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Chef Diogenes

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Chef Diogenes @chefdiogenes.bsky.social · Sep 16

I'm tired of being ordinary, #WrestleSky🤼

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Chef Diogenes @chefdiogenes.bsky.social · 4h

I have glasses that block that shit, they can suck me

Chef Diogenes @chefdiogenes.bsky.social · 4h

Usha Vance contributed to heritage, don't paint her as some innocent. She's the one pulling his strings

Chef Diogenes @chefdiogenes.bsky.social · 7h

You can just copy and paste for alt text

Chef Diogenes @chefdiogenes.bsky.social · 8h

Your best friend is a Nazi bud. Guess what that makes you?

Chef Diogenes @chefdiogenes.bsky.social · 10h

I love Halloween, especially if you take everything literally.

I just saw an old timey robber unloading the cash from a lottery machine and a piece of pizza made my coffee.

Chef Diogenes @chefdiogenes.bsky.social · 23h

Well that's incredibly disingenuous

Chef Diogenes @chefdiogenes.bsky.social · 1d

We have been. You've been ignoring it.

Chef Diogenes @chefdiogenes.bsky.social · 1d

Homie

We don't want a Nazi

Chef Diogenes @chefdiogenes.bsky.social · 1d

Jan 6th was the beer hall putsch

Chef Diogenes @chefdiogenes.bsky.social · 1d

@hangmanpage.bsky.social

OH MY GOD MY FINGER SLIPPED

Chef Diogenes @chefdiogenes.bsky.social · 1d

NYC needs Zohran to get a dominant win, and Sliwa to humiliate Cuomo for second place.

Sliwa probably thinks that'll make him deputy mayor

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Luv 💜 @luvamistoole.bsky.social · 2d

With SNAP/EBT cuts looming I highly recommend downloading this app! Basically restaurants and other food businesses will have available bags of random food they don’t wanna waste for ppl to buy for hella cheap! This has saved me sooooo many times when I only have $5 and need some food.

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Chef Diogenes @chefdiogenes.bsky.social · 2d

Alright tooth fairy how many teeth you need to give me a food truck

Follow-up do they have to be my teeth

Chef Diogenes @chefdiogenes.bsky.social · 2d

It's classism - mayo is a poor people condiment, and that's what rich people think the Midwest is full of.

Faine Greenwood @faineg.bsky.social · 3d

it is also just simply totally inaccurate that only white midwestern americans like mayo

far as i can tell from traveling internationally a lot - the whole world, it loves mayonnaise.

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Chef Diogenes @chefdiogenes.bsky.social · 2d

My family was in the first batch of folk that became the PA Dutch and I've had PLENTY of aunts and uncles that I wasn't related to.

Chef Diogenes @chefdiogenes.bsky.social · 2d

Please help if you can. Jamaica is going to be hit HARD and there's gonna be a lot of hungry folk

Nic McConnell @mcconnell.bsky.social · 3d

World Central Kitchen is mobilizing to Jamaica, please consider donating

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Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 2d

Siham Hassan, a former member of Sudan’s Parliament who ran community kitchens to feed the hungry and starving in her hometown of Al-Fashir, was executed by UAE-backed RSF terrorists.

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Chef Diogenes @chefdiogenes.bsky.social · 2d

Very Obama tan suit

Chef Diogenes @chefdiogenes.bsky.social · 2d

The final boss of intern cliches

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Jay @johnathanperk.bsky.social · 3d

Yup. “Free speech” is dead.

That’s what happens when the Rule of Law is eliminated.

Chef Diogenes @chefdiogenes.bsky.social · 3d

I hate that I can't say what I want without the fuckin feds showing up at my door

My blood is boiling

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Chef Diogenes @chefdiogenes.bsky.social · 3d

I hate that I can't say what I want without the fuckin feds showing up at my door

My blood is boiling

Chef Diogenes @chefdiogenes.bsky.social · 3d

Everything sucks

That doesn't mean you have to eat Arby's Steak Bites

You're better than this

Chef Diogenes @chefdiogenes.bsky.social · 3d

Oh shit she blocked me

Chef Diogenes @chefdiogenes.bsky.social · 3d

You know she ain't gonna answer that directly

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