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jawn cena
@phipps.bsky.social
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want to feel old? balloons boy is 22 years old. and he is still up there in that balloons
mamdani is able to speak to affordability in ways that are flexible, concrete, and specific. senate dems are just repeating it over and over as a talking point. it's the difference between having an actual platform, and having a "message" that has no real connection to peoples' daily lives
The pivot from "Mamdani is a political genius for focusing his message almost entirely on affordability" to "Schumer is a political moron for focusing his message almost entirely on affordability" is odd.
January 20, 2026 at 4:25 PM
mamdani is able to speak to affordability in ways that are flexible, concrete, and specific. senate dems are just repeating it over and over as a talking point. it's the difference between having an actual platform, and having a "message" that has no real connection to peoples' daily lives
i guess this isnt a good time to announce my video podcast, Whiskey Fridays with Emma Phipps
January 14, 2026 at 12:15 AM
i guess this isnt a good time to announce my video podcast, Whiskey Fridays with Emma Phipps
@mathewolson.com post dilbert mug. post the mug
January 13, 2026 at 4:59 PM
@mathewolson.com post dilbert mug. post the mug
this is the kind of stuff i'll say to my partner and he'll look at me like i'm insane. and he's right. i am. but that doesn't mean that i'm wrong
January 12, 2026 at 8:36 PM
this is the kind of stuff i'll say to my partner and he'll look at me like i'm insane. and he's right. i am. but that doesn't mean that i'm wrong
the fact that ICE — immigration and customs enforcement — is policing a protest and ???trying to do crowd control??? is really revealing imo!!!!!!
ICE rushing the crowd in front of the federal building.
January 9, 2026 at 7:32 PM
the fact that ICE — immigration and customs enforcement — is policing a protest and ???trying to do crowd control??? is really revealing imo!!!!!!
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(living an unexamined life) yaaaaaay haha yay wheeeeee
December 4, 2025 at 1:44 AM
(living an unexamined life) yaaaaaay haha yay wheeeeee
at this time i feel compelled to Post Jinni
January 7, 2026 at 3:53 AM
at this time i feel compelled to Post Jinni
“secret agent” is a movie about the importance of research universities
January 6, 2026 at 3:25 AM
“secret agent” is a movie about the importance of research universities
want to feel old? balloons boy is 22 years old. and he is still up there in that balloons
January 5, 2026 at 12:46 AM
want to feel old? balloons boy is 22 years old. and he is still up there in that balloons
God bless us, for the most part
December 30, 2025 at 8:01 PM
God bless us, for the most part
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ME: team rocket will never steal these rare Pokémon! Not unless they wanna take on me and my fully evolved Miss Cigarettes!
MISS CIGARETTES: miss cigarettes
MISS CIGARETTES: miss cigarettes
September 6, 2025 at 3:11 AM
ME: team rocket will never steal these rare Pokémon! Not unless they wanna take on me and my fully evolved Miss Cigarettes!
MISS CIGARETTES: miss cigarettes
MISS CIGARETTES: miss cigarettes
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[borat voice] bari weiss
December 17, 2024 at 9:12 PM
[borat voice] bari weiss
just saw someone refer to jeffrey epstein as a "sex pest" and brothers, i believe we have lost the plot a little bit
December 20, 2025 at 6:12 PM
just saw someone refer to jeffrey epstein as a "sex pest" and brothers, i believe we have lost the plot a little bit
Turning and turning in the SHRINKING gyre
The falcon CAN hear the falconer;
Things DONT fall apart; the centre CAN hold;
Mere anarchy is NOT loosed upon the world,
The falcon CAN hear the falconer;
Things DONT fall apart; the centre CAN hold;
Mere anarchy is NOT loosed upon the world,
December 19, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Turning and turning in the SHRINKING gyre
The falcon CAN hear the falconer;
Things DONT fall apart; the centre CAN hold;
Mere anarchy is NOT loosed upon the world,
The falcon CAN hear the falconer;
Things DONT fall apart; the centre CAN hold;
Mere anarchy is NOT loosed upon the world,
been playing around a lot with Pentaculus and it's VERY smart at looking at my calendar and telling me where i have too many meetings. super helpful. previously i was not able to spot those places in my calendar where i have too many meetings. AI is going to make everyone's lives so much better!
December 17, 2025 at 2:59 PM
been playing around a lot with Pentaculus and it's VERY smart at looking at my calendar and telling me where i have too many meetings. super helpful. previously i was not able to spot those places in my calendar where i have too many meetings. AI is going to make everyone's lives so much better!
WOIRKIN LATE PISSED OFF DRINKEN A WINE THAT SMELL LIKE A OLD CHURCH
December 15, 2025 at 11:57 PM
WOIRKIN LATE PISSED OFF DRINKEN A WINE THAT SMELL LIKE A OLD CHURCH
just checked my calendar and it looks like this week everyone has to be nice to me and not make me upset. says it right there on my calendar
December 15, 2025 at 3:16 PM
just checked my calendar and it looks like this week everyone has to be nice to me and not make me upset. says it right there on my calendar
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git gud is a common gamer phrase. it means "become a good person."
December 11, 2025 at 11:31 PM
git gud is a common gamer phrase. it means "become a good person."
microsoft authenticator app does not recognize my face unless it is locked in an expression of abject misery, which feels right
December 10, 2025 at 5:49 PM
microsoft authenticator app does not recognize my face unless it is locked in an expression of abject misery, which feels right
time to start getting rid of my insecurities! i've had it with these things and frankly i want 'em out of here, ASAP. hoping i can get them all gone by the time i am 40!
December 8, 2025 at 11:24 PM
time to start getting rid of my insecurities! i've had it with these things and frankly i want 'em out of here, ASAP. hoping i can get them all gone by the time i am 40!
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jealousy psychiatrist
December 7, 2025 at 3:05 PM
jealousy psychiatrist
the funniest thing in tenacious d is when he says "i'm not gonna cook it but i'll order it from ZANZIBAR"
December 6, 2025 at 12:03 AM
the funniest thing in tenacious d is when he says "i'm not gonna cook it but i'll order it from ZANZIBAR"