Bryce Knittle
@bryceknittle.bsky.social
Formerly “The 6 AM Gamer”
He/Him
He/Him
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"Okay campers, rise and shine, and don't forget your booties 'cause it's cooooold out there today!"
Join us today at 2pm, 4pm, 6pm & 8pm and relive GROUNDHOG DAY over and over!
All seats $10. Sponsored by our friends at Portland Chive.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XD2Z...
Join us today at 2pm, 4pm, 6pm & 8pm and relive GROUNDHOG DAY over and over!
All seats $10. Sponsored by our friends at Portland Chive.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XD2Z...
Every day the clock radio from Groundhog Day!
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February 2, 2026 at 4:45 PM
"Okay campers, rise and shine, and don't forget your booties 'cause it's cooooold out there today!"
Join us today at 2pm, 4pm, 6pm & 8pm and relive GROUNDHOG DAY over and over!
All seats $10. Sponsored by our friends at Portland Chive.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XD2Z...
Join us today at 2pm, 4pm, 6pm & 8pm and relive GROUNDHOG DAY over and over!
All seats $10. Sponsored by our friends at Portland Chive.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XD2Z...
Enjoyed watching Groundhog’s Day at our local independent movie theater. They played it over and over and over on their single screen. Love supporting them! @kigginstheatre.bsky.social
a man in a suit and tie is talking into a microphone and says well it 's groundhog day
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is talking into a microphone and says well it 's groundhog day
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February 3, 2026 at 6:32 AM
Enjoyed watching Groundhog’s Day at our local independent movie theater. They played it over and over and over on their single screen. Love supporting them! @kigginstheatre.bsky.social
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me at 10pm oh thank fuck I finished my task for today I am so tired
me at 12am I'm still wired I'll game a little to cool down
me at 4am brain can you stop designing a completely new board game yes I agree spaceship combat is freaking cool but no,,,!
me at 12am I'm still wired I'll game a little to cool down
me at 4am brain can you stop designing a completely new board game yes I agree spaceship combat is freaking cool but no,,,!
January 30, 2026 at 7:39 PM
me at 10pm oh thank fuck I finished my task for today I am so tired
me at 12am I'm still wired I'll game a little to cool down
me at 4am brain can you stop designing a completely new board game yes I agree spaceship combat is freaking cool but no,,,!
me at 12am I'm still wired I'll game a little to cool down
me at 4am brain can you stop designing a completely new board game yes I agree spaceship combat is freaking cool but no,,,!
This thread!
I’m the only one at this 3:25 showing of Melania so I asked the usher if I can smoke and he said go ahead.
January 28, 2026 at 4:22 PM
This thread!
Oof. AI was added to my headphone app. 🤷♂️🤦♂️
January 27, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Oof. AI was added to my headphone app. 🤷♂️🤦♂️
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@muskratjohn.bsky.social just want to say thanks for sharing @katiecandraw.bsky.social art. It’s art that I need in my life. And probably wouldnt have found it without your sharing
Kinda’ weird to go right from posting art that’s a pleading editorial commentary to a piece of a slug that’s also a juggalo.
But, you know.
Art.
But, you know.
Art.
January 9, 2026 at 4:22 PM
@muskratjohn.bsky.social just want to say thanks for sharing @katiecandraw.bsky.social art. It’s art that I need in my life. And probably wouldnt have found it without your sharing
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Potato-Chip Connoisseur Detects Notes Of Sour Cream, Onion https://theonion.com/potato-chip-connoisseur-detects-notes-of-sour-cream-on-1819568936/
January 9, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Potato-Chip Connoisseur Detects Notes Of Sour Cream, Onion https://theonion.com/potato-chip-connoisseur-detects-notes-of-sour-cream-on-1819568936/
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Study Finds 93% Of Murders Solved By Consulting Victim’s Pet Parrot https://theonion.com/study-finds-93-of-murders-solved-by-consulting-victims-pet-parrot/
January 2, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Study Finds 93% Of Murders Solved By Consulting Victim’s Pet Parrot https://theonion.com/study-finds-93-of-murders-solved-by-consulting-victims-pet-parrot/
How I am walking out of 2025
December 31, 2025 at 5:34 PM
How I am walking out of 2025
@tableflipsyou.bsky.social curious what your thoughts are on these? I assume you’ve tried them.
December 28, 2025 at 6:57 PM
@tableflipsyou.bsky.social curious what your thoughts are on these? I assume you’ve tried them.
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@trzewik.bsky.social I just read your most recent newsletter.
a smiley face is holding a red heart in its hands
ALT: a smiley face is holding a red heart in its hands
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December 13, 2025 at 5:54 PM
@trzewik.bsky.social I just read your most recent newsletter.
Trump: the affordability crisis is a democrat hoax!
Also trump: I and I alone have saved America and solved the affordability crisis!
Why don’t you like me!
Also trump: I and I alone have saved America and solved the affordability crisis!
Why don’t you like me!
In bizarre, self-pitying tirade, unraveling Trump admits his polling is actually pretty bad and not at record highs, as he keeps claiming
December 11, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Trump: the affordability crisis is a democrat hoax!
Also trump: I and I alone have saved America and solved the affordability crisis!
Why don’t you like me!
Also trump: I and I alone have saved America and solved the affordability crisis!
Why don’t you like me!
Saw a post on another platform:
“You are stuck in the universe of the last tv show you watched. What is it, and how screwed are you?”
Mine is *The West Wing*. I’d be so happy if that was my world right now.
“You are stuck in the universe of the last tv show you watched. What is it, and how screwed are you?”
Mine is *The West Wing*. I’d be so happy if that was my world right now.
December 11, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Saw a post on another platform:
“You are stuck in the universe of the last tv show you watched. What is it, and how screwed are you?”
Mine is *The West Wing*. I’d be so happy if that was my world right now.
“You are stuck in the universe of the last tv show you watched. What is it, and how screwed are you?”
Mine is *The West Wing*. I’d be so happy if that was my world right now.
The first movie I watch at Christmas time is usually Home Alone. But then it’s on to Violent Night and Krampus. My new favorites!
a bearded man with blood on his face and the words violent night on the bottom
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December 8, 2025 at 6:18 AM
The first movie I watch at Christmas time is usually Home Alone. But then it’s on to Violent Night and Krampus. My new favorites!
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Report: Stagnant Economy Forcing More Americans To Take Jobs As Infrastructure https://theonion.com/report-stagnant-economy-forcing-more-americans-to-take-1819576811/
December 4, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Report: Stagnant Economy Forcing More Americans To Take Jobs As Infrastructure https://theonion.com/report-stagnant-economy-forcing-more-americans-to-take-1819576811/
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die hard: set at christmas. does not embody the spirit very much
a christmas carol: both!
into the spider verse: neither
the matrix: not set at christmas, but is about trans jesus neo. high marks in the y axis
a christmas carol: both!
into the spider verse: neither
the matrix: not set at christmas, but is about trans jesus neo. high marks in the y axis
December 2, 2025 at 4:07 PM
die hard: set at christmas. does not embody the spirit very much
a christmas carol: both!
into the spider verse: neither
the matrix: not set at christmas, but is about trans jesus neo. high marks in the y axis
a christmas carol: both!
into the spider verse: neither
the matrix: not set at christmas, but is about trans jesus neo. high marks in the y axis
Post your favorite “Lord of the Rings” character. Wrong answers only.
November 30, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Post your favorite “Lord of the Rings” character. Wrong answers only.
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While Trump’s goons are desperately trying to criminalize protests, there are ways to protest that don’t involve leaving your house.
Trump can’t make you shop.
Boycott Black Friday thru Cyber Monday.
November 28th-December 2
Don’t buy a damn thing besides necessities.
Hurt the billionaires.
Trump can’t make you shop.
Boycott Black Friday thru Cyber Monday.
November 28th-December 2
Don’t buy a damn thing besides necessities.
Hurt the billionaires.
November 19, 2025 at 2:52 AM
While Trump’s goons are desperately trying to criminalize protests, there are ways to protest that don’t involve leaving your house.
Trump can’t make you shop.
Boycott Black Friday thru Cyber Monday.
November 28th-December 2
Don’t buy a damn thing besides necessities.
Hurt the billionaires.
Trump can’t make you shop.
Boycott Black Friday thru Cyber Monday.
November 28th-December 2
Don’t buy a damn thing besides necessities.
Hurt the billionaires.
Started my annual journey through the series The West Wing. Still my favorite show all time.
November 16, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Started my annual journey through the series The West Wing. Still my favorite show all time.
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ohai it's @trzewik.bsky.social. he's such a nice man
October 24, 2025 at 7:36 PM
ohai it's @trzewik.bsky.social. he's such a nice man
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PORTLAND — Robby Roadsteamer grabbed by ICE for singing… 🎵
October 15, 2025 at 3:47 PM
PORTLAND — Robby Roadsteamer grabbed by ICE for singing… 🎵
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A gorgeous fall day here in the burning hellscape of Portland.
October 14, 2025 at 3:28 PM
A gorgeous fall day here in the burning hellscape of Portland.