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Brandybeans
@brandybeansh.bsky.social
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Inventor of The Night Toast: The Toast You Eat At Night™
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brandybeansh.bsky.social
I kinda thought that if Tim Walz wasn't running for reelection he might be more willing to stick his neck out and do literally anything about his constituents getting murdered but I am a fool to have had such thoughts at all
January 24, 2026 at 5:49 PM
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jane.meangirls.online
Philly been dining out on the Hitchbot thing since 2013 . It’s been decades since they whipped a battery at Santa. The craziest thing they’ve done recently was when that guy ate shit after the Eagles won and that was before COVID. Minneapolis has the belt right now sorry to say.
impemboganecue.bsky.social impembo gabecube @impemboganecue.bsky.social · 1d
no smoke for this person in particular but your city needs to burn down a cop shop before you talk about how you're so much harder than minneapolis
January 24, 2026 at 12:10 AM
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dumbmike.bsky.social
INSIDE PAUL MCCARTNEY'S NOTEBOOK

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Nurse Nancy's feeling fancy dancy
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At jamborees with Brother Jim

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INSIDE JOHN LENNON'S NOTEBOOK

To Do:
☑️ look up more slurs for wife
January 23, 2026 at 8:14 PM
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andylevy.net
nine years old
“I am Puerto Rican,” she says. “I send my kids with their passports to school. I’m having conversations with them about safety: Am I safe at school? A week ago we had an incident where there was a school bus with the STOP sign open and kids were getting on the bus and it was surrounded by ICE agents. And this is 7:20 in the morning and — just — you get that fight-or-flight response.” At first her 9-year-old was carrying her passport in her backpack; now it’s in her back pocket. “I have to prepare them for it if they get stopped,” she says. “I said, Do not engage. This is not the time to be cussing at anyone. But she said, Mom, if I create enough noise, my friends can get away.”
January 23, 2026 at 3:41 PM
brandybeansh.bsky.social
Solidarity with Minnesota and the twin cities today
January 23, 2026 at 2:48 PM
brandybeansh.bsky.social
I'm so sad the hot in a scary way rep from Washington state is extremely evil. I'm not surprised, I guess, but still, a huge bummer
January 23, 2026 at 3:53 AM
brandybeansh.bsky.social
Me and all the other fat fuck losers avoiding eye contact and eating red hot ranch before the Doughboys show tonight
January 23, 2026 at 12:03 AM
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jessehawken.bsky.social
Christian Friedel going down the stairs in The Zone of Interest
January 22, 2026 at 11:38 PM
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katbamkapow.bsky.social
jack asked if i would sketch up a poster to tell people in nearby neighborhoods about the partnership between flock and ring, and this is what i came up with. it can be printed on an 8.5x11 sheet of paper.
YOUR RING CAMERA IS AN ICE AGENT [a drawing of a ring camera with an ice agent dragging a person away in its field of vision] "In October of 2025, Amazon's Ring announced its partnership with FLOCK, an A.I. surveillance group that freely shares its footage with ICE, the secret service, and the navy. Flock customers can use A.I. tools to sift through footage to assist in all manner of operations (like raids and deportations) without a warrant. Unplug Ring! Melt ICE! Protect your neighbors! See: https://blog.ring.com/about-ring/ring-expands-community-requests-to-additional-community-safety-partners/ https://www.404media.co/ice-secret-service-navy-all-had-access-to-flocks-nationwide-network-of-cameras/ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pp9MwZkHiMQ https://www.aclum.org/campaigns-initiatives/get-the-flock-out-resource-guide/
January 19, 2026 at 8:15 PM
brandybeansh.bsky.social
General strike conversation at work and it slowly dawning on my colleagues that as labor staff that actually means we would have to work more, not less lol
January 22, 2026 at 6:22 PM
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springfieldians.bsky.social
sinners
January 22, 2026 at 1:55 PM
brandybeansh.bsky.social
Unless it's like "we are putting these guys in the machine from Clockwork Orange and forcing them to watch DEI videos 24 hours a day for the next 10 years" I don't think more money for training is really the answer for these ghouls
January 22, 2026 at 1:19 PM
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notnotnuanced.bsky.social
the world you grew up in no longer exists
January 21, 2026 at 12:06 AM
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ndrew.bsky.social
school being canceled because the president sent armed thugs to harass and imprison the populace for voting against him should be the biggest domestic scandal in american history
January 20, 2026 at 4:10 PM
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musicologyduck.bsky.social
I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
January 20, 2026 at 1:57 AM
brandybeansh.bsky.social
Sort of quaint to see this meme still. The long 2016 marches on.
January 19, 2026 at 11:54 PM
brandybeansh.bsky.social
Time to check in on the hockey season I guess
January 19, 2026 at 3:48 AM
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profclbrown.bsky.social
I nominate Ted Danson doing a tv ad for the highly unappealing phone game Royal Match.
January 19, 2026 at 3:28 AM
brandybeansh.bsky.social
I love watching commercials with my wife and discussing if the celebrity spokesperson is above this or not
January 19, 2026 at 3:20 AM
brandybeansh.bsky.social
Is this anything?
Screenshot from John Wick with a poorly edited Bears hat on and he's saying "yeah I'm thinking Bear Down"
January 18, 2026 at 11:12 PM
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dennycarter.bsky.social
Bluesky 2023: you're watching sportsball during a time of worldwide democratic decline? interesting.

Bluesky 2026: GO BILLS KEEP POUNDING BEAR DOWN FUCK THE PACKERS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS ABOLISH ICE
January 18, 2026 at 12:36 AM
brandybeansh.bsky.social
A "fork found in the kitchen" situation for sure, but bluesky users have started posting at Mina Kimes like she is the president god-king of the NFL and everything that happens is specifically her fault
January 18, 2026 at 9:30 PM
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joolia.bsky.social
fwiw these are unionized hotels and their local sent a formal request to employers not to accept ICE bookings or allow ICE to use their facilities www.facebook.com/share/p/1aV9...
chrisgeidner.bsky.social Chris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 6d
ICE agents at a hotel in St. Paul woke up this morning to news that they’re getting kicked out of their hotel today at noon.
Bill Melugin v @BillMelugin_•1h NEW: I'm told multiple ICE agents with rooms booked at the St. Paul Downtown Doubletree by Hilton received this notice today that their rooms are being cancelled & the hotel will temporarily close "due to heightened public safety concerns in St. Paul." I called the hotel & checked online & they are indeed not taking any bookings right now. They referred me to other hotels. I'm told this also happened today at the Intercontinental St. Paul, with ICE agents with bookings there notified the hotel will be temporarily closing today due to the ongoing unrest in Minnesota. An agent who talked to the front desk manager there says he was told it was done to protect staff because they have been getting threats from unknown individuals for lodging DHS agents. DOUBLETREE by Hilton" ST. PAUL DOWNTOWN Deat Room # * Please know that your safety and well-being will always be our top priority. Due to heightened public safety concerns in St. Paul, we have made the difficult decision to temporarily close our hotel, and your reservation will be canceled effective Sunday, January 18, 2026 by 12PM. We are taking this step out of care for you, our team members, and the surrounding community. Due to your unexpected departure, our team can assist you with alternate accommodations if needed. To support you during this difficult transition and as a gesture of goodwill, we can either refund your last night's stay or pay your first night's stay at your new hotel at the same rate as your canceled reservation with us. Thank you for understanding during this challenging time. With warmest regards, DoubleTree St. Paul Team
January 18, 2026 at 5:26 PM
brandybeansh.bsky.social
I'm just ever so slightly hungover today and I know smoking just a little bit of weed who absolutely fix my problems but I have a few too many chores that require interacting with other people and having real conversations to do today to get high. No one on earth has suffered more than me.
January 18, 2026 at 6:55 PM
brandybeansh.bsky.social
Josh Allen wyd
January 17, 2026 at 11:01 PM