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SCaryJo

@caryjo.bsky.social

2.8K followers 1.7K following 2.5K posts

ex chinurse devastatingly sincere she/whatever I AM A TRANS SAFE PERSON 🌩️👀 NcRcUW6W4aOq

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SCaryJo @caryjo.bsky.social · 10m

If I was the guy on the right I’d beat that guy left of me with the weapon he’s pointing wtf

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Jeff 💀 @gojeffgo.com · 40m

Watching football, enjoying all the FOX and CBS show promos:
- Chicago Hero Cops NYFD
- Mark Harmon: Naval Crimes Academy
- Cyber Force: Detective Unit
- Big City Murder Town
- Let's Scare Pop Pop
- Doorbell Cam: Miami

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SCaryJo @caryjo.bsky.social · 34m

Oh no

SCaryJo @caryjo.bsky.social · 40m

Let me know, maybe I’ll join in

SCaryJo @caryjo.bsky.social · 43m

No dating apps for me. We’ll meet the old fashioned way, sexy eye contact during a bank robbery.

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SCaryJo @caryjo.bsky.social · 45m

No chocolate. The rest, yes.

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SCaryJo @caryjo.bsky.social · 58m

Yes but that bitch first

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dan sinker @dansinker.com · 3h

New levels of hell: just got an email from our local AYSO cancelling today’s youth soccer games because ICE is at the Home Depot across from the soccer fields at James Park in Evanston.

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SCaryJo @caryjo.bsky.social · 4h

not ideal

SCaryJo @caryjo.bsky.social · 4h

Youch!!

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Farm Goth 🇵🇸 @poemsandfungus.bsky.social · 4h

Asymmetric discourse this, asymmetric discourse that. Let's discourse about how asymmetrical my damn larynx is. Bro, I have got to get my thyroid checked.

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SCaryJo @caryjo.bsky.social · 5h

If I move back into town my presence will be rare.

SCaryJo @caryjo.bsky.social · 5h

Those fine lines with pastels are so difficult

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Michael🎃🎃🎃🎃👻👻👻👻 @ballstonbakfiets.bsky.social · 5h

Someone needs to ask, "how does it save money to lay off people who aren't receiving paychecks?"

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 6h

BRENNAN: CBS confirmed the Trump administration rescinded the layoffs of CDC scientists. Some were involved with the federal measles response. How does a mistake like this happen?

VANCE: The govt shutdown inevitably leads to some chaos. It happened because of Schumer

B: But this was a WH decision

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SCaryJo @caryjo.bsky.social · 5h

I hate conspiracies so please know we’re whispering 🫠

SCaryJo @caryjo.bsky.social · 5h

Also not to be a conspiracist but I’m not sure they all won

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SCaryJo @caryjo.bsky.social · 5h

owning it is always beautiful

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Josh @offkafka.bsky.social · 6h

Hanging in my kitchen.

Illinois WPA Art Project conservation poster created by artist Joseph Dusek between 1936 and 1940: 'Plains farms need trees. Trees prevent wind erosion, save moisture ... protect crops, contribute to human comfort and happiness.'

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SCaryJo @caryjo.bsky.social · 6h

thank you for your service

SCaryJo @caryjo.bsky.social · 6h

Wow!! Astounding work!

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d.ly @dly.bsky.social · 3d

EVERYONE: come to Mastodon, it's so easy and fun now!

ME:

a post it that berger used to break up w/ carrie in sex and the city that says "i'm sorry i can't don't hate me"

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SCaryJo @caryjo.bsky.social · 6h

In case you thought it was just me out here screaming about it

Squishy @lostsquishy.bsky.social · 6h

The worst thing is the constant fucking sinus problems and severe allergies. Cause it is dry as fuck and the wind whips that dust up cause we TOOK OUT THE FUCKIN HEDGEROWS because we learned NOTHING from the dust bowl and we needed that .05 extra bushels that now sell for nothing

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SCaryJo @caryjo.bsky.social · 6h

One more row
One more row

SCaryJo @caryjo.bsky.social · 6h

I join you in this fury, I’m dying from dry allergies

SCaryJo @caryjo.bsky.social · 6h

Give a belly scritch from me, please