bulletproofQpid
@bulletproofqpid.bsky.social
I live my life in such a way that when I do eventually slip into dementia no one will be able to tell the difference.
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Pinned
"I want you to go in that bag and find my light saber."
"Which one is it?"
"It's the purple one that says Bad Motherfucker."
"Which one is it?"
"It's the purple one that says Bad Motherfucker."
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Deeply important to understand that Trump never jokes. All of this stuff that started as a joke and then became real was never a joke. He always says what he wants to do and people SAY it's a joke because they're too callow to acknowledge that he's the most ignorant, vicious person alive.
![NEW: @potus letter to @jonasgahrstore links @NobelPrize to Greenland, reiterates threats, and is forwarded by the NSC staff to multiple European ambassadors in Washington. I obtained the text from multiple officials:
Dear Ambassador:
President Trump has asked that the following message, shared with Prime Minister Jonas Gahr Støre, be forwarded to your [named head of government/state]
“Dear Jonas: Considering your Country decided not to give me the Nobel Peace Prize for having stopped 8 Wars PLUS, I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of Peace, although it will always be predominant, but can now think about what is good and proper for the United States of America. Denmark cannot protect that land from Russia or China, and why do they have a “right of ownership” anyway? There are no written documents, it’s only that a boat landed there hundreds of years ago, but we had boats landing there, also. I have done more for NATO than any other person since its founding, and now, NATO should do something for the United States. The World is not secure unless we have Complete and Total Control of Greenland. Thank you! President DJT”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:hbpefio3f5csc44msmbgioxz/bafkreie7itpptx3xbxhpsnlaqmwk752h7pcrion5ija2apksljtax2adx4@jpeg)
January 19, 2026 at 6:31 AM
Deeply important to understand that Trump never jokes. All of this stuff that started as a joke and then became real was never a joke. He always says what he wants to do and people SAY it's a joke because they're too callow to acknowledge that he's the most ignorant, vicious person alive.
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Alt: Fucking hell!
media.tenor.com
January 19, 2026 at 11:47 AM
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Alt: That was unexpected.
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January 18, 2026 at 3:20 PM
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It’s like Donald Trump has declared war on smart people and you don’t even have to be that smart to be qualified as smart people
January 18, 2026 at 2:26 PM
It’s like Donald Trump has declared war on smart people and you don’t even have to be that smart to be qualified as smart people
@fookthis.bsky.social Happy Birthday! Hope you have a great one.
January 17, 2026 at 8:25 PM
@fookthis.bsky.social Happy Birthday! Hope you have a great one.
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Two days ago it was Elissa Slotkin. Last week it was Jerome Powell. Before that, Mark Kelly. Weaponizing the justice system against your opponents is an authoritarian tactic.
The only person not being investigated for the shooting of Renee Good is the federal agent who shot her.
The only person not being investigated for the shooting of Renee Good is the federal agent who shot her.
Breaking news: The Justice Department has issued subpoenas for Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz and Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey as part of an investigation alleging that they are impeding federal law enforcement officers’ abilities to do their jobs in the state.
Justice Dept. launches criminal investigation of Minnesota governor
The Justice Department has issued subpoenas for Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz and Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey as part of an investigation into impeding law enforcement.
www.washingtonpost.com
January 16, 2026 at 11:46 PM
Two days ago it was Elissa Slotkin. Last week it was Jerome Powell. Before that, Mark Kelly. Weaponizing the justice system against your opponents is an authoritarian tactic.
The only person not being investigated for the shooting of Renee Good is the federal agent who shot her.
The only person not being investigated for the shooting of Renee Good is the federal agent who shot her.
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January 17, 2026 at 11:44 AM
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Alt: Really? That's how we're gonna do this now?
media.tenor.com
January 16, 2026 at 1:49 PM
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Thanks, hon. It'll be nice spending it with you.
Happy birthday to @bulletproofqpid.bsky.social 🎈 the best birthday of all 🎁💕
January 16, 2026 at 5:29 AM
Thanks, hon. It'll be nice spending it with you.
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Thou Shall Not Bear False Witness...
January 16, 2026 at 1:08 AM
Thou Shall Not Bear False Witness...
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i think this gets at something important which is that normal people are rightly pissed off that they’re having normal time stolen from them by this ravaging horde of jumped up mall cops. everybody has to work in the morning! why is it THEIR job to hold their community together in such a basic way!
🔥 From @statuscoupnews.bsky.social : “This is nuts. What the fuck is going on? I’ve never protested in my life… they tell you it’s immigrants — it’s fucking anybody. They’re just trying to scare people. I’m not paid to be here. I have to work in the morning. This is wrong.”
January 15, 2026 at 2:48 PM
i think this gets at something important which is that normal people are rightly pissed off that they’re having normal time stolen from them by this ravaging horde of jumped up mall cops. everybody has to work in the morning! why is it THEIR job to hold their community together in such a basic way!
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Alt: Really? I was that close...
media.tenor.com
January 15, 2026 at 3:18 PM
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Most Americans don't want Greenland.
They want the Epstein files.
They want the Epstein files.
January 14, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Most Americans don't want Greenland.
They want the Epstein files.
They want the Epstein files.
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"Cuba is run by a bunch of senile, incompetent men."
Marco Rubio
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January 12, 2026 at 11:07 PM
"Cuba is run by a bunch of senile, incompetent men."
Marco Rubio
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Marco Rubio
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My favorite part of the Bible is when Jesus says “murder ppl who don’t agree w you as you spread your love for me on social media”
January 13, 2026 at 12:51 PM
My favorite part of the Bible is when Jesus says “murder ppl who don’t agree w you as you spread your love for me on social media”
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ICE has access to Medicaid information!
So HIPPA isn’t a thing anymore?
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
So HIPPA isn’t a thing anymore?
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Ice given access to Medicaid data in move critics call a privacy betrayal
Officials let Ice access health data to locate migrants, alarming experts who warn of civil rights and health risks
www.theguardian.com
January 13, 2026 at 1:06 PM
ICE has access to Medicaid information!
So HIPPA isn’t a thing anymore?
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
So HIPPA isn’t a thing anymore?
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
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Flashback Kamala Harris: “Donald Trump intends to use the United States Military against American citizens who simply disagree with him.”
January 12, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Flashback Kamala Harris: “Donald Trump intends to use the United States Military against American citizens who simply disagree with him.”
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This is your regular reminder that authoritarianism is just domestic abuse writ large.
ICE agent screaming a threat: "Did you not learn from what just happened?"
www.reddit.com/r/Minneapoli...
www.reddit.com/r/Minneapoli...
January 12, 2026 at 3:04 AM
This is your regular reminder that authoritarianism is just domestic abuse writ large.
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Sascha Riley Accused Pedophile Trump
Sascha is willing to testify against Donald J. Trump, Andy Biggs, Jim Jordan, Lindsey Graham and Clarence Thomas for child trafficking, torture, rape and murder conducted within the Trump/Epstein criminal organizations.
open.substack.com/pub/lisevold...
Sascha is willing to testify against Donald J. Trump, Andy Biggs, Jim Jordan, Lindsey Graham and Clarence Thomas for child trafficking, torture, rape and murder conducted within the Trump/Epstein criminal organizations.
open.substack.com/pub/lisevold...
"Don't worry. Boys are hard to find." Part 1 o2
Trump/Epstein and Associated Criminal Enterprises: Victim Interviews: SR
open.substack.com
January 12, 2026 at 3:23 AM
Sascha Riley Accused Pedophile Trump
Sascha is willing to testify against Donald J. Trump, Andy Biggs, Jim Jordan, Lindsey Graham and Clarence Thomas for child trafficking, torture, rape and murder conducted within the Trump/Epstein criminal organizations.
open.substack.com/pub/lisevold...
Sascha is willing to testify against Donald J. Trump, Andy Biggs, Jim Jordan, Lindsey Graham and Clarence Thomas for child trafficking, torture, rape and murder conducted within the Trump/Epstein criminal organizations.
open.substack.com/pub/lisevold...
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The total capture of the DOJ, seemingly with very little pushback or resistance, is one of the most striking examples of the capitulation of American elites in the face of authoritarianism. It’s been less than a year, and federal prosecutions or investigations are already completely discredited.
This is just one more example of a much broader pattern: The Department of Justice targeting Trump's political enemies with made-up accusations of wrong-doing.
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/11/u...
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/11/u...
January 12, 2026 at 2:15 AM
The total capture of the DOJ, seemingly with very little pushback or resistance, is one of the most striking examples of the capitulation of American elites in the face of authoritarianism. It’s been less than a year, and federal prosecutions or investigations are already completely discredited.
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I'm with Jake here: in fact I'm very surprised that anyone can see it otherwise. From where I am (given the information I am seeing etc) it seems *obvious* that the talk of a vibe-shift was dramatically mistaken and Americans have both in response to polling questions and on the street been furious.
I see this take around from time to time and totally disagree. ICE just murdered a woman standing up to them. No Kings is among the largest protests in history.
The complacency is coming from elites in media, business, universities, and the Democratic leadership
The complacency is coming from elites in media, business, universities, and the Democratic leadership
January 12, 2026 at 6:23 AM
I'm with Jake here: in fact I'm very surprised that anyone can see it otherwise. From where I am (given the information I am seeing etc) it seems *obvious* that the talk of a vibe-shift was dramatically mistaken and Americans have both in response to polling questions and on the street been furious.
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Tillis is spot on. The Senate can't confirm a Trump toady to succeed Powell at the Fed. The rest of the game is now out in the open, and it doesn't end well.
January 12, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Tillis is spot on. The Senate can't confirm a Trump toady to succeed Powell at the Fed. The rest of the game is now out in the open, and it doesn't end well.
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