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Capn Borscht
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✡️ Michigander, hydrogeologist
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UNTRUTHFUL STATEMENTS
Breaking news: Two immigration officers have been suspended and are facing a criminal investigation into whether they lied under oath about the shooting of a Venezuelan man in Minneapolis last month.
ICE officers suspended after making ‘untruthful statements’ about shooting
The federal immigration officers are facing a criminal inquiry after new evidence surfaced contradicting their accounts after the Jan. 14 shooting of a Venezuelan man.
www.washingtonpost.com
February 13, 2026 at 11:28 PM
Incredible how exactly one of these AI companies started accruing a crumb of goodwill and then immediately set it on fire lmfao
February 13, 2026 at 5:31 PM
They realize how fucked they are so they're just slamming the pogroms panic button
Current state of things: One Fox News host casually declares that Epstein’s money comes from “Jewish billionaires” and a “Jewish banking family,” another responds that he was a “sex rabbi.” www.mediamatters.org/fox-news/jes...
February 13, 2026 at 5:15 PM
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Leftists in complete shambles as wine mom firebombs Walmart before kneeling and mumbling Ruthkanda forever.
February 13, 2026 at 4:31 PM
You'll never see the media ask Trump or anyone else why he was nominated
The anti-Black racism was fine, but the anti-Israel rhetoric is where he drew the line. This is the Republican "principled" opposition to Trump
February 12, 2026 at 11:29 PM
I'm thinking of getting Marathon and fully expect this within 7 minutes of starting it
February 12, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Hi Hello I Am On My Way To Displace All The Air In Your Home With Nitrous Oxide, Methane, and Carbon Dioxide
February 12, 2026 at 8:00 PM
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oh look, Tesla was caught acting as if environmental laws don't exist again

www.kristv.com/news/6-inves...
Tesla has permit to discharge wastewater, but drainage district says it wasn't notified
Drainage district workers discovered Tesla discharging dark water into a ditch they maintain. The district says they were never notified
www.kristv.com
February 12, 2026 at 6:12 PM
Huh I never see Gary. Minor vibe shift
under questioning from Peters, ICE officials confirm that Kristi Noem's claim about Pretti being a "domestic terrorist" was not based on information from them
February 12, 2026 at 5:52 PM
It really is crazy to me that Michigan Republicans will nuke our economy because they saw a young person with dyed hair once. Not a single flip???
FoxNews reporting the crosses were Massie (KY), Fitzpatrick (PA), Newhouse (WA), Kiley (CA), Hurd (CO), and Bacon (NE) on the R side, and Golden (ME) on the D side
February 11, 2026 at 11:56 PM
20 years of "hey they're just very obviously going to use this for phrenology" and yep
February 11, 2026 at 9:52 PM
"Apple to discontinue iphones" ass headline
Gallup will no longer measure presidential approval after 88 years thehill.com/homenews/med...
February 11, 2026 at 8:21 PM
Particularly prior to the 2024 (US) election we talked about the issue of the "used car salesman" class, but I would like to submit the nearly as pressing issue of the "dairy farmer" class, which apparently plagues both sides of the ocean
🚨 NEW: The Supreme Court has ruled that oat milk can no longer be called milk
February 11, 2026 at 8:13 PM
I genuinely think I would walk into the arctic ocean if I did something like this
February 11, 2026 at 5:54 PM
Actually do something about the crime of lying under oath I am absolutely begging you idiots
Lieu plays Bondi the infamous clip of Trump & Epstein partying together & asks her if there were underaged girls at any party the two attended

"This is so ridiculous," Bondi says. "There's no evidence that Donald Trump has committed a crime"

"I believe you just lied under oath," Lieu replies
February 11, 2026 at 5:08 PM
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Please stop sharing the AJ thermobarics article uncritically, I'm begging you
February 11, 2026 at 1:47 AM
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Police in Bloomington, MN just announced that one of the guys they arrested in an underage sex trafficking sting was a **background checker for ICE agents.**

He had a high security clearance in the Trump administration... and he was caught trying to abuse children. Sickening.
February 10, 2026 at 8:53 PM
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The house commission on American activities
February 10, 2026 at 3:09 PM
I'm not a huge fan of the mission creep from "we have to win" to "we have to win by ~10%" in the last decade to now "we have to win by ~30%". Doesn't seem like a functioning democracy
The best insurance against dirty tricks is landslide margins of victory.
February 10, 2026 at 1:46 PM
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Anyway, do you want onerous regulations on capital or do you want a racist terror state? Those are your two choices.
February 9, 2026 at 7:24 PM
This article made me so angry I just spent a couple hours writing her an email. I'm officially an old man
Yes, some libertarians *did* try to warn you about Trump. But you canceled them for it.
February 9, 2026 at 11:46 PM
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I tRiED tO WaRN U
February 9, 2026 at 8:10 PM
Ngl I've wanted SpaceX to make this pivot for a decade now and it's good to see it's finally happening. God willing he will Do The Funny soon and competent people can take over
BREAKING: “in my 24th year of my quest to settle the planet Mars, I have just been informed of a basic fact of celestial mechanics.”
February 9, 2026 at 6:09 PM
"Oughhh well I guess you should've let us do pedophilia, racism, and oligarchy to prevent all this pedophilia, racism, and oligarchyyyy no don't ask who I voted for in the last three elections that's not important"
Weird. I tried to warn libertarians about Trump
February 9, 2026 at 2:47 PM
Ok but fr why the baseball bit this is futbuhl
This woman is in charge of the US Agency for Global Media, which is supposed to serve and represent the best American values
February 9, 2026 at 4:46 AM