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There she is, Bob. Brains!
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without exaggerating:
discovering this at the age of 16 and laughing so hard that I had to find out where the photos came from, discovering Something Awful in the process, was arguably more formative towards the person I grew into as an adult than going to college it's in entirety
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discovering this at the age of 16 and laughing so hard that I had to find out where the photos came from, discovering Something Awful in the process, was arguably more formative towards the person I grew into as an adult than going to college it's in entirety
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25 years ago today, ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US began its worldwide invasion on @newgrounds.com.
February 17, 2026 at 1:37 AM
without exaggerating:
discovering this at the age of 16 and laughing so hard that I had to find out where the photos came from, discovering Something Awful in the process, was arguably more formative towards the person I grew into as an adult than going to college it's in entirety
:unsmith:
discovering this at the age of 16 and laughing so hard that I had to find out where the photos came from, discovering Something Awful in the process, was arguably more formative towards the person I grew into as an adult than going to college it's in entirety
:unsmith:
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i think if you're hitting rock bottom and reviewing fast food in your car on youtube you shouldnt take the tomatoes and pickles and shit off of it. because now youve given up the game and you're not reviewing the food. you're just eating your lunch and talking to yourself on cam
February 16, 2026 at 4:02 AM
i think if you're hitting rock bottom and reviewing fast food in your car on youtube you shouldnt take the tomatoes and pickles and shit off of it. because now youve given up the game and you're not reviewing the food. you're just eating your lunch and talking to yourself on cam
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do you think there's a mandela effect where people insist it's spelled mandala effect?
February 15, 2026 at 1:19 AM
do you think there's a mandela effect where people insist it's spelled mandala effect?
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Told me he was in the booth telling the ADV guys “yeah this cannot be right, why the hell would Drebin know this and why the hell does Snake need to know this?” and being told “Hand to God Kojima wrote this”. Was lovely meeting him, great guy
February 14, 2026 at 1:07 PM
Told me he was in the booth telling the ADV guys “yeah this cannot be right, why the hell would Drebin know this and why the hell does Snake need to know this?” and being told “Hand to God Kojima wrote this”. Was lovely meeting him, great guy
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I met Khary Payton, Drebins’ voice actor at a con and someone had asked about how it was working on MGS4, if there was any standout moments to him he remembered.
He then began to describe being given Laughing Octopus’s backstory and genuinely thought he was being pranked.
He then began to describe being given Laughing Octopus’s backstory and genuinely thought he was being pranked.
With more people getting the opportunity to play Metal Gear Solid 4, it means more people will understand one of my favorite posts online
February 14, 2026 at 1:06 PM
I met Khary Payton, Drebins’ voice actor at a con and someone had asked about how it was working on MGS4, if there was any standout moments to him he remembered.
He then began to describe being given Laughing Octopus’s backstory and genuinely thought he was being pranked.
He then began to describe being given Laughing Octopus’s backstory and genuinely thought he was being pranked.
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This is blackout poetry to me
February 14, 2026 at 2:26 PM
This is blackout poetry to me
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i hit play fully expecting it to turn into the mac and me clip
This is your regular reminder that in the year 2000, Paul Rudd, with frosted tips, appeared in the Hong Kong film GEN-Y COPS as a bad guy (kinda). In the movie, he does martial arts, fights a robot, and, most shocking of all, does an entire scene in Cantonese.
February 13, 2026 at 4:24 AM
i hit play fully expecting it to turn into the mac and me clip
gen alpha electroswing, where instead of the 20s and 30s it's the california sound and the british invasion. they can call it electro'67
February 13, 2026 at 2:45 AM
gen alpha electroswing, where instead of the 20s and 30s it's the california sound and the british invasion. they can call it electro'67
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A username I will never forget for as long as I live is "shota through the heart, and yuri to blame"
February 12, 2026 at 4:44 PM
A username I will never forget for as long as I live is "shota through the heart, and yuri to blame"
bring back the footlong beef n cheesy
February 12, 2026 at 5:57 PM
bring back the footlong beef n cheesy
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"Top Assitarian Staples,” include “Bananas (firm, not overripe; peeled).”
RFK Jr's Nutrition Chatbot Recommends Best Foods to Insert Into Your Rectum
"Top Assitarian Staples,” include “Bananas (firm, not overripe; peeled).”
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February 10, 2026 at 10:15 PM
"Top Assitarian Staples,” include “Bananas (firm, not overripe; peeled).”
had the spaghetti dream again
February 11, 2026 at 3:18 AM
had the spaghetti dream again
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Hey, excited to introduce myself. I’m the guy at YouTube who set it up so when you watch a video labelled “Episode 8” the next video to play is “Episode 11.” I get paid $200,000 a year and my children don’t talk to me
February 10, 2026 at 11:31 AM
Hey, excited to introduce myself. I’m the guy at YouTube who set it up so when you watch a video labelled “Episode 8” the next video to play is “Episode 11.” I get paid $200,000 a year and my children don’t talk to me
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imagine being this beloved online and throwing it all away to do a crypto ad. absolutely pathetic lol
February 9, 2026 at 3:11 AM
imagine being this beloved online and throwing it all away to do a crypto ad. absolutely pathetic lol
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I never noticed this either.
February 8, 2026 at 7:09 PM
I never noticed this either.
sometimes i wonder if my last major accomplishment was 10 years ago when i compressed vince.gif so hard i could upload it as a slack emoji
February 7, 2026 at 11:11 PM
sometimes i wonder if my last major accomplishment was 10 years ago when i compressed vince.gif so hard i could upload it as a slack emoji
it’s all fun and games until we find out hybe’s debuting her later this year
February 7, 2026 at 5:46 PM
it’s all fun and games until we find out hybe’s debuting her later this year
went to the weather sites to check out the dangling of the arctic scrote and decided this clickbait needed a new picture
February 7, 2026 at 3:30 AM
went to the weather sites to check out the dangling of the arctic scrote and decided this clickbait needed a new picture
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I heard a loud thump and found this:
February 5, 2026 at 11:37 PM
I heard a loud thump and found this:
as the person who did all the shit with the stuff or whatever, it was an honor to play God with the cast of my favorite movie, “Don’t Play God”
The bizarre, de-aged Jurassic Park ad is another example of doing something because you could and not because you should. aftermath.site/jurassic-park-...
February 6, 2026 at 6:19 PM
as the person who did all the shit with the stuff or whatever, it was an honor to play God with the cast of my favorite movie, “Don’t Play God”