria's elimination from World Cup qualifying means eight of the 10 most populous nations will not be at the tournament ❌
With the USA taking a host-nation berth, only one of the 10 countries with the world's biggest populations actually qualified 🤯
With the USA taking a host-nation berth, only one of the 10 countries with the world's biggest populations actually qualified 🤯
November 18, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Huh
Bondi's Dilemma: In order to govern poorly, you have to govern properly.
BREAKING: Magistrate orders DOJ to turn over grand jury materials to Comey, finding real prospect that "government misconduct" may have tainted the case.
November 17, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Bondi's Dilemma: In order to govern poorly, you have to govern properly.