brainplan
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Phillies, Lifetime movie, Cop Rock, discontinued McDonald’s menu items/ad campaigns enthusiast. But we don’t have to talk about any of that, we can talk about your things, whatever.
🚨 JIMMY CLAUS 🚨
December 15, 2025 at 7:25 PM
🚨 JIMMY CLAUS 🚨
the clown community has a great spokesclown advocating for them on this very topic
December 15, 2025 at 5:47 PM
the clown community has a great spokesclown advocating for them on this very topic
this rules
One of my all-time favorite clips of Rob Reiner, from his Friars Club Roast in 2000, as he reads aloud Roger Ebert's infamous scathing review of his movie North. The man had an amazing sense of humor about himself. RIP.
December 15, 2025 at 4:54 PM
this rules
if you see this, we IMPLORE YOU to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation
December 15, 2025 at 3:56 PM
if you see this, we IMPLORE YOU to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation
just horrendous, what else can you even say
Rob Reiner, who directed such beloved Hollywood classics as 'This Is Spinal Tap,' 'Stand by Me' and 'When Harry Met Sally' after starring in the trailblazing sitcom 'All in the Family,' died Sunday along with his wife, Michele, in their Brentwood home. bit.ly/48UWXSi
December 15, 2025 at 4:01 AM
just horrendous, what else can you even say
Colin Jost—sporting an entirely unearned, self-satisfied smirk on his dumbass face—using ai slop to punctuate what I guarantee was an already dogshit punchline is the perfect encapsulation of present day SNL
December 14, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Colin Jost—sporting an entirely unearned, self-satisfied smirk on his dumbass face—using ai slop to punctuate what I guarantee was an already dogshit punchline is the perfect encapsulation of present day SNL
once again: go birds
John Ashcroft
YouTube video by pdx
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December 14, 2025 at 5:51 PM
once again: go birds
kissing my wife once under the mistletoe and then whispering in her ear "that was for Burl Ives"
December 13, 2025 at 11:48 PM
kissing my wife once under the mistletoe and then whispering in her ear "that was for Burl Ives"
sleep! SLEEP IN HEAVENLY PEACE
December 13, 2025 at 1:27 AM
sleep! SLEEP IN HEAVENLY PEACE
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Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz
December 12, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz
I will begrudgingly give credit where it’s due: the Mets posted a nice parting message to Pete Alonso (pictured)
December 12, 2025 at 2:59 PM
I will begrudgingly give credit where it’s due: the Mets posted a nice parting message to Pete Alonso (pictured)
I genuinely love that a lot of very cool, very talented published authors have been able to make “hell yeah, I outsold Olivia Nuzzi” posts today
I mean that sincerely, take that victory lap, you deserve it
I mean that sincerely, take that victory lap, you deserve it
December 12, 2025 at 1:03 AM
I genuinely love that a lot of very cool, very talented published authors have been able to make “hell yeah, I outsold Olivia Nuzzi” posts today
I mean that sincerely, take that victory lap, you deserve it
I mean that sincerely, take that victory lap, you deserve it
this was an early Christmas gift to myself and it rules, very happy to have this in the holiday rotation
December 11, 2025 at 9:59 PM
this was an early Christmas gift to myself and it rules, very happy to have this in the holiday rotation
c’mon, strong gust of wind
December 11, 2025 at 2:39 PM
c’mon, strong gust of wind
I tried some of this, it tastes like Starry
The bones of Santa have been leaking liquid for 1,700 years.
December 10, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I tried some of this, it tastes like Starry
pickyourbaby dot com is the punchline to an Austin Powers movie Fat Bastard joke
December 10, 2025 at 4:48 AM
pickyourbaby dot com is the punchline to an Austin Powers movie Fat Bastard joke
very excited about the big Phillies news (2nd anniversary of Craig Kimbrel gifting us this photoshop job)
December 10, 2025 at 4:34 AM
very excited about the big Phillies news (2nd anniversary of Craig Kimbrel gifting us this photoshop job)
chiming in late here but I appreciate his honesty!
December 10, 2025 at 12:32 AM
chiming in late here but I appreciate his honesty!
all I’m saying is WHY did the Colts tell me “starting QB job is yours if you want it”—their exact words, not mine—if they were just gonna turn around and invite Philip Rivers to practice?
it’s #RockOnTuesday and I am LIVID
it’s #RockOnTuesday and I am LIVID
December 9, 2025 at 6:10 PM
all I’m saying is WHY did the Colts tell me “starting QB job is yours if you want it”—their exact words, not mine—if they were just gonna turn around and invite Philip Rivers to practice?
it’s #RockOnTuesday and I am LIVID
it’s #RockOnTuesday and I am LIVID
“maybe Jalen Hurts should go work at Arby’s, since he likes making turnovers so much” is what I’m going to say tomorrow when I call in to every Philly sports talk radio show
December 9, 2025 at 5:20 AM
“maybe Jalen Hurts should go work at Arby’s, since he likes making turnovers so much” is what I’m going to say tomorrow when I call in to every Philly sports talk radio show