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@cavalryghost.bsky.social

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Space cowboy and/or Gangster of Love. Gen-X, cis man, he/him, polyam/kinky. Twin Cities, MN. CavalryGhost on Fetlife. Also Discord, if you would like to chat with me. This is a sex- and nudity- positive space, FYI, so I interact with spicy accounts.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 12h

Trump Touts Productive Call With Putin About Ballroom Sconces https://theonion.com/trump-touts-productive-call-with-putin-about-ballroom-sconces/

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Nathan Goldwag @goldwagnathan.bsky.social · 16h

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Ghost @cavalryghost.bsky.social · 12h

John McCain was complicated but he used to make the joke that Russia was a gas station masquerading as a country. Well. What comes around goes around, doesn't it?

Ghost @cavalryghost.bsky.social · 21h

The entire leadership structure of that prison should be charged with murder.

After all, if you're AROUND when your buddy commits murder, you get charged too. That's how it works for the unwashed masses.

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Ghost @cavalryghost.bsky.social · 1d

I don't really like horror, but horror-comedy can be a lot of fun. I'm going to watch Evil Dead II probably today, it is on HBO I think.

Ghost @cavalryghost.bsky.social · 1d

Okay, about what I expected?

It WAS genuinely creepy, I feel, despite the camp. That slow pan around the basement while Ash is standing there with the lantern? My skin was trying to crawl off my body.

Ghost @cavalryghost.bsky.social · 1d

I would love to see everyone involved with this entirely lose their shirts, along with their dignity.

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༺ƊǗƝƓĘƠΝƁÏƬƇΗ🌙🦇.𖥔 ݁ ˖ @dungeonbitch.bsky.social · 1d

Very festively named jack-o'-lantern mushie!

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The Onion @theonion.com · 1d

Addition Of Ketchup Factored Into Calculation Of French Fry’s Final Temperature https://theonion.com/addition-of-ketchup-factored-into-calculation-of-french-1819580019/

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The Onion @theonion.com · 1d

Man Dies After Secret 4-Year Battle With Gorilla https://theonion.com/man-dies-after-secret-4-year-battle-with-gorilla-1819571099/

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Ghost @cavalryghost.bsky.social · 1d

I'm a big Army of Darkness fan but it was the first of these I'd seen.

It's kinda cool to see Ash's arc from NPC in his own party to battle-hardened (and severely traumatized) level 12 fighter.

Ghost @cavalryghost.bsky.social · 1d

I see what you did there

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Daughter of the Thirst House but spooky 👻 @allycatraz.bsky.social · 1d

Find someone who looks at you the way Martok looks at Sirella.

He would kill for her. He would die for her. Either way, what bliss.

Will BOO-rows 🖖🍞🥀 @reforest-kelley.bsky.social · 1d

Martok however *is* Gomez Addams

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Zach Dorfman @zachsdorfman.bsky.social · 1d

By the way, if you think I’m overstating things, the U.S. once had to tear down the entire embassy chancery in Moscow, and rebuild it (for a cool quarter-billion or so) because the place was bugged to hell.

Zach Dorfman @zachsdorfman.bsky.social · 1d

Listen: covert supply chain intervention concerns regarding implantation of listening devices in, say, new buildings in US military bases in Guam are considered really serious. And this is the WHITE HOUSE. Has there been vetting of vendors? Contractors and subcontractors? All labor? We don’t know!

Secretary of Defense Rock @sodrock.bsky.social · 1d

Isn’t the presidential bunker on that side? Because I can’t even imagine the potential CI issues

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ana street rat @uldahstreetrat.bsky.social · 1d

"Oxford commas are a sign you write with ai" I will find such a unique way to rip out your spine that they'll make a movie about it

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 1d

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Ghost @cavalryghost.bsky.social · 1d

Okay, this blonde dude deserves whatever is yet to happen to him

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It’s Julie. Dr. Tilsen, if you’re nasty. @queeringtherapist.bsky.social · 1d

Smells like Fetterman

Zeteo @zeteo.com · 1d

Despite a Nazi tattoo scandal and a problematic internet history, progressive Maine Senate candidate Graham Planter isn’t dropping out of the race, and he’s still in the lead. He sits down to address it all with @andrewperez.bsky.social.

Read the full story here: zeteo.com/p/graham-pla...

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Ghost @cavalryghost.bsky.social · 1d

Omg, already losing it at 1981 Bruce Campbell

Ghost @cavalryghost.bsky.social · 1d

I've never seen The Evil Dead.

So it's on Paramount+ and I'm stoned, let's do this.

Ghost @cavalryghost.bsky.social · 1d

Omg look at him

LittleKuriboh @littlekuriboh.bsky.social · 1d

Pepper’s still wakin up this afternoon

Pepper our cat in my lap with his eyes half closed

Ghost @cavalryghost.bsky.social · 1d

We better not ever see a heist flick where the thieves escape with a MIL-SPEC HIGH TENSION WEAPONS-GRADE ZIPLINE again. Viewers would snort in derision on their premature way to the exit.

Brian Floyd @brianmfloyd.bsky.social · 1d

cannot stop laughing at the louvre heist escape video as they’re slowly lowered down the ladder in a bucket

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Seven of Sixty Nine @internetperson69.bsky.social · 1d

Two panels of screenshots from Star Trek TNG. In the first panel, Dr Beverly Crusher is alone on the bridge of the Enterprise with a puzzled expression as she says: "If there's nothing wrong with me..." And then in the second panel she sits down at the helm and puts her hands on her knees as she continues: "maybe there's something wrong with the universe."

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Ghost @cavalryghost.bsky.social · 1d

Why am I like this at 6am