Chase
@chaseperrin.bsky.social
In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
Opinions mine. he/him
Opinions mine. he/him
Worth a try!
my plan to get this country back on track consists of one bullet point: i propose we stop pretending stupid people arent stupid just because theyre loud and theres a lot of them
January 3, 2026 at 5:27 PM
Worth a try!
Embarrassed to be American some days. Today is one.
January 3, 2026 at 5:12 PM
Embarrassed to be American some days. Today is one.
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Warrior Dividend
He's buying the military
They're young and they'll fight for him
They're going to turn on real Americans
Talk about it outloud before MAGA kills your family
He's buying the military
They're young and they'll fight for him
They're going to turn on real Americans
Talk about it outloud before MAGA kills your family
a woman says this isn 't a joke in front of a purple background
ALT: a woman says this isn 't a joke in front of a purple background
media.tenor.com
December 18, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Warrior Dividend
He's buying the military
They're young and they'll fight for him
They're going to turn on real Americans
Talk about it outloud before MAGA kills your family
He's buying the military
They're young and they'll fight for him
They're going to turn on real Americans
Talk about it outloud before MAGA kills your family
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it is by no means uncommon to see the needles in the compasses, at intervals, go round and round
December 15, 2025 at 7:47 AM
it is by no means uncommon to see the needles in the compasses, at intervals, go round and round
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What a horrifying weekend of news. Too much.
December 15, 2025 at 3:30 AM
What a horrifying weekend of news. Too much.
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A massive problem today is the uneven distribution of shame. Some of us are running dedicated on-site shame servers 24/7 while others have no access to shame at all, even though they desperately need it. What we need to do is put shame in the cloud
December 6, 2025 at 2:54 AM
A massive problem today is the uneven distribution of shame. Some of us are running dedicated on-site shame servers 24/7 while others have no access to shame at all, even though they desperately need it. What we need to do is put shame in the cloud
Omniscient narrator: [turning to camera] Well, friends. It turned out the journalists covering the president were doing their jobs—helping stroke the ego of their billionaire owner. Turns out, that’s just not the the job they needed to be doing. In fact, far from it. Let’s see what happens…”
I'm sorry, but if the president calling people the r-word and threatening to revoke people's citizenship and eject every single immigrant from the country isn't the top story in the country on a permanent basis, journalists aren't doing their jobs.
November 28, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Omniscient narrator: [turning to camera] Well, friends. It turned out the journalists covering the president were doing their jobs—helping stroke the ego of their billionaire owner. Turns out, that’s just not the the job they needed to be doing. In fact, far from it. Let’s see what happens…”
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When I realized that I’m like the god of my gut microbiome, I started eating in mysterious ways
November 25, 2025 at 3:06 AM
When I realized that I’m like the god of my gut microbiome, I started eating in mysterious ways
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Omg so beautiful you guys
November 12, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Omg so beautiful you guys
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It was one thing when Costco had Christmas stuff; I get the different timeline with a warehouse store...
It was a bit much when Target started slow rolling Christmas stuff out a couple weeks ago...
But, it's a bridge too far to have a Christmas song in my Spotify Release Radar... ON HALLOWEEN!! 🎃🤬
It was a bit much when Target started slow rolling Christmas stuff out a couple weeks ago...
But, it's a bridge too far to have a Christmas song in my Spotify Release Radar... ON HALLOWEEN!! 🎃🤬
October 31, 2025 at 4:25 PM
It was one thing when Costco had Christmas stuff; I get the different timeline with a warehouse store...
It was a bit much when Target started slow rolling Christmas stuff out a couple weeks ago...
But, it's a bridge too far to have a Christmas song in my Spotify Release Radar... ON HALLOWEEN!! 🎃🤬
It was a bit much when Target started slow rolling Christmas stuff out a couple weeks ago...
But, it's a bridge too far to have a Christmas song in my Spotify Release Radar... ON HALLOWEEN!! 🎃🤬
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Mars was the Roman god of war.
That’s why we say ‘martial arts,' ‘martial law,' and 'court martial.'
Marshall was the Roman god of designer fashion at discount prices.
That’s why we have Marshall’s.
That’s why we say ‘martial arts,' ‘martial law,' and 'court martial.'
Marshall was the Roman god of designer fashion at discount prices.
That’s why we have Marshall’s.
October 7, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Mars was the Roman god of war.
That’s why we say ‘martial arts,' ‘martial law,' and 'court martial.'
Marshall was the Roman god of designer fashion at discount prices.
That’s why we have Marshall’s.
That’s why we say ‘martial arts,' ‘martial law,' and 'court martial.'
Marshall was the Roman god of designer fashion at discount prices.
That’s why we have Marshall’s.
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Kimmel: "This show is not important. What is important is that we get to live in a country that allows us to have a show like this."
September 24, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Kimmel: "This show is not important. What is important is that we get to live in a country that allows us to have a show like this."
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Disney learned nothing from Andor.
September 18, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Disney learned nothing from Andor.
The phrase “When children die as they pray” should fucking break you.
“Do not offer thoughts and prayers as you systemically enable such tragedies. Do not claim prayers are sufficient when children die as they pray. Do not pretend you do not understand.”
— Lydia, 16, Minneapolis
— Lydia, 16, Minneapolis
August 29, 2025 at 2:59 AM
The phrase “When children die as they pray” should fucking break you.
It’s time to expand the house, maybe with multi member districts, and think about how to make the senate more equitable. Representatives have way too many constituents.
california’s population is larger than at least a dozen red states *combined* so if we’re playing the “we deserve more representation” game give us our 500 senators
Texas Lt Gov Dan Patrick: "We're a red state. We deserve more representation."
August 9, 2025 at 2:16 AM
It’s time to expand the house, maybe with multi member districts, and think about how to make the senate more equitable. Representatives have way too many constituents.
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The thing about PBS is that LeVar Burton was to me what MrBeast is to kids today.
August 2, 2025 at 2:04 AM
The thing about PBS is that LeVar Burton was to me what MrBeast is to kids today.
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bro this sucks. what i once suspected to be passion might in fact be madness
October 28, 2024 at 9:42 PM
bro this sucks. what i once suspected to be passion might in fact be madness
Hey @democrats.org… here’s your messaging. Beat this drum.
July 30, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Hey @democrats.org… here’s your messaging. Beat this drum.
So, um, who did he pay for an endorsement!? It’s clear he is, again, projecting and telling on himself. Two bud lights probably bought Kid Rock.
Trump calls for the prosecution of Beyoncé, Oprah, Al Sharpton, and Kamala Harris:
July 27, 2025 at 3:07 AM
So, um, who did he pay for an endorsement!? It’s clear he is, again, projecting and telling on himself. Two bud lights probably bought Kid Rock.
My answer to the @MuckRack Daily trivia question: That'd be Pheasant Island which flip/flops between France and Spain. It's a little less fun and a lot more formal than the island sharing of Hans Island between Canada and Denmark, and their trading of boozy gifts.
July 23, 2025 at 5:08 PM
My answer to the @MuckRack Daily trivia question: That'd be Pheasant Island which flip/flops between France and Spain. It's a little less fun and a lot more formal than the island sharing of Hans Island between Canada and Denmark, and their trading of boozy gifts.