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protein strawberry you are dead to me. traitor pastry
December 28, 2025 at 12:28 AM
protein strawberry you are dead to me. traitor pastry
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the grinch brand has absolutely eaten shit everywhere it’s popped up this year. the kid is saying grinchy holidays to me? just by association because she’s in the grinch? go fuck yourself
December 27, 2025 at 7:59 PM
the grinch brand has absolutely eaten shit everywhere it’s popped up this year. the kid is saying grinchy holidays to me? just by association because she’s in the grinch? go fuck yourself
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if the amen doth break, jungle it make
if you kick then snare, you got dnb there
if you kick then snare, you got dnb there
November 5, 2024 at 2:59 AM
if the amen doth break, jungle it make
if you kick then snare, you got dnb there
if you kick then snare, you got dnb there
i care about nothing today other than what flavor of pop tart gets sacrificed
December 27, 2025 at 8:05 PM
i care about nothing today other than what flavor of pop tart gets sacrificed
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Y’all might not appreciate it, but it took him 87 moves and 14 hours to get here
December 26, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Y’all might not appreciate it, but it took him 87 moves and 14 hours to get here
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why does the oven say piss…
December 27, 2025 at 2:13 AM
why does the oven say piss…
i dont think ive ever eaten a little caesars pizza or anything else from that store for that matter
December 26, 2025 at 10:18 PM
i dont think ive ever eaten a little caesars pizza or anything else from that store for that matter
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you there boy, what bullshit is this
December 25, 2025 at 5:30 AM
you there boy, what bullshit is this
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i was walking through the kitchen just in time to see a bottle of vinaigrette inexplicably flip forward off the shelf and land on the floor and explode. i don’t care about poltergeists as much as i do how annoying it is to clean vinaigrette up
December 25, 2025 at 6:03 PM
i was walking through the kitchen just in time to see a bottle of vinaigrette inexplicably flip forward off the shelf and land on the floor and explode. i don’t care about poltergeists as much as i do how annoying it is to clean vinaigrette up
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Day 12 of #DBZmas!
Happy Holidays to all who celebrate! It is a special time of the year where we cherish those we love.
I hope you are having a jolly good time with those special to you! I sure am.
Happy Holidays to all who celebrate! It is a special time of the year where we cherish those we love.
I hope you are having a jolly good time with those special to you! I sure am.
December 25, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Day 12 of #DBZmas!
Happy Holidays to all who celebrate! It is a special time of the year where we cherish those we love.
I hope you are having a jolly good time with those special to you! I sure am.
Happy Holidays to all who celebrate! It is a special time of the year where we cherish those we love.
I hope you are having a jolly good time with those special to you! I sure am.
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trying to convince my friend that there really was a nintendo DS launch title called “Penn & Teller’s Shithead Basketball”
October 17, 2024 at 8:43 PM
trying to convince my friend that there really was a nintendo DS launch title called “Penn & Teller’s Shithead Basketball”
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bringing the tradition to bsky
December 25, 2023 at 3:55 AM
bringing the tradition to bsky
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you actually do not “need to” string up your cat in usb christmas lights plugged into a power bank. this does not create a “christmas kitty” no matter how many ai generated instruction videos your aunt texts you. trying to make “feline navidad” is suboptimal for both electronics and creature
December 24, 2025 at 7:12 AM
you actually do not “need to” string up your cat in usb christmas lights plugged into a power bank. this does not create a “christmas kitty” no matter how many ai generated instruction videos your aunt texts you. trying to make “feline navidad” is suboptimal for both electronics and creature
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when you hear the fridge open and see them reaching for the kraft singles
December 23, 2025 at 7:27 PM
when you hear the fridge open and see them reaching for the kraft singles
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In Mario Party Superstars, the "endless mode" of Hot Rope Jump is not actually endless, and will play an ending scene after reaching 9999 jumps. This takes 3 hours of continuous flawless play, making this the longest Mario Party series minigame with a definite ending.
December 23, 2025 at 6:21 PM
In Mario Party Superstars, the "endless mode" of Hot Rope Jump is not actually endless, and will play an ending scene after reaching 9999 jumps. This takes 3 hours of continuous flawless play, making this the longest Mario Party series minigame with a definite ending.
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Day 10 of #DBZmas!
Uhhh... Today's a special request from a special someone! During such a special time of the year, why not celebrate something truly uh perfect? .... . .-.. .--.
Who's your favorite Cell?
Uhhh... Today's a special request from a special someone! During such a special time of the year, why not celebrate something truly uh perfect? .... . .-.. .--.
Who's your favorite Cell?
December 23, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Day 10 of #DBZmas!
Uhhh... Today's a special request from a special someone! During such a special time of the year, why not celebrate something truly uh perfect? .... . .-.. .--.
Who's your favorite Cell?
Uhhh... Today's a special request from a special someone! During such a special time of the year, why not celebrate something truly uh perfect? .... . .-.. .--.
Who's your favorite Cell?
tim, sundar, when i ask siri for the 12” version of rod stewart’s passion on youtube music, i want the god damn 12” version. i need all 7 minutes and 30 seconds of passion.
December 23, 2025 at 2:53 PM
tim, sundar, when i ask siri for the 12” version of rod stewart’s passion on youtube music, i want the god damn 12” version. i need all 7 minutes and 30 seconds of passion.
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Gregg Mayles has just unveiled the full plan of Stop ‘N’ Swop, and its glorious!
December 22, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Gregg Mayles has just unveiled the full plan of Stop ‘N’ Swop, and its glorious!
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From the 1966 Sunset Magazine “Sunset Cook Book of Breads”
December 23, 2025 at 1:05 AM
From the 1966 Sunset Magazine “Sunset Cook Book of Breads”