CaryJo
@caryjo.bsky.social
ex chinurse
devastatingly sincere
she/whatever I AM A TRANS SAFE PERSON
🌩️👀 NcRcUW6W4aOq
devastatingly sincere
she/whatever I AM A TRANS SAFE PERSON
🌩️👀 NcRcUW6W4aOq
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Journalists—HALP!
Today at the National Postal Museum, I learned that newspapers were named after their means of distribution, with “the post” being “A POST” as in, “nailed to a giant stick.”
Which begs the question: was there an original Washington Post?
Today at the National Postal Museum, I learned that newspapers were named after their means of distribution, with “the post” being “A POST” as in, “nailed to a giant stick.”
Which begs the question: was there an original Washington Post?
February 14, 2026 at 9:42 PM
Journalists—HALP!
Today at the National Postal Museum, I learned that newspapers were named after their means of distribution, with “the post” being “A POST” as in, “nailed to a giant stick.”
Which begs the question: was there an original Washington Post?
Today at the National Postal Museum, I learned that newspapers were named after their means of distribution, with “the post” being “A POST” as in, “nailed to a giant stick.”
Which begs the question: was there an original Washington Post?
Lu will miss barking at Paul Ryan
February 14, 2026 at 9:38 PM
Lu will miss barking at Paul Ryan
My friends are like “OVER 15 years?!?”
February 14, 2026 at 9:32 PM
My friends are like “OVER 15 years?!?”
I’m not joking when I say over 15 years on farms with Covid in the middle has made me forget how to anything in a town with other humans. It’s very strange, as I had so many non rural years before that.
February 14, 2026 at 9:31 PM
I’m not joking when I say over 15 years on farms with Covid in the middle has made me forget how to anything in a town with other humans. It’s very strange, as I had so many non rural years before that.
Roses are red
This isn’t a poem
I’m still searching for
The dead mouse in my home
This isn’t a poem
I’m still searching for
The dead mouse in my home
February 14, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Roses are red
This isn’t a poem
I’m still searching for
The dead mouse in my home
This isn’t a poem
I’m still searching for
The dead mouse in my home
Chicagoland locals: Is it still the case where if I don’t have an ipass I can look up my missed tolls via license plate and pay them after?
February 14, 2026 at 4:40 PM
Chicagoland locals: Is it still the case where if I don’t have an ipass I can look up my missed tolls via license plate and pay them after?
Me on the skyway tomorrow…ahhh my back! I’m going to Gary!
February 14, 2026 at 4:29 PM
Me on the skyway tomorrow…ahhh my back! I’m going to Gary!
Going to MI tomorrow! I’ll be driving a zesty little borrowed sporty car, I’m equal parts excited and hoping it doesn’t break me.
February 14, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Going to MI tomorrow! I’ll be driving a zesty little borrowed sporty car, I’m equal parts excited and hoping it doesn’t break me.
working so far
Save money this Valentine's Day by being unlovable
February 14, 2026 at 4:20 PM
working so far
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every valentines day i think of this post
20,000 Tons Of Pubic Hair Trimmed In Preparation For Valentine's Day
WASHINGTON—Flushed with anticipation and ready to emerge from another long, cold winter, millions of Americans participated this week in the annual tradition of trimming their pubic regions in time fo...
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February 14, 2026 at 4:07 PM
every valentines day i think of this post
My dogs were messing with my mind so hard I came straight to bed.
February 14, 2026 at 3:10 AM
My dogs were messing with my mind so hard I came straight to bed.
Where are we getting decent chocolate truffles that don’t cost $100 these days? I need to treat myself but holy cow have prices exploded.
February 13, 2026 at 11:09 PM
Where are we getting decent chocolate truffles that don’t cost $100 these days? I need to treat myself but holy cow have prices exploded.
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having chronic stuff going on really is like having body weather
February 13, 2026 at 9:04 PM
having chronic stuff going on really is like having body weather
Are you anywhere near NW IL? The workshop list has been posted for the annual April Fiber Fair, so if that’s your jam give it a click.
(Two hrs west of Chicago, 45 mins from Rockford, 1.5 south of Madison.)
(Two hrs west of Chicago, 45 mins from Rockford, 1.5 south of Madison.)
Stephenson County Fiber Art Fair
A celebration of fiber and the fiber arts with workshops, demonstrations of spinning and weaving, vendors offering fibers for spinning plus finished yarn, dyes, books, gifts, equipment, handmade soap ...
www.scfiberartfair.com
February 13, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Are you anywhere near NW IL? The workshop list has been posted for the annual April Fiber Fair, so if that’s your jam give it a click.
(Two hrs west of Chicago, 45 mins from Rockford, 1.5 south of Madison.)
(Two hrs west of Chicago, 45 mins from Rockford, 1.5 south of Madison.)
Barn cam still, everyone is doing great! Say hi to my BIL’s head. They’re topping the lambs off with a little replacer to make sure everyone is getting enough to eat.
February 13, 2026 at 4:27 PM
Barn cam still, everyone is doing great! Say hi to my BIL’s head. They’re topping the lambs off with a little replacer to make sure everyone is getting enough to eat.
It doesn’t matter if ICE is slowly down in a particular municipality except for those who live there. It remains our collective problem, it’s just checkers sliding around, while also probably a lie.
February 13, 2026 at 4:18 PM
It doesn’t matter if ICE is slowly down in a particular municipality except for those who live there. It remains our collective problem, it’s just checkers sliding around, while also probably a lie.
What I’m trying to do is everything backwards as commanded by my DNA.
February 13, 2026 at 4:16 PM
What I’m trying to do is everything backwards as commanded by my DNA.
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My takeaway is the artist was told to draw painstakingly draw each hair in Platner's beard and then what they thought someone called Jasmine Crockett would look like
A base that has long made pragmatic, sober decisions appears increasingly attracted to charismatic outsiders who promise to break from the party’s failures of the last decade. They see their party’s leaders as feckless and inept.
It’s the Democratic Tea Party, with a twist. trib.al/mC5cBDA
It’s the Democratic Tea Party, with a twist. trib.al/mC5cBDA
February 13, 2026 at 2:11 PM
My takeaway is the artist was told to draw painstakingly draw each hair in Platner's beard and then what they thought someone called Jasmine Crockett would look like
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Memphis is under a federal task force occupation that includes DEA, CBP, ICE, National Guard, state troopers, and (I’m not joking) IRS agents (IRS jackets kidnapping people). No national news.
ICE and CBP haven’t withdrawn from a single fucking U.S. city that they’ve occupied.
February 11, 2026 at 2:48 PM
Memphis is under a federal task force occupation that includes DEA, CBP, ICE, National Guard, state troopers, and (I’m not joking) IRS agents (IRS jackets kidnapping people). No national news.
Joaquin Phoenix never met a word he wanted to enunciate.
February 13, 2026 at 3:27 AM
Joaquin Phoenix never met a word he wanted to enunciate.
