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"a single person of this demographic may have committed a crime, therefore we must punish the entire demographic" is a policy response you may recognize from fascist governments dedicated to ethnic cleansing elsewhere.
It didn’t even take 6 hours.
November 27, 2025 at 5:52 AM
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my family just broke my willpower smh drinking old fashions like water
November 27, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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At a restaurant in Vienna and told them i need to celebrate my holiday by eating my weight in meat and carbs and getting very very drunk. So far, i have had a cocktail the size of my head and a pound of basil infused butter. Happy thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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ChatGPT’s signature writing style is everywhere now, and I hate it. It reminds me of when we tried mixing all the beverages at the soda fountain in middle school. We didn’t actually create the perfect drink, we just made a cloying monstrosity that lost everything good about its constituent parts.
November 19, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Seems like Scientific Reports is a safe bet LMAO
PNAS had my paper for a month before a desk reject. Ridiculous.
November 27, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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"Runctitiononal features"? "Medical fymblal"? "1 Tol Line storee"? This gets worse the longer you look at it. But it's got to be good, because it was published in Nature Scientific Reports last week: www.nature.com/articles/s41... h/t @asa.tsbalans.se
November 27, 2025 at 9:30 AM
“Wedding, who is on the FBI’s Ten Most Wanted Fugitives list, is a snowboarder who represented Canada in the 2002 Winter Olympics in Salt Lake City, Utah. After his snowboarding career, Wedding turned to a life of crime as a transnational narcotics trafficker.”

www.fbi.gov/news/stories...
Reward Raised for Ten Most Wanted Fugitive Ryan Wedding | Federal Bureau of Investigation
The U.S. has raised the reward for Canadian alleged narcotics trafficker Ryan Wedding to $15 million, with additional rewards related to the murder of a potential witness.
www.fbi.gov
November 25, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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NIH FY26 might be worse than FY25.

We have a CR and the NIH still citing the presidents budget request, an unofficial multi year funding mandate, apparently no paylines, IC leadership turnover, continued OMB/Vought interference, more shutdowns likely

This is a recipe for total paralysis.
November 24, 2025 at 1:44 PM
It's been a long time since I worked on gasses, but this is a really cool paper. pubs.acs.org/doi/10.1021/...
November 25, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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I was asked about this today, but I think it also matters to take into account the recent change to streamlining, discussing only the top 25-30% of applications.That means scientific review makes the first cut.
Short thread of observation/opinion.
November 24, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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It is real:
November 21, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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No more paylines, just ✨️vibes✨️
November 21, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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I’ve often called this song—“Just Like Heaven”—the finest single of the 80s and meant it. This cover’s arrangement only confirms it for me 💜🔥
November 21, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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I’m on a train and caught some of the Mamdani/Trump press conference and I’m very confused.
November 21, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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The relationships were stronger when we were burning CDs. 😭
November 21, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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Stopping to cue up each song, recording snippets of shows, crafting track lists around themes like “happy birthday” or “i hope you’re miserable without me”. They took time!
November 21, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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In the 1970s, with our portable tape players up next to the radio trying to catch the song at exactly the right moment.
November 21, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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My favorite piece of content today.
November 21, 2025 at 8:28 PM
This week in NIH fun:
1. Fill the many IC vacancies with political appointees.
2. New awards approved by the IC directors and/or council based on factors other than peer reveiw
3. Unilateral termination of grants with no legal recourse
November 21, 2025 at 8:34 PM
No more paylines at the NIH
grants.nih.gov/news-events/...
Implementing a Unified NIH Funding Strategy to Guide Consistent and Clearer Award Decisions | Grants & Funding
grants.nih.gov
November 21, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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Thinking a lot lately about the simple fact that college allows people to spend about 15 weeks immersed in a disciplinary conversation with an expert in that field. And what a special thing that is.
November 21, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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Brain worm won this one.
Let’s check in on RFK Jr
November 21, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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Excellent opinion piece about the "compact" from a legal perspective.

www.usnews.com/opinion/arti...

1/7
www.usnews.com
November 21, 2025 at 12:35 PM
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man we are not dealing with a subtle bunch
Exclusive: The U.S. Coast Guard will no longer classify the swastika, nooses and the Confederate flag as hate symbols.

The military service drafted a new policy that classifies them as “potentially divisive.”
U.S. Coast Guard will no longer classify swastikas, nooses as hate symbols
The military service, which falls under the Department of Homeland Security, has drafted a new policy that classifies such items “potentially divisive.”
www.washingtonpost.com
November 20, 2025 at 7:15 PM