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We got more Halloween costume pitches in our inbox. We'll let them down easy...
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I'm so mad that this was actually just Saruman what the fuck this was supposed to be an off-brand wizard
I FOUND THE BOOK WITH THE ORB
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There's a hole in the bottom of the trashcan and he grows underground like a big green ginger root. Jim Henson confided that in me before he died.
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is it secret. is it safe. ohhh you’ve fucked me on this frodo. they are going to have my ass. i can’t lose this job
alright hold on. when the joker dehydrated the united nations, why is everyone’s dust bright neon colors
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Happy birthday Cow Tools! Here’s Gary Larson explaining how it made him “want to crawl into a hole somewhere and die”
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i want america to be this crazy about literacy
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Kudos to the guy in my fantasy football league who chose the team name explicitly to set up this joke
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LUCASARTS PRESENTS
Columbo in:
SCUMM of the Earth
#pixelart
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polymarket has partnered with chan zuckerberg hospital for new maternity program where fathers can bet on whether the child is born head or foot first, stillborn etc. winners get reduced hospital fee, loser babies go up for auction the next day on a metaverse storefront
men fear the labubu because there is an innate recognition that those are dick splitting teeth and i do not want my junk destroyed by the creature
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I just want a fuckign cupcake man
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Bare minimum for holding a conversation:CHiPs, Banjo, Punch, Batmantis, Hungry, Fire Drill, Urges, Switcheroo, Jacksonville, Edelweiss, Mayonnaise, Brilliant Number One, Piledriver, Lawsuit, Warren, Chambraigne, Snatch, Kentucky Knightmare, Knifin Around, Flipmode, In Memory of Elizabeth Reed,Dreams
going to go out on a limb and imagine this guy's not actually very good at conversations
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“how is ur cookies sunny side up”
The photo:

The comments you will laugh at:
thought it was kinda weird that everyone was so into this stuff but i went along with it. turns out i’ve been going to ScatGPT the past 3 years. whoops!
dual wielding the ketchup and mayo titties onto my fries while making phbhbphpbphpht noises
I have been traveling and today I present to you...the thing I saw in the Frankfurt airport.

Is it efficient? Undeniably. Does it probably work better than the normal way? Oh certainly. Produce less of a mess? Probably?

But the existence of Condiment Udders gives me a deep, aghast disquiet.
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It has been a, uh, difficult week but I have not laughed louder and harder at something in a very long time than at this.
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Spot The Chunk Loading
'Jet Moto'
PlayStation
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