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Caryn Rose
@carynrose.bsky.social
Music journalist, historian, archivist, crabby old punk rock lady.
THREE CHORDS AND BLESSED NOISE, out now: https://jukeboxgraduate.bigcartel.com/product/three-chords-and-blessed-noise
clips @ https://carynrose.contently.com/
She / her
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in november i went to see five of the concerts on Patti Smith's tour for Horses' 50th anniversary. i wrote a small book about it and you can order it now! jukeboxgraduate.com/new-book-thr...
new book - three chords and blessed noise: a patti smith tour chronicle
The tl;dr - I wrote a short book about the five shows I saw on Patti Smith's Horses 50th anniversary tour and you can buy it now! three chords and blessed noise In November, Patti Smith & her Band w...
jukeboxgraduate.com
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We don't name stations after people until they're dead.

Let him know.
February 5, 2026 at 11:43 PM
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LETS GO !!!
Working in coordination with standwithminnesota.com, I’m raising rent funds for Minneapolis immigrant families in need. We now have a $5000 match offer (!) and are going to help as many families as we can to stay housed today.

V: @Ian-Coldwater
CA: $iancoldwater
PP: @coldwater

Thank you so much! 🌷
February 5, 2026 at 11:45 PM
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February 5, 2026 at 11:35 PM
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Jessie Diggins, Olympic cross-country skiing gold medalist, from the Twin Cities: “I want to make sure you know who I’m racing for…”
February 5, 2026 at 5:27 PM
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This is a remarkable @nytimes.com split screen:

A huge 3,526 word + photos profile on Sen Britt who "can't stop thinking about the boy ICE detained"

But Rep Jaoquin Castro- who actually got Liam Ramos out of detention & back home- gets no interview, no pix, just 116 words inside a story. WOW.
February 5, 2026 at 8:06 PM
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virtually indistinguishable from sponcon
there are 3,300 words in this article, including praise for Britt from two Democratic senators, her husband, and her mom. there are photos of her reading to children that might as well be a campaign ad.

zero criticism of her from the left.
February 5, 2026 at 8:08 PM
i also wrote about this film recently! www.salon.com/2026/01/27/t...
February 5, 2026 at 8:09 PM
people in the Detroit area, there's going to be a screening of FABULOUS STAINS at the Ford Wyoming Drive-In at the end of March, featuring a performance by Nikki Corvette! i am not involved except as an attendee! tix here: www.instagram.com/p/DUWM4wjETh...
February 5, 2026 at 8:07 PM
who wants to guess
February 5, 2026 at 8:05 PM
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Chicagoans! Shake the frozen gray slush from your shoes tonight in Logan Square, at my fireside chat* with @millerscave.bsky.social.

*BYO fireside
Join Bloodshot Records co-founder, @millerscave.bsky.social to celebrate his memoir, THE HOURS ARE LONG, BUT THE PAY IS LOW, @citylit_books on Thurs, Feb 5, 2026 at 6:30pm CST.

This *free* evening will include a convo w/ editor @marthabayne.bsky.social. RSVP below.
citylitbooks.com/events/43247...
Author Event: Rob Miller with Martha Bayne | City Lit Books
This cozy bookstore features staff-curated selections, book clubs, and author events for all ages.
citylitbooks.com
February 5, 2026 at 5:50 PM
if you enjoy my music writing i would urge you to check out my latest project, a 50-page chapbook about seeing a week of shows on Patti Smith's Horses 50th anniversary tour. now available! jukeboxgraduate.bigcartel.com/product/thre...
THREE CHORDS AND BLESSED NOISE
“THREE CHORDS AND BLESSED NOISE” Patti Smith & Her Band Horses 50th Anniversary Chicago | New York City | Boston November 2025 a tour chronicle...
jukeboxgraduate.bigcartel.com
February 5, 2026 at 5:29 PM
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guys. the kid rock performance is uh. well it’s exactly what you’d expect
February 5, 2026 at 4:06 PM
just go check that man's phone and hard drive
February 5, 2026 at 5:23 PM
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Remember this is a guy who named a programming system that he developed after a porn actress because he thought it was a funny way to mock a female pioneer in his field.
February 5, 2026 at 3:45 PM
yet another day where i say "okay, you guys were right about not letting me apply to Yale or any of the Ivies" to my dead parents
February 5, 2026 at 5:20 PM
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time to repurpose this:

How are David Gelernter and Excel alike?

They both assume - with zero substantiating indicators - that something is a date
February 5, 2026 at 4:46 PM
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“Dear Mr. Giant.

Please hire this plump small child. Who you will most definitely enjoy the taste of.”

Oh cmon! I’m just keeping the bosses interests in mind!
February 5, 2026 at 4:51 PM
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ICE can barely surround a Wendy's
Steve Bannon: “You’re damn right we’re gonna have ICE surround the polls come November.”
February 5, 2026 at 1:12 PM
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oh look it’s david brooks, who “never met epstein,” asking for a ride on his plane to napa :) www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
www.justice.gov
February 5, 2026 at 3:25 AM
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Democrats: when we said ban masks, we mean voluntarily, after meeting three or five requirements on a situational checklist, which is of course optional. We will provide training for all of this unless it’s not funded

Republicans: married women can’t vote anymore
February 5, 2026 at 3:14 AM
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Everything is a lot right now so stop and watch a 9 year old video of an adolescent seal who doesn't want to go into the cold water why not.

youtu.be/3L7VJl76i9U?...
Crybaby Learns to Swim
YouTube video by Jesse DeVoe
youtu.be
February 5, 2026 at 3:16 AM
Whistle choir in front of Chuck’s house this weekend
Schumer & Jeffries lay out the Democratic demands for a DHS funding deal in a letter to the top Republican leaders
February 5, 2026 at 3:39 AM
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Me: “Sorry, nope, I don’t want to buy the goddamn fighting fascism t-shirt while I’m fighting fascism”
Jusfaith:
February 5, 2026 at 3:26 AM
Can someone in nyc with good lung capacity go stand in front or Schumers house with a vuvuzela
February 5, 2026 at 2:51 AM