brainplan
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Phillies, Lifetime movie, Cop Rock, discontinued McDonald’s menu items/ad campaigns enthusiast. But we don’t have to talk about any of that, we can talk about your things, whatever.
FINE I’ll play forward for the Sixers
February 1, 2026 at 2:29 AM
FINE I’ll play forward for the Sixers
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Tom Homan was actually just his best attempt to say “I’m human” when he first clambered out of the swamp. Bystanders mistook it for his name.
January 31, 2026 at 6:11 PM
Tom Homan was actually just his best attempt to say “I’m human” when he first clambered out of the swamp. Bystanders mistook it for his name.
Catherine O’Hara never missed, like literally never
to cite just one of a million examples, every little thing she does and says here is perfection
RIP
to cite just one of a million examples, every little thing she does and says here is perfection
RIP
Mitch and Mickey- First Interview Together
YouTube video by artfilm33
youtu.be
January 30, 2026 at 7:22 PM
Catherine O’Hara never missed, like literally never
to cite just one of a million examples, every little thing she does and says here is perfection
RIP
to cite just one of a million examples, every little thing she does and says here is perfection
RIP
I don’t have anything insightful to say about journalists being arrested for protesting or even just being there covering the protests that hasn’t already been said by others better than I would’ve said it but I do know I’m tired of feeling like this all day every day
January 30, 2026 at 6:15 PM
I don’t have anything insightful to say about journalists being arrested for protesting or even just being there covering the protests that hasn’t already been said by others better than I would’ve said it but I do know I’m tired of feeling like this all day every day
just found out about this and have already seen no less than two people telling him “let it go” re: the hair situation but don’t listen to them, Sean Mannion, ya gotta do the opposite and grow it out (aka, the full Goggins)
January 29, 2026 at 11:33 PM
just found out about this and have already seen no less than two people telling him “let it go” re: the hair situation but don’t listen to them, Sean Mannion, ya gotta do the opposite and grow it out (aka, the full Goggins)
it’s uncanny, they really do look just like em
January 29, 2026 at 11:24 PM
it’s uncanny, they really do look just like em
will not be posting that Aronofsky ai slop even to dunk on it but to the surprise of no one with any taste, it looks like shit!
January 29, 2026 at 6:17 PM
will not be posting that Aronofsky ai slop even to dunk on it but to the surprise of no one with any taste, it looks like shit!
as of now, 21 total sold for the whole weekend
14 for Friday shows, 6 Saturday, 1 Sunday
14 for Friday shows, 6 Saturday, 1 Sunday
a fun activity is checking to see how many tickets have been sold to the melania documentary at your local theater this weekend. across the 12 showings friday-sunday at mine, it's five tickets total.
January 29, 2026 at 5:09 PM
as of now, 21 total sold for the whole weekend
14 for Friday shows, 6 Saturday, 1 Sunday
14 for Friday shows, 6 Saturday, 1 Sunday
after seeing this post last night, this vision came to me this morning and I was compelled to make it a reality and now I’m making you look at it:
Harry Hole’s House
Harry Hole’s House
January 29, 2026 at 3:11 PM
after seeing this post last night, this vision came to me this morning and I was compelled to make it a reality and now I’m making you look at it:
Harry Hole’s House
Harry Hole’s House
Kid Rock looks like Josh Holloway playing Kid Rock playing the lead in that Marshals, from the world of Yellowstone show
January 29, 2026 at 2:48 PM
Kid Rock looks like Josh Holloway playing Kid Rock playing the lead in that Marshals, from the world of Yellowstone show
wow, that was quick: Kid Rock just released a rebuttal song to Springsteen’s titled “Hey, Remember Me? The Bawitdaba Guy?”
January 28, 2026 at 8:17 PM
wow, that was quick: Kid Rock just released a rebuttal song to Springsteen’s titled “Hey, Remember Me? The Bawitdaba Guy?”
imagine some civilization in the distant future digging this up as the first artifact discovered from the 2020s, like this would be their starting point in figuring out what life was like back then
January 28, 2026 at 7:35 PM
imagine some civilization in the distant future digging this up as the first artifact discovered from the 2020s, like this would be their starting point in figuring out what life was like back then
happy Data Privacy Day to all who celebrate
January 28, 2026 at 5:46 PM
happy Data Privacy Day to all who celebrate
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they should turn it to midnight, see what happens
*hand to earpiece*
we are getting word that the setting on the clock is simply a symbolic annual editorial on the state of the world & the setting itself does not, in fact, do anything
ok but I still say turn it to midnight, see what happens
*hand to earpiece*
we are getting word that the setting on the clock is simply a symbolic annual editorial on the state of the world & the setting itself does not, in fact, do anything
ok but I still say turn it to midnight, see what happens
January 28, 2026 at 2:35 AM
they should turn it to midnight, see what happens
*hand to earpiece*
we are getting word that the setting on the clock is simply a symbolic annual editorial on the state of the world & the setting itself does not, in fact, do anything
ok but I still say turn it to midnight, see what happens
*hand to earpiece*
we are getting word that the setting on the clock is simply a symbolic annual editorial on the state of the world & the setting itself does not, in fact, do anything
ok but I still say turn it to midnight, see what happens
lots of “what a badass, she was ready to throw hands, infinitely more courageous than any ICE officer” in the replies and quotes and yeah, absolutely, but also
jfc
jfc
video of the moment a man tried spraying something at ilhan omar at her town hall in minneapolis tonight
January 28, 2026 at 1:54 AM
lots of “what a badass, she was ready to throw hands, infinitely more courageous than any ICE officer” in the replies and quotes and yeah, absolutely, but also
jfc
jfc
I’ll save you the trouble of looking it up: it’s Kenneth Haas Nowiener
January 27, 2026 at 7:30 PM
I’ll save you the trouble of looking it up: it’s Kenneth Haas Nowiener
it’s #RockOnTuesday and the wind chill will freeze your butt off if you don’t rock on, your butt will literally freeze and your frostbitten butt cheeks will slough off your body and you will end up looking like Hank Hill down there if you don’t move it move it, don’t say I didn’t warn ya
January 27, 2026 at 5:37 PM
it’s #RockOnTuesday and the wind chill will freeze your butt off if you don’t rock on, your butt will literally freeze and your frostbitten butt cheeks will slough off your body and you will end up looking like Hank Hill down there if you don’t move it move it, don’t say I didn’t warn ya
they’re calling it the Come On, ICE, Be Cool proposals
Dems coalescing around 5 restrictions on ICE, I'm told:
DHS required to cooperate with state probes (big)
CBP stays at border
warrants for arrests
IDs, bodycams
ICE out of churches, schools
"That package unites a lot of Dems," Sen Chris Murphy tells me on the pod:
newrepublic.com/article/2057...
DHS required to cooperate with state probes (big)
CBP stays at border
warrants for arrests
IDs, bodycams
ICE out of churches, schools
"That package unites a lot of Dems," Sen Chris Murphy tells me on the pod:
newrepublic.com/article/2057...
A Dem Senator’s Harsh Takedown of Trump Hits Home: “Breaking Point”
As Trump scrambles to contain the damage from the latest ICE horrors, Senator Chris Murphy offers a sharp indictment of Trump-ICE lawlessness—and explains how Dems can meet the urgency of the moment.
newrepublic.com
January 27, 2026 at 3:16 PM
they’re calling it the Come On, ICE, Be Cool proposals
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RIP Greg Bovino
January 27, 2026 at 2:33 AM
RIP Greg Bovino
Greg Bovino won’t see your jokes but your friends who look like toddlers trying and failing to figure out the pop top on a can of soda they somehow swiped from the fridge when attempting to deploy tear gas on civilians will
January 27, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Greg Bovino won’t see your jokes but your friends who look like toddlers trying and failing to figure out the pop top on a can of soda they somehow swiped from the fridge when attempting to deploy tear gas on civilians will
so I guess be on the lookout for unverified “Craig Bormino” accounts showing up outta nowhere trying to start shit in your replies
"DHS has suspended Gregory Bovino’s access to his social media accounts effective immediately," CNN reports
January 27, 2026 at 12:54 AM
so I guess be on the lookout for unverified “Craig Bormino” accounts showing up outta nowhere trying to start shit in your replies