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I'm righter than the truth
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Philly Quizzo legend Johnny Goodtimes eulogized Dan McQuade so beautifully here:
The Relentless Joy and Genius of Dan McQuade
We Just Lost a Legend. And for Many of Us, a Dear Friend.
jgoodtimes.substack.com
January 31, 2026 at 1:36 PM
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Some thoughts on one of the best friends I ever had.
January 29, 2026 at 1:52 PM
Basically every small business is posting that they can't afford to close for a day when rent is due immediately after. Who is planning this
January 30, 2026 at 1:42 AM
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Sixers hold a moment of silence for Dan McQuade.
January 30, 2026 at 12:04 AM
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If you want to ensure there won't be violence at the polls, end this shit. This isn't "Trump will stop the midterms". He's NOT gonna stop the midterms but he's gonna ask gun happy ICE agents to stand around and maybe shoot another Alex Pretti or Renee Good and one more death is already too many
Take his personal army away from him while you can, you stupid, stupid assholes. You’re like an armadillo playing dead in the middle of the road so the semi won’t hurt you
January 28, 2026 at 11:59 PM
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BREAKING: Border Patrol Cmdr. Gregory Bovino has been carried away by a small Minnesota owl, reportedly used to patch tiny hole in nest
January 26, 2026 at 8:53 PM
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my QB ate shit on the 5 yard line and i laughed out loud
January 25, 2026 at 10:53 PM
I am having a hard time feeling like doing anything other than, to be polite, administering justice for everything that is happening. But I think that building the foundation is more important.
January 25, 2026 at 5:36 AM
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Yesterday, I drove refugees that had been shipped off to Texas all the way back home to St. Paul

Seeing them reunite with their families reminded me this is their home.

So keep sending them to Texas. I’ll keep driving ‘em back and introducing them to Bucc-ee’s and KC barbecue along the way.
January 22, 2026 at 4:28 PM
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yup, we rise up to the level of our training, not to the level of our imagined selves.
August 27, 2025 at 12:52 PM
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who the fuck WANTS their posts to go viral, have you ever had that actually happen? it's like getting a winning pull on a slot machine if wasps started pouring out the bottom instead of quarters
January 19, 2026 at 11:48 PM
Nooooo
January 19, 2026 at 3:03 AM
Childhood answer: The Piccadilly Pub. New England pub chain that set the standard for potato skins for the rest of my life.

Adult answer: Bar Biscay. Sister restaurant is still open but I learned so much about what I like to eat there. Boquerones and draft vermouth for life.
Sunday night timeline cleanse

please tell me about your favorite lost restaurant (closed for at least 5 years, like I really want you to go back into the vault), why you loved it and what you ate there
January 19, 2026 at 2:25 AM
Futures on Jarrett Stidham SBMVP are through the roof
January 18, 2026 at 10:29 PM
This is the stupidest game
January 18, 2026 at 10:17 PM
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January 16, 2026 at 5:44 PM
Very tangential point: it's distressing to me how many avowed anti-capitalists won't engage with forms of thought and analysis because they struggle to frame value outside of the concept of money.
January 14, 2026 at 9:37 PM
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How I created this floating effect
January 14, 2026 at 1:59 PM
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Condé Nast forgot to renew the trademark for Gourmet and so a group of journalists grabbed it and are relaunching the food magazine as a worker-owned co-op. Love it. [gourmetmagazine.net]
Gourmet Magazine
Gourmet is a worker-owned publication about food and the people who make and consume it.
gourmetmagazine.net
January 13, 2026 at 4:22 PM
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"an incomplete pass as the clock hits two minutes left" is a lyric from football superfan alanis morissette
January 12, 2026 at 3:58 AM
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Jim Harbaugh did something so stupid that he made Cris Collinsworth sound smart congratulations Jim Harbaugh
January 12, 2026 at 3:53 AM
Awful game, I had a great time
January 11, 2026 at 4:37 AM
Watching the game with a bears fan and a Packers fan and this is like the bizarro Manningcast
January 11, 2026 at 3:42 AM
What the fuck is Ben Johnson thinking
January 11, 2026 at 3:18 AM
First class passengers getting seated first is one thing, being forced to wait to get to my seat because they're getting their pre boarding drink service is another
Once you get beyond Costco/Amazon Prime-type service tiers into the premium credit cards, Disney World lightning lanes, the way the airline business models have evolved, that’s where it gets dicey.
January 10, 2026 at 2:54 PM