chardenia
@charwhitewater.bsky.social
26 | she/they | 🏳️⚧️ | 🔞 mdni | free palestine 🇵🇸
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HARD BOILED DETECTIVE: another cruel sunrise over the city of the damned. another corpse. another widow. another cup of black coffee to drag my sorry ass back to life- *sputtering*
ME: do you like it? it's an ethiopian washed process single origin
DETECTIVE:
ME: are you getting apricot notes
ME: do you like it? it's an ethiopian washed process single origin
DETECTIVE:
ME: are you getting apricot notes
December 16, 2025 at 12:32 PM
HARD BOILED DETECTIVE: another cruel sunrise over the city of the damned. another corpse. another widow. another cup of black coffee to drag my sorry ass back to life- *sputtering*
ME: do you like it? it's an ethiopian washed process single origin
DETECTIVE:
ME: are you getting apricot notes
ME: do you like it? it's an ethiopian washed process single origin
DETECTIVE:
ME: are you getting apricot notes
i'm like the sisyphus of eating pussy
December 16, 2025 at 1:45 PM
i'm like the sisyphus of eating pussy
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THEY'VE PUT ME ON THE POCKETSTATION COOP. I'M BEING RENDERED IN A 32 BY 32 GRID OF MONOCHROME PIXELS. THE BOYS BACK AT QUANTICO SAID THEY'RE GOING TO RELOCATE ME TO A "DOKO DEMO ISSYO" UNTIL THEY CAN GET THIS STRAIGHTENED OUT.
December 13, 2025 at 9:24 PM
THEY'VE PUT ME ON THE POCKETSTATION COOP. I'M BEING RENDERED IN A 32 BY 32 GRID OF MONOCHROME PIXELS. THE BOYS BACK AT QUANTICO SAID THEY'RE GOING TO RELOCATE ME TO A "DOKO DEMO ISSYO" UNTIL THEY CAN GET THIS STRAIGHTENED OUT.
i'm sorry how many previous expeditions?
December 13, 2025 at 2:34 AM
i'm sorry how many previous expeditions?
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Bluesky staff sitting silently around a whiteboard that reads "make it fun for Mark Cuban - HOW?"
December 12, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Bluesky staff sitting silently around a whiteboard that reads "make it fun for Mark Cuban - HOW?"
i won't stand for expedition 33 slander, idc if the game is that good or not but it made everyone shut up about persona 5 and for that its my goty
December 12, 2025 at 6:09 AM
i won't stand for expedition 33 slander, idc if the game is that good or not but it made everyone shut up about persona 5 and for that its my goty
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i think if aliens abducted me i would say AAAAAHHHHHHH AAAAAHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHH AAAAHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHH
December 12, 2025 at 4:48 AM
i think if aliens abducted me i would say AAAAAHHHHHHH AAAAAHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHH AAAAHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHH
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really funny to see someone refer to a metroid game as "a metroidvania." oh word?
December 5, 2025 at 2:42 AM
really funny to see someone refer to a metroid game as "a metroidvania." oh word?
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Building muscle is mostly about diet. If you want to get big you have to eat other people at the gym
December 4, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Building muscle is mostly about diet. If you want to get big you have to eat other people at the gym
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WHY QUESADILLA HOT. WHY CANT EAT QUESADILLA STRAIGHT FROM PAN
December 3, 2025 at 5:49 AM
WHY QUESADILLA HOT. WHY CANT EAT QUESADILLA STRAIGHT FROM PAN
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Was reminded of my very favorite tweet of all time today:
December 2, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Was reminded of my very favorite tweet of all time today:
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the holiday season is great because nothing ever goes right and you cry and you cry
December 3, 2025 at 5:55 AM
the holiday season is great because nothing ever goes right and you cry and you cry
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what are some good groceries to buy as a beginner
November 22, 2025 at 1:29 AM
what are some good groceries to buy as a beginner
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finally beat silksong, what an exceptional game oh my goodness
well worth the wait, vast majority of the experience was absolute bliss
what a wonderful, wonderful game
well worth the wait, vast majority of the experience was absolute bliss
what a wonderful, wonderful game
November 21, 2025 at 2:27 AM
finally beat silksong, what an exceptional game oh my goodness
well worth the wait, vast majority of the experience was absolute bliss
what a wonderful, wonderful game
well worth the wait, vast majority of the experience was absolute bliss
what a wonderful, wonderful game
i miss having friends to talk to often, whenever someone holds a conversation with me i get emotional now
November 19, 2025 at 2:19 PM
i miss having friends to talk to often, whenever someone holds a conversation with me i get emotional now
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might go out to the desert and get eaten by some kind of creature
November 19, 2025 at 4:57 AM
might go out to the desert and get eaten by some kind of creature
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expedition 33 is going to win every single category at the geoff keighley game awards, but dont let that fool you, its not actually that bad
November 17, 2025 at 7:10 PM
expedition 33 is going to win every single category at the geoff keighley game awards, but dont let that fool you, its not actually that bad
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there’s a new charmin commercial where the teenage daughter of the shitting bear family is an influencer reviewing charmin for her channel or whatever. i don’t approve of this. why can’t the shitting bear child be a surgeon. or a celebrated academic
November 17, 2025 at 2:09 AM
there’s a new charmin commercial where the teenage daughter of the shitting bear family is an influencer reviewing charmin for her channel or whatever. i don’t approve of this. why can’t the shitting bear child be a surgeon. or a celebrated academic
bad thoughts are back, can't sleep
November 17, 2025 at 3:41 PM
bad thoughts are back, can't sleep
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It used to be so much easier on the internet. You’d have a video of a dramatic chipmunk and everyone would agree it was perfect but then you could add a little lightsaber to him and everyone would go huzzah now the text is even richer
November 17, 2025 at 1:10 PM
It used to be so much easier on the internet. You’d have a video of a dramatic chipmunk and everyone would agree it was perfect but then you could add a little lightsaber to him and everyone would go huzzah now the text is even richer
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Whats cool about computer games is finding interesting places to go
November 12, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Whats cool about computer games is finding interesting places to go