Chef Diogenes
@chefdiogenes.bsky.social
Not Neurodivergent, NeuroDynamic
Make your kitchen ungovernable
Stop washing your chicken
Make your kitchen ungovernable
Stop washing your chicken
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I just did the dumbest thing of my entire career to prove a much more serious point.
I tricked ChatGPT and Google, and made them tell other users I’m a competitive hot-dog-eating world champion
People are using this trick on a massive scale to make AI tell you lies. I’ll explain how I did it
I tricked ChatGPT and Google, and made them tell other users I’m a competitive hot-dog-eating world champion
People are using this trick on a massive scale to make AI tell you lies. I’ll explain how I did it
February 18, 2026 at 4:37 PM
I just did the dumbest thing of my entire career to prove a much more serious point.
I tricked ChatGPT and Google, and made them tell other users I’m a competitive hot-dog-eating world champion
People are using this trick on a massive scale to make AI tell you lies. I’ll explain how I did it
I tricked ChatGPT and Google, and made them tell other users I’m a competitive hot-dog-eating world champion
People are using this trick on a massive scale to make AI tell you lies. I’ll explain how I did it
"I'm ok with posting on the Nazi site that is 90% bots because people on bsky are mean"
but the audience is bigger, the amplification wider, and the pushback at least occasionally is about the substance. Over here it's mostly people who agree with each other getting mad at anyone who doesn't validate the consensus. A group chat with a follow button.
February 18, 2026 at 7:41 PM
"I'm ok with posting on the Nazi site that is 90% bots because people on bsky are mean"
My boss just walked up to me with a whole cooked turkey and asked if I could turn the entire thing into chili.
Like yeah
But like
Where the hell did he get a fully cooked turkey in February? This dude can burn water.
Like yeah
But like
Where the hell did he get a fully cooked turkey in February? This dude can burn water.
February 16, 2026 at 7:36 PM
My boss just walked up to me with a whole cooked turkey and asked if I could turn the entire thing into chili.
Like yeah
But like
Where the hell did he get a fully cooked turkey in February? This dude can burn water.
Like yeah
But like
Where the hell did he get a fully cooked turkey in February? This dude can burn water.
I spent a VERY long time in restaurants. Historically, the worst tippers aren't black folk. If anything, that demo skews towards the higher end. The worst?
Churchfolk.
Churchfolk.
I hadn't heard this shit until now and finding out Platner was all in on "black people don't tip" makes way too much sense. And it's a huge red flag for anyone who works in hospitality because it's not true. Everyone who's worked behind the stick knows who undertips and it's not the black community
February 15, 2026 at 9:02 PM
I spent a VERY long time in restaurants. Historically, the worst tippers aren't black folk. If anything, that demo skews towards the higher end. The worst?
Churchfolk.
Churchfolk.
FUCK IS THAT WHY I LIKE IT
dumb action movies are my guilty pleasure
dumb action movies are my guilty pleasure
The John Wick series is so effective because it fully embodies the three major tenets of dumb guy fantasy: 1. being able to kick anyone’s ass, 2. living by a code of honor, and 3. paying for things with gold coins
February 15, 2026 at 2:46 PM
FUCK IS THAT WHY I LIKE IT
dumb action movies are my guilty pleasure
dumb action movies are my guilty pleasure
We call this Consequences.
February 14, 2026 at 11:21 AM
We call this Consequences.
I had an idea for a business that sold water ice in the summer and cups of soup in the winter. Call it Soup-R-Ice (super ice). Now the feds gotta ruin the word ice for everyone.
February 13, 2026 at 10:19 PM
I had an idea for a business that sold water ice in the summer and cups of soup in the winter. Call it Soup-R-Ice (super ice). Now the feds gotta ruin the word ice for everyone.
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Everything I've learned about that meth head streamer Clavicular has been against my will.
February 12, 2026 at 1:28 PM
Everything I've learned about that meth head streamer Clavicular has been against my will.
OH SHIT I'M THE SAME HEIGHT AS BATMAN
HIGH FIVE
HIGH FIVE
Yeah
6’2”
6’2”
February 11, 2026 at 2:15 AM
OH SHIT I'M THE SAME HEIGHT AS BATMAN
HIGH FIVE
HIGH FIVE
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I think collectively, we at least partially wanted the child at the Super Bowl to be Liam because the little boy on stage looked happy and healthy and our hearts want so badly to think these children can somehow magically recover from the evils our government is doing.
Super Bowl viewers Sunday speculated that 5-year-old Liam Conejo Ramos appeared in the halftime show. In fact, he has been in hiding with his family.
“He can’t sleep well at night. He wakes up three or four times a night screaming, ‘Daddy, Daddy,’” Liam's father Adrian Conejo Arias, said.
“He can’t sleep well at night. He wakes up three or four times a night screaming, ‘Daddy, Daddy,’” Liam's father Adrian Conejo Arias, said.
‘He’s not the same’: Father of Liam Conejo Ramos says 5-year-old continues to suffer
Some people thought they say the 5-year-old during the Super Bowl halftime show. But Liam is still in hiding with his family, after he and his father were detained and then released from a Texas deten...
www.mprnews.org
February 10, 2026 at 1:23 AM
I think collectively, we at least partially wanted the child at the Super Bowl to be Liam because the little boy on stage looked happy and healthy and our hearts want so badly to think these children can somehow magically recover from the evils our government is doing.
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I will always share handmade artwork that I find whimsical and delightful in an attempt to fill my corner of Bluesky with human art.
February 8, 2026 at 3:20 PM
I will always share handmade artwork that I find whimsical and delightful in an attempt to fill my corner of Bluesky with human art.
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I hate asking for money but we might fundraise for lawyer fees
February 7, 2026 at 11:36 PM
I hate asking for money but we might fundraise for lawyer fees
This has to be satire. Somebody say it's satire. For the love of literally any deity, I don't even care, please let this be fake.
February 7, 2026 at 11:39 PM
This has to be satire. Somebody say it's satire. For the love of literally any deity, I don't even care, please let this be fake.
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👀 Apparently, Ross Douthat invited Seth Harp to debate him on Douthat's "Interesting Times" NYT podcast. Harp says that the episode was recorded, Douthat got crushed, and RD/NYT decided not to publish it.
What? x.com/sethharpesq/...
What? x.com/sethharpesq/...
February 6, 2026 at 1:57 AM
👀 Apparently, Ross Douthat invited Seth Harp to debate him on Douthat's "Interesting Times" NYT podcast. Harp says that the episode was recorded, Douthat got crushed, and RD/NYT decided not to publish it.
What? x.com/sethharpesq/...
What? x.com/sethharpesq/...
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Anyway AEW is on HBO max. One subscription. And they’re allowed to say Fuck ICE. And be gay.
February 5, 2026 at 9:18 PM
Anyway AEW is on HBO max. One subscription. And they’re allowed to say Fuck ICE. And be gay.
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The public made noise for Liam Ramos and it got him released from Dilley.
Now we must make noise for 7 year old Diana Crespo.
Her parents were taking her for emergency medical care when ICE grabbed them, and she’s rotting in the camp sick and exposed to measles.
Get them out!
Now we must make noise for 7 year old Diana Crespo.
Her parents were taking her for emergency medical care when ICE grabbed them, and she’s rotting in the camp sick and exposed to measles.
Get them out!
February 6, 2026 at 12:08 AM
The public made noise for Liam Ramos and it got him released from Dilley.
Now we must make noise for 7 year old Diana Crespo.
Her parents were taking her for emergency medical care when ICE grabbed them, and she’s rotting in the camp sick and exposed to measles.
Get them out!
Now we must make noise for 7 year old Diana Crespo.
Her parents were taking her for emergency medical care when ICE grabbed them, and she’s rotting in the camp sick and exposed to measles.
Get them out!
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A brand new Super PAC — Elect Chicago Women — just dropped hundreds of thousands of dollars into this race. Why?
Because it’s actually a front for AIPAC dark money. And they’re doing everything they can to buy my race:
Because it’s actually a front for AIPAC dark money. And they’re doing everything they can to buy my race:
February 6, 2026 at 12:52 AM
A brand new Super PAC — Elect Chicago Women — just dropped hundreds of thousands of dollars into this race. Why?
Because it’s actually a front for AIPAC dark money. And they’re doing everything they can to buy my race:
Because it’s actually a front for AIPAC dark money. And they’re doing everything they can to buy my race:
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US police arrested 12 anti-ICE protesters at Columbia University in New York. The demonstrators accuse the university of cooperating with immigration enforcement agents and are demanding the campus be declared a sanctuary.
February 6, 2026 at 10:07 AM
US police arrested 12 anti-ICE protesters at Columbia University in New York. The demonstrators accuse the university of cooperating with immigration enforcement agents and are demanding the campus be declared a sanctuary.
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Annoyingly, this doesn’t specify what exactly is happening. But it sure seems like DHS filed a “motion to pretermit” the asylum application. Which it is doing in countless cases around the country.
There’s been a little reporting on this; there needs to be a bunch more. I’m working a piece myself.
There’s been a little reporting on this; there needs to be a bunch more. I’m working a piece myself.
BREAKING: The federal government has filed a motion seeking to end asylum claims for the family of Liam Conejo Ramos, according to the lawyer representing the family.
DHS has requested expedited deportation proceedings against family of Liam Conejo Ramos
The federal government has filed a motion seeking to end asylum claims for the family of Liam Conejo Ramos, according to the lawyer representing the family.
www.mprnews.org
February 6, 2026 at 3:21 AM
Annoyingly, this doesn’t specify what exactly is happening. But it sure seems like DHS filed a “motion to pretermit” the asylum application. Which it is doing in countless cases around the country.
There’s been a little reporting on this; there needs to be a bunch more. I’m working a piece myself.
There’s been a little reporting on this; there needs to be a bunch more. I’m working a piece myself.
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Lot of attention and new followers today, and want to keep the kind vibes going and pay it forward.
Will donate ALL proceeds from Cameos until 2/13 to Lancaster Neighbor Fund, who supports immigrants right in my city of welcome. Kindness onward.
cameo.com/bryceremsburg
Will donate ALL proceeds from Cameos until 2/13 to Lancaster Neighbor Fund, who supports immigrants right in my city of welcome. Kindness onward.
cameo.com/bryceremsburg
February 6, 2026 at 1:07 AM
Lot of attention and new followers today, and want to keep the kind vibes going and pay it forward.
Will donate ALL proceeds from Cameos until 2/13 to Lancaster Neighbor Fund, who supports immigrants right in my city of welcome. Kindness onward.
cameo.com/bryceremsburg
Will donate ALL proceeds from Cameos until 2/13 to Lancaster Neighbor Fund, who supports immigrants right in my city of welcome. Kindness onward.
cameo.com/bryceremsburg
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People not familiar with AEW will also enjoy this landmark progressive wrestling moment youtu.be/jWeVdgr1ylc?...
He's Gay
YouTube video by Bubble Gum
youtu.be
February 5, 2026 at 8:24 PM
People not familiar with AEW will also enjoy this landmark progressive wrestling moment youtu.be/jWeVdgr1ylc?...
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The banality of evil is shocking. An ex-Big Lots warehouse for cheap consumer junk is bought by ICE to ship as many as 7,500 handcuffed human beings, as the Trump regime builds a U.S. gulag archipelago
The unthinkable comes to Pa. coal country. My special report www.inquirer.com/opinion/ice-...
The unthinkable comes to Pa. coal country. My special report www.inquirer.com/opinion/ice-...
From Big Lots to warehousing humans: ICE plan sparks fear in Schuylkill County | Will Bunch
A massive warehouse in Tremont. Pa. that once moved cheap goods will now detain migrants in an $119 million ICE deal.
www.inquirer.com
February 5, 2026 at 5:54 PM
The banality of evil is shocking. An ex-Big Lots warehouse for cheap consumer junk is bought by ICE to ship as many as 7,500 handcuffed human beings, as the Trump regime builds a U.S. gulag archipelago
The unthinkable comes to Pa. coal country. My special report www.inquirer.com/opinion/ice-...
The unthinkable comes to Pa. coal country. My special report www.inquirer.com/opinion/ice-...
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This is a clear violation of his oath and the duties of his office.
Chelation is part of my specialty & shouldn’t be done w/o input from a medical toxicologist. It is both high-risk & inefficient, so should only be done in rare situations with close monitoring, not on kids in retail space for cash.
Chelation is part of my specialty & shouldn’t be done w/o input from a medical toxicologist. It is both high-risk & inefficient, so should only be done in rare situations with close monitoring, not on kids in retail space for cash.
February 5, 2026 at 6:08 PM
This is a clear violation of his oath and the duties of his office.
Chelation is part of my specialty & shouldn’t be done w/o input from a medical toxicologist. It is both high-risk & inefficient, so should only be done in rare situations with close monitoring, not on kids in retail space for cash.
Chelation is part of my specialty & shouldn’t be done w/o input from a medical toxicologist. It is both high-risk & inefficient, so should only be done in rare situations with close monitoring, not on kids in retail space for cash.
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RFK is using his position to push things that have never shown any benefit in autism & have shown serious harms, including numerous dead kids thru the years. Why push for things known to harm instead of looking for things that could actually provide benefit? Because the harmful things are profitable
February 5, 2026 at 5:57 PM
RFK is using his position to push things that have never shown any benefit in autism & have shown serious harms, including numerous dead kids thru the years. Why push for things known to harm instead of looking for things that could actually provide benefit? Because the harmful things are profitable