Josh Calvetti 🇺🇦
@calvetti.me
sitting at the intersection of liberal arts and “was this really a good idea?”
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Josh Calvetti 🇺🇦
@calvetti.me
· Sep 18
I have hidden
the Amontillado
in the small room
beyond the tombs
and which
you were no doubt
excited
to taste
Forgive me
you made me to look the fool
and the thought of your death
made me smile
the Amontillado
in the small room
beyond the tombs
and which
you were no doubt
excited
to taste
Forgive me
you made me to look the fool
and the thought of your death
made me smile
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regular christmas music: 🎶oh yes the snow, it's ticklin' my nose🎶
the christmas music i like: [the loudest organ you've ever heard] [a boy's choir] 🎶o ye infant that ∫halle murder ∫atan🎶
the christmas music i like: [the loudest organ you've ever heard] [a boy's choir] 🎶o ye infant that ∫halle murder ∫atan🎶
December 21, 2024 at 11:12 PM
regular christmas music: 🎶oh yes the snow, it's ticklin' my nose🎶
the christmas music i like: [the loudest organ you've ever heard] [a boy's choir] 🎶o ye infant that ∫halle murder ∫atan🎶
the christmas music i like: [the loudest organ you've ever heard] [a boy's choir] 🎶o ye infant that ∫halle murder ∫atan🎶
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Centerville, SD
Centerville, SD
December 20, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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Centerville, SD
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Fayette, AL
Fayette, AL
December 19, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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Grandma got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from our house Christmas Eve
Now Columbo's headed for the North Pole
Asking Santa Claus for one more thing
Walking home from our house Christmas Eve
Now Columbo's headed for the North Pole
Asking Santa Claus for one more thing
December 15, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Grandma got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from our house Christmas Eve
Now Columbo's headed for the North Pole
Asking Santa Claus for one more thing
Walking home from our house Christmas Eve
Now Columbo's headed for the North Pole
Asking Santa Claus for one more thing
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you hear Crouching Tiger and you're thinking, well that's gotta be the most fearsome and best camouflaged creature in this title,
January 15, 2025 at 7:55 AM
you hear Crouching Tiger and you're thinking, well that's gotta be the most fearsome and best camouflaged creature in this title,
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Every Transit Authority:
"Well we gotta do some spoken announcements on the platforms and vehicles- and your colleagues all agreed, you sound the most unhappy whenever you talk about anything, so you're the new voice of the system!
"Well we gotta do some spoken announcements on the platforms and vehicles- and your colleagues all agreed, you sound the most unhappy whenever you talk about anything, so you're the new voice of the system!
December 4, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Every Transit Authority:
"Well we gotta do some spoken announcements on the platforms and vehicles- and your colleagues all agreed, you sound the most unhappy whenever you talk about anything, so you're the new voice of the system!
"Well we gotta do some spoken announcements on the platforms and vehicles- and your colleagues all agreed, you sound the most unhappy whenever you talk about anything, so you're the new voice of the system!
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when someone tells me not to use em dashes because AI uses em dashes
November 30, 2025 at 7:48 PM
when someone tells me not to use em dashes because AI uses em dashes
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truly hilarious how prevalent it is that people selling cameras take the most abysmal photos of said cameras
November 13, 2025 at 7:38 PM
truly hilarious how prevalent it is that people selling cameras take the most abysmal photos of said cameras
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I don’t think my heart could stand finding out that Taco Bell and Walmart are just in it for the profit
November 10, 2025 at 4:14 PM
I don’t think my heart could stand finding out that Taco Bell and Walmart are just in it for the profit
concerned that your goose may hypothetically be cooked? Why not take the next step and intentionally cook your own goose with gusto!
November 10, 2025 at 5:18 AM
concerned that your goose may hypothetically be cooked? Why not take the next step and intentionally cook your own goose with gusto!
Apparently my driver’s license expired about a month and a half ago. Meanwhile I’ve flown a handful of times since. Huh.
November 9, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Apparently my driver’s license expired about a month and a half ago. Meanwhile I’ve flown a handful of times since. Huh.
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We were like, we should make a meter for @dompreston.com’s weekly Trump Phone check in, and then we realized it could just be a jpg lol www.theverge.com/news/816484/...
Does the Trump phone exist yet?
No, it does not.
www.theverge.com
November 7, 2025 at 7:11 PM
We were like, we should make a meter for @dompreston.com’s weekly Trump Phone check in, and then we realized it could just be a jpg lol www.theverge.com/news/816484/...
fwiw for next election, I’ll vote for whoever promises to get those “skill games” back to the dump heaps where they belong
November 5, 2025 at 12:37 PM
fwiw for next election, I’ll vote for whoever promises to get those “skill games” back to the dump heaps where they belong
I know it will change eventually (ugh) but right now it’s laughable how terrible this stuff is. No consistency, and no shot can last more than like, 6s max before everything goes to mush. So they construct a “narrative” that works with these super rushed shots that don’t feel cohesive at all
Coca-Cola's annual Christmas commercial is AI-generated again
The company used even fewer people to make it this year
“We need to keep moving forward and pushing the envelope … The genie is out of the bottle, and you’re not going to put it back in"
(via THR)
The company used even fewer people to make it this year
“We need to keep moving forward and pushing the envelope … The genie is out of the bottle, and you’re not going to put it back in"
(via THR)
November 4, 2025 at 2:35 PM
I know it will change eventually (ugh) but right now it’s laughable how terrible this stuff is. No consistency, and no shot can last more than like, 6s max before everything goes to mush. So they construct a “narrative” that works with these super rushed shots that don’t feel cohesive at all
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Conservatives spent the last few decades conjuring up a bogeyman of a communist takeover of the US government that would mean the incarceration of Christians and making practicing Christianity illegal, only to finally create their own version of such a bizarre fantasy.
The Episcopal bishop of Texas said the priest was detained by Immigration and Customs Enforcement officials this week while returning home from his workplace.
religionnews.com/2025/11/02/e...
religionnews.com/2025/11/02/e...
Episcopal priest has been detained by ICE in Texas, says diocese
(RNS) — 'We do not know yet why he was targeted,' said the Rt. Rev. C. Andrew Doyle, who leads the Diocese of Texas.
religionnews.com
November 3, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Conservatives spent the last few decades conjuring up a bogeyman of a communist takeover of the US government that would mean the incarceration of Christians and making practicing Christianity illegal, only to finally create their own version of such a bizarre fantasy.
I can’t believe… well maybe I should believe it, but it’s ridiculous how many apple “don’t call them enthusiast” sites are STILL acting shocked that the ability to attach a strap to a phone is something people actually want. All these white tech bros are so out of touch.
November 3, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I can’t believe… well maybe I should believe it, but it’s ridiculous how many apple “don’t call them enthusiast” sites are STILL acting shocked that the ability to attach a strap to a phone is something people actually want. All these white tech bros are so out of touch.
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how it feels to be a prometheus enjoyer
November 1, 2025 at 4:43 AM
how it feels to be a prometheus enjoyer
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Daily bunny no.3124 offers you a balloon
October 31, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Daily bunny no.3124 offers you a balloon