Chrispresso
@captaincell.bsky.social
Anarcho-cell biologist/Ivory Tower peanut gallery member/non-recovering musical theatre kid/Kira Nerys superfan/Ahsoka Tano stan/chaotic bisexual energy
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Conservatives love talking about how people are triggered bc it’s the closest they can come to the word they want to say
November 22, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Conservatives love talking about how people are triggered bc it’s the closest they can come to the word they want to say
We should amend the Constitution to introduce a minimum 200-year moratorium on white cishet men in elected office
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 21, 2025 at 12:14 AM
We should amend the Constitution to introduce a minimum 200-year moratorium on white cishet men in elected office
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Rest in piss, James Watson 👋
November 8, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Rest in piss, James Watson 👋
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this looks like where get my labia waxed
very very nice
very very nice
November 5, 2025 at 5:49 PM
this looks like where get my labia waxed
very very nice
very very nice
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It’s truly tragic how many of these US war criminals like Cheney never face justice and die in their peacefully in their homes in their 80s and 90s. I want to be happy he is dead but I am not. The million people he killed didnt get the luxury to die how he did.
November 4, 2025 at 12:37 PM
It’s truly tragic how many of these US war criminals like Cheney never face justice and die in their peacefully in their homes in their 80s and 90s. I want to be happy he is dead but I am not. The million people he killed didnt get the luxury to die how he did.
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"We're forty strong, the last holdfast of humanity against the gathering administrative flood. Forty full-timers and adjuncts combined, music professors, theater professors, dance professors."
Dean of the Dead
The wind howls outside the arts building, drowning out the sound of the approaching deans. We don’t know exactly where they are. The Porcupine and ...
buff.ly
October 31, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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October 31, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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Whatever you do, please don’t stop reading.
Read for joy. Read for education. Read for resistance. Read banned books. Read books by marginalized authors. Read about experiences that differ from your own.
Just. Keep. Reading.
Read for joy. Read for education. Read for resistance. Read banned books. Read books by marginalized authors. Read about experiences that differ from your own.
Just. Keep. Reading.
September 18, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Whatever you do, please don’t stop reading.
Read for joy. Read for education. Read for resistance. Read banned books. Read books by marginalized authors. Read about experiences that differ from your own.
Just. Keep. Reading.
Read for joy. Read for education. Read for resistance. Read banned books. Read books by marginalized authors. Read about experiences that differ from your own.
Just. Keep. Reading.
how do you be so short
October 26, 2025 at 4:08 PM
how do you be so short
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A central fact about education, but one which almost disappears in discussions of education policy, is the enormous amount of effort and creativity and commitment teachers put into finding ways to help students actually learn. In every classroom people are struggling to find ways to do better.
Important update from two months into my “experiment” (lol) assigning college juniors and seniors to read whole physical books and then having a seminar where they use the physical book and physical notebooks and their ideas and questions to fill three hours of class time:
It rules
It rules
October 25, 2025 at 1:32 PM
A central fact about education, but one which almost disappears in discussions of education policy, is the enormous amount of effort and creativity and commitment teachers put into finding ways to help students actually learn. In every classroom people are struggling to find ways to do better.
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DS9 radicalized me and made me bisexual. Perfect show
October 25, 2025 at 4:17 AM
DS9 radicalized me and made me bisexual. Perfect show
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PIC abolition is the only morally coherent position available
New: Correctional staff at a Western Maryland prison shut off the water to a mentally ill man’s cell, then allowed him to suffer for eight days before he finally died of dehydration, according to a recent court filing.
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How a Maryland prisoner died an ‘excruciating’ death from dehydration
Lamont Mealy died of dehydration in an isolation cell at Western Correctional Institution in 2023. A lawsuit claims state officials covered it up.
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October 24, 2025 at 12:44 PM
PIC abolition is the only morally coherent position available
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My university has an entire center dedicated to something called "strategic doing"
October 17, 2025 at 6:38 PM
My university has an entire center dedicated to something called "strategic doing"
Like when Tim Whatley converted to Judaism for the jokes & Jerry was offended not as a Jew but as a comedian
I'm more offended by this on aesthetic than political grounds: www.catholicnewsagency.com/news/266925/...
Sculpture of Jesus and Charlie Kirk to be installed at Ave Maria University
The day after Charlie Kirk was assassinated, renowned Catholic sculptor Timothy Schmalz began working on a sculpture no one had commissioned.
www.catholicnewsagency.com
October 17, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Like when Tim Whatley converted to Judaism for the jokes & Jerry was offended not as a Jew but as a comedian
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Every time I see that “Kids do stupid things” quote from Vance on here I remember that Michael Brown was 18, Trayvon Martin was 17, and Tamir Rice was just 12 years old. Those were kids.
October 17, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Every time I see that “Kids do stupid things” quote from Vance on here I remember that Michael Brown was 18, Trayvon Martin was 17, and Tamir Rice was just 12 years old. Those were kids.