Spleen
@causticfeline.bsky.social
Got the Morbs™️
She/they
My son's legal name is Mayhem, but he only responds to Buddy
She/they
My son's legal name is Mayhem, but he only responds to Buddy
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Musk DNA my wife received? Might be too good. deformed fluid tracts pump piss directly to the kids brain. He says hes the ultimate life form
February 21, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Musk DNA my wife received? Might be too good. deformed fluid tracts pump piss directly to the kids brain. He says hes the ultimate life form
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We are now finding bird flu in deer mice and house mice in Washington State.
H5N1 is advancing along the evolutionary ladder—affecting birds, mammals, and humans. This is not speculation; it’s a timeline.
H5N1 is advancing along the evolutionary ladder—affecting birds, mammals, and humans. This is not speculation; it’s a timeline.
February 21, 2025 at 1:28 AM
We are now finding bird flu in deer mice and house mice in Washington State.
H5N1 is advancing along the evolutionary ladder—affecting birds, mammals, and humans. This is not speculation; it’s a timeline.
H5N1 is advancing along the evolutionary ladder—affecting birds, mammals, and humans. This is not speculation; it’s a timeline.
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golden retrievers when they get old and their foreheads turn white
January 7, 2025 at 8:03 PM
golden retrievers when they get old and their foreheads turn white
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Kohler Recalls 30,000 Bathtubs Shipped With Nude Man Already Inside
theonion.com/kohler-...
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Kohler Recalls 30,000 Bathtubs Shipped With Nude Man Already Inside
KOHLER, WI—To address a situation the plumbing-fixture company described as embarrassing for everyone involved, Kohler issued a recall Tuesday of 30,000 bathtubs it had shipped with a nude man already inside. “Due to a mix-up at our manufacturing plant, thousands of our freestanding claw-foot bathtubs were mistakenly sent out with a sudsy naked man pre-installed,” […]
theonion.com
January 12, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Kohler Recalls 30,000 Bathtubs Shipped With Nude Man Already Inside
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theonion.com/kohler-...
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i started thinking about all the soy sauce packets in the world and now i haven’t blinked in two days
January 12, 2025 at 4:29 PM
i started thinking about all the soy sauce packets in the world and now i haven’t blinked in two days
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Doctored. Animation by @deathbulge.bsky.social
January 10, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Doctored. Animation by @deathbulge.bsky.social
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EURETHRA! she exclaimed and a little dick-shaped light bulb appeared over her head
January 10, 2025 at 4:07 PM
EURETHRA! she exclaimed and a little dick-shaped light bulb appeared over her head
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The world’s richest 1% are people who make more than $140,000 per year.
Maybe instead of a private jet in the thumbnail, they should have put a recently purchased single family home in Seattle.
Maybe instead of a private jet in the thumbnail, they should have put a recently purchased single family home in Seattle.
World’s richest use up their fair share of 2025 carbon budget in 10 days
www.theguardian.com/environment/...
www.theguardian.com/environment/...
World’s richest use up their fair share of 2025 carbon budget in 10 days
Emissions caused by wealthiest 1% so far this year would take someone from poorest 50% three years to create
www.theguardian.com
January 10, 2025 at 3:49 PM
The world’s richest 1% are people who make more than $140,000 per year.
Maybe instead of a private jet in the thumbnail, they should have put a recently purchased single family home in Seattle.
Maybe instead of a private jet in the thumbnail, they should have put a recently purchased single family home in Seattle.
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CARTOONS OF THE DAY 🫤
(Cartoonists are rallying around @anntelnaes.bsky.social as she leaves the @washingtonpost.com )
(Cartoonists are rallying around @anntelnaes.bsky.social as she leaves the @washingtonpost.com )
January 6, 2025 at 2:38 PM
CARTOONS OF THE DAY 🫤
(Cartoonists are rallying around @anntelnaes.bsky.social as she leaves the @washingtonpost.com )
(Cartoonists are rallying around @anntelnaes.bsky.social as she leaves the @washingtonpost.com )
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I party like a rock star, specifically the part where Axl Rose says "oh, won't you please take me home"
January 7, 2025 at 12:08 AM
I party like a rock star, specifically the part where Axl Rose says "oh, won't you please take me home"
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Gotta love how the editors at the Post thought they would protect their tycoon owner by killing a cartoon... instead they made it go viral
I have now seen the Ann Telnaes cartoon of Jeff Bezos's supplication before Donald Trump more often today than I've seen any other cartoon during the entire rest of the year.
So, well played, Washington Post.
So, well played, Washington Post.
January 5, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Gotta love how the editors at the Post thought they would protect their tycoon owner by killing a cartoon... instead they made it go viral
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After extensive review, France has established very positive gender affirming care guidelines, and they’ve rejected the highly politicized Cass Report as simply false.
www.lgbtqnation.com/2024/12/new-...
www.lgbtqnation.com/2024/12/new-...
New French guidelines show doctors overwhelmingly support gender-affirming care - LGBTQ Nation
The medical guidelines contradict numerous conclusions from the UK's infamous Cass Review.
www.lgbtqnation.com
January 5, 2025 at 8:43 PM
After extensive review, France has established very positive gender affirming care guidelines, and they’ve rejected the highly politicized Cass Report as simply false.
www.lgbtqnation.com/2024/12/new-...
www.lgbtqnation.com/2024/12/new-...
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"oh, you like that band? name three of their songs!"
buddy thats not how it works. the bands name their own songs
buddy thats not how it works. the bands name their own songs
January 2, 2025 at 10:01 PM
"oh, you like that band? name three of their songs!"
buddy thats not how it works. the bands name their own songs
buddy thats not how it works. the bands name their own songs
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my biggest 2024 breakthrough: discovering that scarecrows aren't real. crops are just SO much easier to steal now. i used to pull up one or two turnips and run off, but i'm not scared anymore. the only challenge ahead of me in 2025 is to keep from eating so many turnips i give myself a stomach ache
January 2, 2025 at 9:57 PM
my biggest 2024 breakthrough: discovering that scarecrows aren't real. crops are just SO much easier to steal now. i used to pull up one or two turnips and run off, but i'm not scared anymore. the only challenge ahead of me in 2025 is to keep from eating so many turnips i give myself a stomach ache
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The core far-right conspiracy theory about January 6 has for years been that law enforcement set the Proud Boys up. What do you know? It was exactly the opposite. Law enforcement was in fact trying to help them. As ever, take whatever the far right is saying, reverse it, and you have actual reality.
An ex-Washington police officer is convicted of lying about leaks to the Proud Boys leader | CNN Politics
A retired police officer in the nation’s capital was convicted Monday of lying to authorities about leaking confidential information to the leader of the Proud Boys extremist group.
www.cnn.com
December 24, 2024 at 4:12 AM
The core far-right conspiracy theory about January 6 has for years been that law enforcement set the Proud Boys up. What do you know? It was exactly the opposite. Law enforcement was in fact trying to help them. As ever, take whatever the far right is saying, reverse it, and you have actual reality.
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“Holy infant so tender and mild” will never not be funny, don’t write lyrics when you’re hungry.
December 23, 2024 at 7:17 PM
“Holy infant so tender and mild” will never not be funny, don’t write lyrics when you’re hungry.
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[at restaurant]
THEM: what wine do you think pairs best with the moroccan short rib tagine
ME: idk ask the some liar
THEM: the some…you mean the sommelier?
ME: [through a mouthful of bread] yeah some liar who lies about wine
THEM: what wine do you think pairs best with the moroccan short rib tagine
ME: idk ask the some liar
THEM: the some…you mean the sommelier?
ME: [through a mouthful of bread] yeah some liar who lies about wine
December 23, 2024 at 2:48 PM
[at restaurant]
THEM: what wine do you think pairs best with the moroccan short rib tagine
ME: idk ask the some liar
THEM: the some…you mean the sommelier?
ME: [through a mouthful of bread] yeah some liar who lies about wine
THEM: what wine do you think pairs best with the moroccan short rib tagine
ME: idk ask the some liar
THEM: the some…you mean the sommelier?
ME: [through a mouthful of bread] yeah some liar who lies about wine