Capn Borscht
@capnborscht.bsky.social
✡️ Michigander, hydrogeologist
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We are ruled by a Satanic death cult.
December 20, 2025 at 6:57 PM
We are ruled by a Satanic death cult.
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There's an impeachment resolution against this guy in the House but it's not being talked about very much because "This lunatic is trying to kill your children" isn't a compelling enough political message I guess
BREAKING: RFKJr directs that the US instantly stop recommending all vaccinations for children. www.washingtonpost.com/health/2025/...
Under RFK Jr., U.S. plans to stop recommending most vaccines, defer to doctors
The plan, which is not finalized, suggests children get fewer shots and shifts to a model telling parents to consult doctors to make their own vaccine choices.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 20, 2025 at 5:11 PM
There's an impeachment resolution against this guy in the House but it's not being talked about very much because "This lunatic is trying to kill your children" isn't a compelling enough political message I guess
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If the president is a probable child rapist he should maybe be impeached, I don’t know.
Breaking:
Rep. Ro Khanna says the Trump DOJ's production "does not comply with" the Epstein Files Transparency Act.
Khanna says he and Rep. Thomas Massie "are exploring all options" — including impeachment of DOJ officials, inherent contempt, or referring individuals for obstruction of justice.
Rep. Ro Khanna says the Trump DOJ's production "does not comply with" the Epstein Files Transparency Act.
Khanna says he and Rep. Thomas Massie "are exploring all options" — including impeachment of DOJ officials, inherent contempt, or referring individuals for obstruction of justice.
December 20, 2025 at 12:30 AM
If the president is a probable child rapist he should maybe be impeached, I don’t know.
It's simultaneously depressing and hilarious to me that when I read a shocking statistic that I would've assumed the opposite of (the gig work one), I simply go "wow that's crazy" and not have a complete meltdown like some other people are having
No.
1.) thats not how unemployment is calculated
2.) the number of people working multiple jobs is not particularly high now
3.) gig work is slightly less prevalent now than the 1990s.
1.) thats not how unemployment is calculated
2.) the number of people working multiple jobs is not particularly high now
3.) gig work is slightly less prevalent now than the 1990s.
December 19, 2025 at 8:18 PM
It's simultaneously depressing and hilarious to me that when I read a shocking statistic that I would've assumed the opposite of (the gig work one), I simply go "wow that's crazy" and not have a complete meltdown like some other people are having
All of this is just so unbearably embarrassing and pathetic
December 19, 2025 at 7:53 PM
All of this is just so unbearably embarrassing and pathetic
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responding to “what do you think of Adolph Hitler?” with “I’m in favor of a strong executive” is advanced conservatism. these kids have perfected the craft.
From a focus group of Gen Z Republicans. (www.city-journal.org/article/manh...)
Tell me again about how Zohran Mamdani is the big threat to Jewish thriving in the US today.
Tell me again about how Zohran Mamdani is the big threat to Jewish thriving in the US today.
December 19, 2025 at 6:41 PM
responding to “what do you think of Adolph Hitler?” with “I’m in favor of a strong executive” is advanced conservatism. these kids have perfected the craft.
My entire life has been a dialectic of my generation being called stupid only to grow up and have the new generation be actually stupid
It wasn't supposed to be like this
It wasn't supposed to be like this
December 19, 2025 at 6:56 PM
My entire life has been a dialectic of my generation being called stupid only to grow up and have the new generation be actually stupid
It wasn't supposed to be like this
It wasn't supposed to be like this
I've lived a lot of places and I've been a lot of places and I just simply have never had a language barrier experience
At work, in restaurants, if someone struggles with English that's on them and they know that? And they spend their lives navigating that? It's never been shrugged off onto me
At work, in restaurants, if someone struggles with English that's on them and they know that? And they spend their lives navigating that? It's never been shrugged off onto me
Cannot believe this version of the Republican Party won a record number of Latino/Hispanic voters, this country is so cooked lol
December 19, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I've lived a lot of places and I've been a lot of places and I just simply have never had a language barrier experience
At work, in restaurants, if someone struggles with English that's on them and they know that? And they spend their lives navigating that? It's never been shrugged off onto me
At work, in restaurants, if someone struggles with English that's on them and they know that? And they spend their lives navigating that? It's never been shrugged off onto me
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I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
December 18, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
"Are we incapable of talking to each other" and then they frame this as "vs". Gee I wonder why we can't talk to each other
"Has feminism failed women brought to you by bank of america" is my MKULTRA sleeper agent activation phrase
December 19, 2025 at 3:44 PM
"Are we incapable of talking to each other" and then they frame this as "vs". Gee I wonder why we can't talk to each other
Again, it is the sober opinion of my mainstream liberal lawyer father that the conservative justices should be hung for treason
This is a compelling piece, but I think it overstates just how much romance is left among ”liberal lawyers“ for the Court. I’ll highlight one example. 1.
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
It’s time to accept that the US supreme court is illegitimate and must be replaced | Ryan Doerfler and Samuel Moyn
We need to remake the US high court so Americans don’t suffer future decades of oligarchy-facilitating rule
www.theguardian.com
December 19, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Again, it is the sober opinion of my mainstream liberal lawyer father that the conservative justices should be hung for treason
Remember how Tom Barrett, who had all of his ads with a military helicopters, immediately sucked Trump's dick and blamed the helicopter pilot
When a military helicopter collided with a plane at Ronald Reagan National Airport in January and killed 67 people, Trump absurdly blamed DEI.
Months later, the administration is eating its words, as it takes full responsibility for the crash and may end up paying for damages. trib.al/VCIZGVL
Months later, the administration is eating its words, as it takes full responsibility for the crash and may end up paying for damages. trib.al/VCIZGVL
December 18, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Remember how Tom Barrett, who had all of his ads with a military helicopters, immediately sucked Trump's dick and blamed the helicopter pilot
I want to remind people that he is among the most accursed combinations, Argentine-Australian.
It's like if a eugenics cult tried to make someone genetically predisposed to be an antisemite
It's like if a eugenics cult tried to make someone genetically predisposed to be an antisemite
Bad Empanada thinks he’s such a good ally of Palestine that he’s - *checks notes* bullying a young Palestinian woman by accusing her of facilitating the genocide of her own people because she doesn’t want innocent Jewish people to be killed in Bondi
December 18, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I want to remind people that he is among the most accursed combinations, Argentine-Australian.
It's like if a eugenics cult tried to make someone genetically predisposed to be an antisemite
It's like if a eugenics cult tried to make someone genetically predisposed to be an antisemite
My only ever interaction with a PI is when one asked me to give a character testimony about a guy I knew who got a semi truck wheel to the face at ~100mph
So I'm sure it's a varied experience
So I'm sure it's a varied experience
what people think PIs doing: be Benoit Blanc
what PIs actually do: mostly investigate infidelity
what PIs actually do: mostly investigate infidelity
PI has got to be the job with the biggest delta between the glamourized media portrayal and the grubby reality.
December 18, 2025 at 5:21 PM
My only ever interaction with a PI is when one asked me to give a character testimony about a guy I knew who got a semi truck wheel to the face at ~100mph
So I'm sure it's a varied experience
So I'm sure it's a varied experience
Well the good news here is there's no such thing as a moderate Republican
Emerson poll on presidential matchup 2x2.
Progressive Democrat 43%
MAGA Republican 42%
Moderate Republican 48%
Progressive Democrat 36%
Moderate Democrat 47%
MAGA Republican 38%
Moderate Republican 44%
Moderate Democrat 39%
Progressive Democrat 43%
MAGA Republican 42%
Moderate Republican 48%
Progressive Democrat 36%
Moderate Democrat 47%
MAGA Republican 38%
Moderate Republican 44%
Moderate Democrat 39%
December 18, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Well the good news here is there's no such thing as a moderate Republican
Mfer threatened Iraq 2 so people would watch his powerpoint presentation
Might be optimistic cope but last minute shot call:
The Venezuela stuff is all just fake fluff to get people to tune in to another one of his dumb speeches
The Venezuela stuff is all just fake fluff to get people to tune in to another one of his dumb speeches
December 18, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Mfer threatened Iraq 2 so people would watch his powerpoint presentation
Might be optimistic cope but last minute shot call:
The Venezuela stuff is all just fake fluff to get people to tune in to another one of his dumb speeches
The Venezuela stuff is all just fake fluff to get people to tune in to another one of his dumb speeches
December 18, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Might be optimistic cope but last minute shot call:
The Venezuela stuff is all just fake fluff to get people to tune in to another one of his dumb speeches
The Venezuela stuff is all just fake fluff to get people to tune in to another one of his dumb speeches
You could never catch me being this mad irl. For people so obsessed with image you'd think they'd die of embarrassment from shit like this
December 17, 2025 at 6:35 PM
You could never catch me being this mad irl. For people so obsessed with image you'd think they'd die of embarrassment from shit like this
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Remember this when you hear "Go back to Poland."
A new poll shows the party of far-right leader Grzegorz Braun reaching third place for the first time, with support of 11%.
The finding continues a dramatic recent rise for Braun, who is currently on trial for attacking a Hanukkah celebration in parliament.
The finding continues a dramatic recent rise for Braun, who is currently on trial for attacking a Hanukkah celebration in parliament.
Poll shows party of Polish far-right leader Grzegorz Braun rising to third place
notesfrompoland.com
December 17, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Remember this when you hear "Go back to Poland."
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as the hosts hint that they would like to be invited to watch the movie at the white house, one asks "is there a movie theater in the white house?"
no, dumbass, there is not. It was in the east wing.
no, dumbass, there is not. It was in the east wing.
of all of the things I am going to not watch, this is the thing I am going to not watch the most
December 17, 2025 at 3:59 PM
as the hosts hint that they would like to be invited to watch the movie at the white house, one asks "is there a movie theater in the white house?"
no, dumbass, there is not. It was in the east wing.
no, dumbass, there is not. It was in the east wing.
I'm not sure if I'm hopeful or depressed that this scenario matches the Soviet interwar rocket program
It's like on the eve of WWII we decided to stop funding R&D into weapons systems to develop advanced aircraft, ships, and tanks. Climate change is going to kick our butts if we lose NCAR (and NOAA) at a time when climate change is increasing extreme weather events capable of crashing the economy.
Exclusive: The Trump administration is moving to dismantle the National Center for Atmospheric Research in Colorado, according to a senior White House official, taking aim at one of the world's leading climate research labs.
December 17, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I'm not sure if I'm hopeful or depressed that this scenario matches the Soviet interwar rocket program
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As a white guy who's gotten numerous jobs that he probably wasn't qualified for if you're grumbling you're just not white guying hard enough.
December 17, 2025 at 3:24 PM
As a white guy who's gotten numerous jobs that he probably wasn't qualified for if you're grumbling you're just not white guying hard enough.