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I'm righter than the truth
I just want all the weird Who instruments, is that too much to ask
December 7, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Weather app when it's 100: Bit of a warm one!

Weather app when it's 20: WE ARE IN A FROZEN HELL
December 7, 2025 at 6:18 AM
OOOOOH KNIFE, IS BIGGER, BIGGER THAN YOU AND YOU ARE NOT KNIFE
December 7, 2025 at 5:39 AM
WHAT'S THE KNIFE FOOOOOOOOOOOOR
December 7, 2025 at 5:38 AM
DREEEEEEAM WEAVER, I BELIEVE YOU CAN KILL ME WITH A KNIIIIIIIIIFE
December 7, 2025 at 5:37 AM
WORKING ON THE KNIFE WOUNDS
December 7, 2025 at 5:14 AM
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Big Head Mode 🔛
December 6, 2025 at 11:07 PM
The raison d'etre of the NYT is to allow people to do this
still poleaxed by the idea that you could oppose birthright citizenship and still think of yourself as a liberal in any sense of the term.
December 6, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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Might be a controversial opinion but I hate music about believing in yourself
December 6, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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December 4, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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humbly, if you put off subscribing for the last eight years, now would be a fun and entertaining time to hop on:
December 4, 2025 at 3:11 PM
The Giants thought they could avoid the backlash from a Good Jameis game by not playing him. They should have known...
December 2, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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gimme yule
gimme fire
don me now with gay attire
November 16, 2023 at 12:56 AM
They should make the uprights more resonant
November 30, 2025 at 7:02 PM
League Pass: bringing you the best German centers #nbasky
November 27, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Big "tremendous content" day
November 22, 2025 at 2:55 AM
I first heard about Cloudflare because we use their buggy as hell vpn for work so it was kinda shocking to learn that they are apparently a crucial part of the entire Internet
November 18, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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thing about autism is if you work really hard for many years, you can learn through trial-and-error how to navigate social situations and interpersonal connections SO effectively that people don't really believe you're autistic anymore and resent you for not being perfect at nonverbal communication
November 16, 2025 at 8:21 PM
There's a dude clipping his nails on the train
November 15, 2025 at 2:55 AM
None of this will go anywhere if everyone keeps doing the "but this is tremendous content" bit
November 15, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I don't think it was ironic as much as like when someone at work starts using jargon they obviously don't understand because they think it impresses people.
If you really pushed me on it I would even say that progressives using it are employing the same ironic usage as conservatives. It's too late now because it's ubiquitous but I still think people should stop it
November 14, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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it's neat that university boards are saying "actually our classes will not teach you to think bc we know that's very scary, so from now on our degrees are meaningless bc we will let students come here and decide to give us money so they can choose not to learn shit, this is a good longterm plan" 🫠
November 14, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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You may have seen that 600+ detainees are eligible for release, which is amazing! BUT: you may not know that immigration detainees still have to pay for their freedom-- $1500 bond per person! The Midwest Immigration Bond Fund is raising money to help people get free, please donate: www.mibfc.org
Midwest Immigration Bond Fund
www.mibfc.org
November 13, 2025 at 4:09 AM
The Epstein emails really hammer home how far losers will go for someone who makes them feel cool
November 13, 2025 at 2:53 PM