Chef Diogenes
@chefdiogenes.bsky.social
Not Neurodivergent, NeuroDynamic
Make your kitchen ungovernable
this is now a kpdh stan account
Make your kitchen ungovernable
this is now a kpdh stan account
Damn you must be fun at parties
February 14, 2026 at 1:03 PM
Damn you must be fun at parties
Except when it happens to them, they get jabbed in the kidneys with a pool cue every 9 seconds.
February 14, 2026 at 1:00 PM
Except when it happens to them, they get jabbed in the kidneys with a pool cue every 9 seconds.
She sent me this back. I think I won y'all.
February 14, 2026 at 12:07 PM
She sent me this back. I think I won y'all.
We call this Consequences.
February 14, 2026 at 11:21 AM
We call this Consequences.
Just sent it to my wife. Will report back.
February 14, 2026 at 2:46 AM
Just sent it to my wife. Will report back.
No, Biden won the primary. Nobody said they voted for the Vice President with the assumption that they're taking power.
February 14, 2026 at 2:45 AM
No, Biden won the primary. Nobody said they voted for the Vice President with the assumption that they're taking power.
I had an idea for a business that sold water ice in the summer and cups of soup in the winter. Call it Soup-R-Ice (super ice). Now the feds gotta ruin the word ice for everyone.
February 13, 2026 at 10:19 PM
I had an idea for a business that sold water ice in the summer and cups of soup in the winter. Call it Soup-R-Ice (super ice). Now the feds gotta ruin the word ice for everyone.
No, I did. I'm sorry that you find that so hard to believe.
February 13, 2026 at 9:00 PM
No, I did. I'm sorry that you find that so hard to believe.
I'm sorry that my education had an impact on me?
February 13, 2026 at 8:46 PM
I'm sorry that my education had an impact on me?
Yeah, learning about the Holocaust and the Nazis stuck with me.
February 13, 2026 at 8:39 PM
Yeah, learning about the Holocaust and the Nazis stuck with me.
George, respectfully, a petition isn't enough.
February 13, 2026 at 6:43 PM
George, respectfully, a petition isn't enough.
My wife is a massive silent Hill fan, one tattoo so far and it's the damn dog. She made the mistake of reading the comments on the silent Hill release video. I weep for people
February 13, 2026 at 4:58 PM
My wife is a massive silent Hill fan, one tattoo so far and it's the damn dog. She made the mistake of reading the comments on the silent Hill release video. I weep for people
No, my argument is that she didn't win a primary.
February 13, 2026 at 2:34 PM
No, my argument is that she didn't win a primary.
I mean my textbooks had several of their logos in there. Totenkopf, swastika, ss bolts.
February 13, 2026 at 1:33 PM
I mean my textbooks had several of their logos in there. Totenkopf, swastika, ss bolts.
Why did he work for Blackwater, since you're so keen on defending him?
February 13, 2026 at 1:32 PM
Why did he work for Blackwater, since you're so keen on defending him?
She didn't win a primary.
February 13, 2026 at 1:32 PM
She didn't win a primary.
Gross why you supporting nazis
February 13, 2026 at 1:19 PM
Gross why you supporting nazis
Lol get Totenkopf guy out of here, no more Nazis
February 13, 2026 at 1:18 PM
Lol get Totenkopf guy out of here, no more Nazis
Reposted by Chef Diogenes
Everything I've learned about that meth head streamer Clavicular has been against my will.
February 12, 2026 at 1:28 PM
Everything I've learned about that meth head streamer Clavicular has been against my will.
Absolutely not.
February 12, 2026 at 12:45 PM
Absolutely not.
Oh no this is very close to me.
February 11, 2026 at 11:59 PM
Oh no this is very close to me.
Do we need hecklers? This is VERY close to me
February 11, 2026 at 11:58 PM
Do we need hecklers? This is VERY close to me
That's some dog water quality and no one should be threatened by it
February 11, 2026 at 11:21 PM
That's some dog water quality and no one should be threatened by it
I can answer this for you
It's an LLM with generative image capacity. It has no self.
It's an LLM with generative image capacity. It has no self.
February 11, 2026 at 10:00 PM
I can answer this for you
It's an LLM with generative image capacity. It has no self.
It's an LLM with generative image capacity. It has no self.