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Anti-capitalist, he/him, your choice of stuffing or mashed potatoes
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Me, an atheist: Your holiness I stand ready to join the crusade against the demonic computers
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
Even God Is Worried About ChatGPT
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
www.vulture.com
November 26, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Me, an atheist: Your holiness I stand ready to join the crusade against the demonic computers
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
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one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
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del the funky tacosapian how about that
November 24, 2025 at 8:53 AM
del the funky tacosapian how about that
Needed to get my spacey ass onto doing something that might stop me from starving to death
November 23, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Needed to get my spacey ass onto doing something that might stop me from starving to death
Remarkably pretty sky in Las Vegas tonight
November 23, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Remarkably pretty sky in Las Vegas tonight
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Ah, I'm awake again. Time to open the psychological harm app
November 22, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Ah, I'm awake again. Time to open the psychological harm app
Stiff as a feather, light as a board
November 22, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Stiff as a feather, light as a board
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My old man opinion is that things should cost money and you should buy them and they should work
November 22, 2025 at 12:24 AM
My old man opinion is that things should cost money and you should buy them and they should work
I know, I know, but let us have one tiny little glimmer
November 22, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I know, I know, but let us have one tiny little glimmer
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House votes on dumbass resolution condemning socialism, meanwhile the DSA's Lisan al-Gaib rolls the truculent child brain president like a pair of socks
November 21, 2025 at 9:19 PM
House votes on dumbass resolution condemning socialism, meanwhile the DSA's Lisan al-Gaib rolls the truculent child brain president like a pair of socks
He is fucking BEAMING. Cheesing his ass off. No wonder the DNC didn't want Mamdani anywhere near the levers of power. A socialist with charisma, they're fucked.
November 21, 2025 at 9:28 PM
He is fucking BEAMING. Cheesing his ass off. No wonder the DNC didn't want Mamdani anywhere near the levers of power. A socialist with charisma, they're fucked.
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Mamdani going in there calling Trump sir a couple times and singing the 1-800-588-EMPIRE jingle with him and effortlessly turning him into a committed socialist.
it's so funny to watch the far right White House press pool try to bait Trump to say something nasty about Mamdani and every time he's just like "nah this guy rocks"
November 21, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Mamdani going in there calling Trump sir a couple times and singing the 1-800-588-EMPIRE jingle with him and effortlessly turning him into a committed socialist.
Lol played his dumb ass like a cheap fiddle
Q: Just days ago you referred to Trump as a 'despot.' Will you retract?
MAMDANI: We're both very clear on our positions & what I really appreciate about the president is our meeting focused not on places of disagreement but shared purpose we have
TRUMP: I've been called much worse than a despot
MAMDANI: We're both very clear on our positions & what I really appreciate about the president is our meeting focused not on places of disagreement but shared purpose we have
TRUMP: I've been called much worse than a despot
November 21, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Lol played his dumb ass like a cheap fiddle
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Hit That DMT Cart Til You Start Seeing Bowser
November 21, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Hit That DMT Cart Til You Start Seeing Bowser
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i bet a grand slam feels amazing for the baseball
November 21, 2025 at 2:34 PM
i bet a grand slam feels amazing for the baseball
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If you use GMail, AI (Gemini) was turned on yesterday by default and now scans all of your content for machine learning. To turn off, go to Settings>General and scroll down. Uncheck the box for "Smart features."
There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
November 20, 2025 at 5:32 PM
If you use GMail, AI (Gemini) was turned on yesterday by default and now scans all of your content for machine learning. To turn off, go to Settings>General and scroll down. Uncheck the box for "Smart features."
There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
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The sabotage is happening everywhere all at once; a gang of supremacists, so convinced of their own superiority that they never bothered learning much about the sum total of human knowledge, and who now, faced with their own vast ignorance about human progress, have made human progress their enemy.
CDC has overhauled its website to assert that “the claim ‘vaccines do not cause autism’ is not an evidence-based claim”
November 20, 2025 at 10:23 AM
The sabotage is happening everywhere all at once; a gang of supremacists, so convinced of their own superiority that they never bothered learning much about the sum total of human knowledge, and who now, faced with their own vast ignorance about human progress, have made human progress their enemy.
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Today is the day to repost this meme about International Men's Day, one of the most unironically wholesome memes that has ever been made.
Shoutout to all my fellow champs, chiefs, and kings. ✊
Shoutout to all my fellow champs, chiefs, and kings. ✊
November 19, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Today is the day to repost this meme about International Men's Day, one of the most unironically wholesome memes that has ever been made.
Shoutout to all my fellow champs, chiefs, and kings. ✊
Shoutout to all my fellow champs, chiefs, and kings. ✊
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happy "dudes rock" day to all who celebrate
November 19, 2025 at 4:40 PM
happy "dudes rock" day to all who celebrate
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It's almost like punching a bully back causes them to collapse like a wet paper towel.
November 19, 2025 at 1:17 PM
It's almost like punching a bully back causes them to collapse like a wet paper towel.