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Ilan Muskat

@calculon.bsky.social

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"And then it was now; and then I don't know what happened." It's pronounced *sigh* like it looks. (He/him)

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Ilan Muskat @calculon.bsky.social · Aug 28

Then what you do, is gather up all the feathers and stuff the pillow again

Ilan Muskat @calculon.bsky.social · 1h

Why do they always make that video. What exactly are they anticipating

Ilan Muskat @calculon.bsky.social · 10h

Someone's gotta save our cranberries

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👻 Pablo Hidalghost 👻 @infinata.bsky.social · 10h

Forgot I still had this LinkedIn.

LinkedIn listing of Experience as "Night Watchman - Cranberry Silo - Full-Time. Jan 1963 - Present - 62 years 10 mos. Also once saw a blimp."

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Ilan Muskat @calculon.bsky.social · 13h

Isn't this the plot of season 2 of Nobody Wants This

Ilan Muskat @calculon.bsky.social · 14h

There was a reasonable kick at this can with Dragon Strike, the Krynn-set dragon flight combat simulator in the early '90s. There was a basic effort to operationalize this stuff. I feel like this is a great challenge for, like, DVG

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gigastacey @gigastacey.bsky.social · 14h

It's worth noting that some of the mechanisms the FCC cites as reasons the industry can be trusted to implement good cybersecurity practices are under threat or simply exist. For example, a banking group has asked the SEC to repeal a rule that requires companies to report attacks.

Eric Geller @ericjgeller.com · 15h

The FCC has published the text of the proposed order undoing its cyber requirements for telecoms, which will get a vote at next month's meeting: docs.fcc.gov/public/attac...

It says the requirements lacked legal standing and wouldn't be as effective as "an agile and collaborative approach."

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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 17h

I think we are actually going to get him formally removed from the succession by act of (multiple) parliaments. this would have been such exciting news in 1720

Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 17h

LONDON (AP) — Buckingham Palace says King Charles III will strip Prince Andrew of remaining titles and evict him from royal residence.

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Ilan Muskat @calculon.bsky.social · 19h

Today in snack shrinkflation: Fuzzy Peaches packs now contain exactly nine pieces of candy, and each "fuzzy peach" is now about the size of a dippin' dot; whole new frontiers in choking hazards

Ilan Muskat @calculon.bsky.social · 21h

Autocorrected "Eben" to "Even"; anyway, same haunted look in Snell's eyes

Ilan Muskat @calculon.bsky.social · 21h

Just the top part, here, so my skeet is not also flagged thus

Adam doesn't know he's naked yet, in this screen grab of a skeet from globe and mail account flagged for having adult content, said content being Michaelangelo's "The Creation of Adam"

Ilan Muskat @calculon.bsky.social · 21h

Sistine Chapel flagged for "Adult Content"

The Globe and Mail @theglobeandmail.com · 21h

In the age of social media tourism, the Sistine Chapel still lives up to the hype

My first visit to see Michelangelo’s masterpiece in Rome was deeply satisfying

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Ilan Muskat @calculon.bsky.social · 21h

Well now I'm sad about Lance Reddick again. Thanks, Alan.

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H. John Betjeman @ivortossell.bsky.social · 1d

So Yesavage, being a rookie, played his first major league game in SEPTEMBER. He spent most of the year in the minors. This very May he was he was playing in this ballpark in Vancouver.