bulletproofQpid
@bulletproofqpid.bsky.social
I live my life in such a way that when I do eventually slip into dementia no one will be able to tell the difference.
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"I want you to go in that bag and find my light saber."
"Which one is it?"
"It's the purple one that says Bad Motherfucker."
"Which one is it?"
"It's the purple one that says Bad Motherfucker."
My wife doesn't want to accept my assertion that "touching grass" and eating gas station food is the same thing.
November 25, 2025 at 6:28 PM
My wife doesn't want to accept my assertion that "touching grass" and eating gas station food is the same thing.
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When the leopard starts eating your face 🫣🐆
November 24, 2025 at 10:33 PM
When the leopard starts eating your face 🫣🐆
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"I fired 5 rounds & she had 7 holes. Put that in your book, boys."
That's what the #ICE agent who rammed US Citizen, Miramar Martinez & shot her 5 times.
Then ICE lied & said she rammed them.
#ICELawlessness abounds.
If it can happen to them, it can happen to you!
So speak out & share!
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That's what the #ICE agent who rammed US Citizen, Miramar Martinez & shot her 5 times.
Then ICE lied & said she rammed them.
#ICELawlessness abounds.
If it can happen to them, it can happen to you!
So speak out & share!
Link⬇️
November 21, 2025 at 3:46 PM
"I fired 5 rounds & she had 7 holes. Put that in your book, boys."
That's what the #ICE agent who rammed US Citizen, Miramar Martinez & shot her 5 times.
Then ICE lied & said she rammed them.
#ICELawlessness abounds.
If it can happen to them, it can happen to you!
So speak out & share!
Link⬇️
That's what the #ICE agent who rammed US Citizen, Miramar Martinez & shot her 5 times.
Then ICE lied & said she rammed them.
#ICELawlessness abounds.
If it can happen to them, it can happen to you!
So speak out & share!
Link⬇️
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DOGE was always a very thinly disguised con to dress up data theft and extraction class destruction of federal corporate oversight as innovative, and it's important to remember that part of the reason it worked so well is that the press helped legitimize it
hey don't be so hard on yourselves; it delivered oceans of sensitive government and citizen data to billionaires
Musk’s DOGE Quietly Killed Off After Delivering Almost Nothing
The agency disbanded eight months ahead of schedule.
www.thedailybeast.com
November 24, 2025 at 2:42 PM
DOGE was always a very thinly disguised con to dress up data theft and extraction class destruction of federal corporate oversight as innovative, and it's important to remember that part of the reason it worked so well is that the press helped legitimize it
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Tell me again how it’s not a war on women. I’d gut every single one of them like the jellyfish they are.
November 23, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Tell me again how it’s not a war on women. I’d gut every single one of them like the jellyfish they are.
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I once attended a group dinner with Udo Kier. A smaller gathering might have given me a panic attack; his gaze was as magnetic as it was terrifying. I believe he knew this, recognized its effect on me, and amused the shit out of himself with this knowledge.
Absolutely otherworldly. RIP.
Absolutely otherworldly. RIP.
November 24, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I once attended a group dinner with Udo Kier. A smaller gathering might have given me a panic attack; his gaze was as magnetic as it was terrifying. I believe he knew this, recognized its effect on me, and amused the shit out of himself with this knowledge.
Absolutely otherworldly. RIP.
Absolutely otherworldly. RIP.
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This is wild!
If the ruling tossing out Texas racially gerrymandered maps holds, and since Indiana failed to redraw theirs, plus Democrats gaining a seat in Utah, and with California voters’ new maps — Democrats will actually win the redistricting fight.
And remember, Trump started this mess.
If the ruling tossing out Texas racially gerrymandered maps holds, and since Indiana failed to redraw theirs, plus Democrats gaining a seat in Utah, and with California voters’ new maps — Democrats will actually win the redistricting fight.
And remember, Trump started this mess.
November 23, 2025 at 5:53 PM
This is wild!
If the ruling tossing out Texas racially gerrymandered maps holds, and since Indiana failed to redraw theirs, plus Democrats gaining a seat in Utah, and with California voters’ new maps — Democrats will actually win the redistricting fight.
And remember, Trump started this mess.
If the ruling tossing out Texas racially gerrymandered maps holds, and since Indiana failed to redraw theirs, plus Democrats gaining a seat in Utah, and with California voters’ new maps — Democrats will actually win the redistricting fight.
And remember, Trump started this mess.
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Trump's domestic Gestapo raided a job site, then handcuffed a US citizen born in Raleigh NC -- even after being shown the guy's REAL ID, which is only available to US citizens and LPRs
CBP+ICE will ignore your identifying documents when it suits their racism
www.newsobserver.com/news/local/a...
CBP+ICE will ignore your identifying documents when it suits their racism
www.newsobserver.com/news/local/a...
November 23, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Trump's domestic Gestapo raided a job site, then handcuffed a US citizen born in Raleigh NC -- even after being shown the guy's REAL ID, which is only available to US citizens and LPRs
CBP+ICE will ignore your identifying documents when it suits their racism
www.newsobserver.com/news/local/a...
CBP+ICE will ignore your identifying documents when it suits their racism
www.newsobserver.com/news/local/a...
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Mamas in other countries telling their children to eat because there are kids starving in America.
November 9, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Mamas in other countries telling their children to eat because there are kids starving in America.
Four Christmas movies to know me by.
November 23, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Four Christmas movies to know me by.
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The Zohran press conference is your regular reminder that the entire administration folds like tissue paper at the slightest hint of confidence and conviction, and thus the fact that national democrats are playing a game of capitulation and weakness is exactly why they're all getting away with it
November 21, 2025 at 9:54 PM
The Zohran press conference is your regular reminder that the entire administration folds like tissue paper at the slightest hint of confidence and conviction, and thus the fact that national democrats are playing a game of capitulation and weakness is exactly why they're all getting away with it
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BREAKING:
Sen. Elissa Slotkin says police responded to her home tonight in response to a bomb threat. Slotkin wasn't at home at the time.
This is two days after Trump said Slotkin and other Democrats committed "seditious conspiracy, punishable by death."
Sen. Elissa Slotkin says police responded to her home tonight in response to a bomb threat. Slotkin wasn't at home at the time.
This is two days after Trump said Slotkin and other Democrats committed "seditious conspiracy, punishable by death."
November 22, 2025 at 2:30 AM
BREAKING:
Sen. Elissa Slotkin says police responded to her home tonight in response to a bomb threat. Slotkin wasn't at home at the time.
This is two days after Trump said Slotkin and other Democrats committed "seditious conspiracy, punishable by death."
Sen. Elissa Slotkin says police responded to her home tonight in response to a bomb threat. Slotkin wasn't at home at the time.
This is two days after Trump said Slotkin and other Democrats committed "seditious conspiracy, punishable by death."
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Leia calling Chewbacca a "walking carpet" seems pretty racist but I guess we're not ready to have that conversation
November 22, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Leia calling Chewbacca a "walking carpet" seems pretty racist but I guess we're not ready to have that conversation
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Q: Are you affirming that you think President Trump is a fascist?
MAMDANI: I've spoken about--
TRUMP: That's okay. You can just say yes. I don't mind.
MAMDANI: I've spoken about--
TRUMP: That's okay. You can just say yes. I don't mind.
November 21, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Q: Are you affirming that you think President Trump is a fascist?
MAMDANI: I've spoken about--
TRUMP: That's okay. You can just say yes. I don't mind.
MAMDANI: I've spoken about--
TRUMP: That's okay. You can just say yes. I don't mind.
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“Feeling threatened by the price of milk? We got you covered.“
November 21, 2025 at 4:39 PM
“Feeling threatened by the price of milk? We got you covered.“
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Yeah sure, listen to the opinion on Ukraine from the guy who doesn't know the difference between Kyiv and Crimea.
VARNEY: This deal in my opinion would be a win for Putin. You happy with that?
MARKWAYNE MULLIN: It's a win for both. Kyiv was never gonna be able to put back into Ukraine -- not Kyiv, but uh, uh, uh, my mind has slipped me
V: Crimea
M: Crimea. They kind of see themselves as more Russian anyways
MARKWAYNE MULLIN: It's a win for both. Kyiv was never gonna be able to put back into Ukraine -- not Kyiv, but uh, uh, uh, my mind has slipped me
V: Crimea
M: Crimea. They kind of see themselves as more Russian anyways
November 21, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Yeah sure, listen to the opinion on Ukraine from the guy who doesn't know the difference between Kyiv and Crimea.
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As the implosion of MAGA continues, we can expect to see more and more of this disgusting behavior. He's lashing out because his regime is crumbling. It's called an 'extinction burst'.
November 20, 2025 at 7:11 PM
As the implosion of MAGA continues, we can expect to see more and more of this disgusting behavior. He's lashing out because his regime is crumbling. It's called an 'extinction burst'.
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The left has a problem with political violence. Anyway, here’s the President of the United States saying his political opponents should be executed.
November 20, 2025 at 2:46 PM
The left has a problem with political violence. Anyway, here’s the President of the United States saying his political opponents should be executed.
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So there's gonna be a major artist's lawsuit, yes? bsky.app/profile/phil...
All three major record labels — Universal Music, Sony Music and Warner Music — have reportedly licensed their works to a music AI streaming service
Major Music Labels Strike Deals With New AI Streaming Service
The world’s largest music companies have licensed their works to a music startup called Klay, which is building a streaming service that will allow users to remake songs using artificial intelligence ...
www.bloomberg.com
November 20, 2025 at 2:50 PM
So there's gonna be a major artist's lawsuit, yes? bsky.app/profile/phil...