Carley Carden
@carleycarden.bsky.social
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•GA artist •intersectional feminist •learner •quant •hsp •ilove Iris Murdoch •loud heavy music •prog policy •NBA 🏀 •Virtue ethics in the streets, virtuoso in the Heat (culture) •All things are connected.
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carleycarden.bsky.social
Happy first week of the 2025 US Open (and bday week for Bob + me) to all who celebrate!

I regret there’s not a sold-out run of Pavement shows all week in NY again this year; alas, I’m looking forward to seeing y’all + them in TX in September!

Meanwhile, catch us (forever) in the cheap seats. 🎾♥️✌️
Stephen Malkmus, Bob Nastanovich, and Carley Carden sit on the ground amidst a crowd in the plaza outside Arthur Ashe Stadium at the USTA Billie Jean King Tennis Center in Queens, New York watching the Daniil Medvedev vs. Novak Djokovic match projected on the big screen in the penultimate set of the 2023 US Open men’s tennis finals. 
We were cheering for Medvedev, obvi.
carleycarden.bsky.social
Hell yes, that’s the spirit, baybee!

🕯 now 🕯
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summoning circle for
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♡ my son Niko Jović ♡
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carleycarden.bsky.social
OH SHI BOI WADDAP 🤪 🚲 🐸 ✌️
segfaultvicta.aludel.xyz
FROG 🐸 SEMIOTICS 🐸 REDEMPTION 🐸 ARC
ariellaelm.bsky.social
I don’t think we’re talking enough about the fact that we successfully took back the frog. Like it has been a meme for the alt right for years now, and thanks to these Portland inflatable costumes, we’re taking it back
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segfaultvicta.aludel.xyz
FROG 🐸 SEMIOTICS 🐸 REDEMPTION 🐸 ARC
ariellaelm.bsky.social
I don’t think we’re talking enough about the fact that we successfully took back the frog. Like it has been a meme for the alt right for years now, and thanks to these Portland inflatable costumes, we’re taking it back
carleycarden.bsky.social
OH SHI BOI WADDAP 🤪 🚲 🐸 ✌️
carleycarden.bsky.social
Yes, like, for an extended, temporary interim to see what it would be like longer-term, perhaps, yanno?
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ceej.online
damn. hoping it at least signifies something
shakespeare.lol
It is a tale
Told by an idiot
carleycarden.bsky.social
Cash me ousside (lost in forest, alone, basking)

youtu.be/lIF5EEneWEU?...
carleycarden.bsky.social
COOK👩🏻‍🍳 COOK👩🏻‍🍳 COOK👩🏻‍🍳

us a tasty falafel sandwich just like this one☝️, and rotate it ✨in our minds✨ pls 🤲🥙
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lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com
peter thiel (clutching chrome plated human skull) tell me oracle... does the world end in fire, or ice? the passionate flames of the activist thunberg, or the frozen doom yudkowski demands?

chatGPT: ✨ What a great question, Peter! ✨

Let's break that tough Q down 🕺, in your favorite epic style:
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kirkwong.bsky.social
Bitch what the fuck
atrupar.com
Hegseth: "I'm also proud that today we're signing a letter of acceptance to build a Qatari Emeri air force facility at the Mountain Home Airbase in Idaho."
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roadside.xor.blue
mohonk trail, new paltz, new york, 1978
mohonk trail, new paltz, new york, 1978
carleycarden.bsky.social
🖤📞☕️🐈‍⬛🏴‍☠️🎬🏴‍☠️✔️📟🦇🎓🥋♠️📓🗝️🕶️🕵🏻‍♀️
carleycarden.bsky.social
Right on, Émile. What a wonderful time it was, indeed, and yes, and that sounds terrific!

Hah, also, I’m always flattered by all the saves of my quotes of your posts, almost as if Kash himself was part of your regular shadow entourage lmaooooo.
carleycarden.bsky.social
Love you + yr mind, obvi, + ofc that’s what I wanted, but it *was* giving up >a cpl rds of value. Tho my bb son Kel’el was sniped rt out from under me earlier, I sensibly decided to take Obi Toppin; get some sleep; set Niko for next rd; + proceed w my haters as waiters @ my cornucopia of success. 😎🤲
carleycarden.bsky.social
Enjoy the hell outta your delicious, EMF-free sleep, birthday boy!
carleycarden.bsky.social
Okay, I’m sleepy + my brilliant partner who’d normally be my sounding board is out rn, so I’m asking y’all for help if you see this in the next 5 min, @claudiiigrl.bsky.social, @anticharisma.bsky.social, @noahhunter.bsky.social, Zach Lowe, all hoops heads:

Obi Toppin or reach for my son Niko Jović?
carleycarden.bsky.social
Yo, round 7: perfect baybee fr fringe-All-Star (mark my words) Devin Vassell.

And for round 8: Reed Sheppard, bc I HAD to have a piece of Houston.
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shiningknightx.bsky.social
"we cant uninvent ai" no we cant but we couldnt uninvent nfts either and nobody gives a fuck about them anymore
carleycarden.bsky.social
Unironically bless their hearts, wherever on earth they may actually exist or possibly be out there somewhere.
wajali.bsky.social
So...who here thinks Israel will abide by the ceasefire and just ignore everything they've publicly said they will do to Gaza and Palestinians?
carleycarden.bsky.social
Just gonna randomly share a photo of one of my favorite late South American leaders, who was, quite notably, the 40th President of this (highly literate, well-educated, maté-all-the-time-chill🧉) progressive S American country while I (experimentally) lived there for a spell over a decade ago now. ♥️🇺🇾
José Alberto “Pepe” Mujica Cordano[a] (20 May 1935 – 13 May 2025) was a Uruguayan politician, revolutionary, farmer, and hero who served as the iconic, moderately left-wing 40th president of Uruguay from 2010 to 2015. Widely known and venerated for his fiery, unwavering dedication to both his humble lifestyle and his progressive values, he spoke openly and straightforwardly of his anti-consumerist ideals (and in more-or-less every meaningful way, seemed to embody them as an actual sort of ~ideal~ ideal himself, although I realize I’m no scholar of South American, or even Uruguayan, politics, so yes, please correct me if I’m somehow mistaken, but please be gentle). 
During José Mujica’s tenure as the President of Uruguay from 2010-2015, he famously turned his longtime, (hella, hella) bonafide progressive values into progressive policy  and, finally, national law, as he, for instance, legalized both marijuana and same-sex marriage in a small-ish, but highly literate, educated, engaged, and influential South American country. In this photo, José “Pepe” Mujica is wearing a striped oxford shirt and a cinnamon-colored sueded jacket and looking straight into the camera with a pleasant, even, engaging face and his anatomical left arm bent at the elbow and raised in a fist, as in what I’ve always understood to be the “[Labor//Women’s/Black/People’s] Power” or “Solidarity” sign.
carleycarden.bsky.social
Praise motherfucking be! 🤲🏀🕊️✨
carleycarden.bsky.social
Well, it’s not Quin Snyder, that’s for sure!