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daughter, friend, pet parent, Michigander (she/her)
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Well, I love this.
Took the Travel Troll with us to Niagara Falls this weekend where he encountered a flutter of lepidopterans
February 16, 2026 at 2:09 AM
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I just watched The Mummy for the first time, and can't help thinking... after they found out Imhotep was afraid of cats, why didn't they just strap cats to themselves for the rest of the movie.
February 15, 2026 at 6:03 AM
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Did someone say rotisserie chicken?
February 16, 2026 at 1:29 AM
February 16, 2026 at 1:30 AM
@realitygayspod.bsky.social said Forest looks like Peter Griffin and now it's all I think about when I watch B90.
February 16, 2026 at 1:26 AM
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Once I learn how to enjoy cooking the Costco way, it’s over for all the bitches.
February 16, 2026 at 1:20 AM
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Burn. ☀️
February 15, 2026 at 7:12 PM
Everyone should have a friend who sends Mothman Valentines to you and your pets. 🖤

Thank you @lahahn29.bsky.social!
February 15, 2026 at 9:25 PM
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This character.
February 15, 2026 at 6:33 PM
February 15, 2026 at 3:32 PM
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mr. pose for the camera
February 15, 2026 at 3:18 PM
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Winter olympics goes so much harder than summer olympics

Oh u run around a track in shorts

We go downhill at 100 mph and try not to die and put knives on our feet and hit each other with sticks
Not one dude getting his balls snagged on a ice skate
February 15, 2026 at 3:19 PM
We're enjoying fake Spring this weekend in West Michigan.
February 15, 2026 at 3:29 PM
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Get one if you can.
Friendly Reminder!

AEW's Brody King is holding his 4th ABOLISH ICE fundraiser, to help those around the country who've been affected by ICE.

I believe this runs until Tuesday. ALL PROCEEDS go to the Minnesota Immigration Rights Action Committee. ✊

👉 edgemenstore.com/collections/...

#FuckICE
February 15, 2026 at 8:36 AM
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The great Jaromir Jagr was born February 15, 1972
February 15, 2026 at 1:55 PM
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Anti-pickup lines:

“Did you fall from heaven? Well, so did Lucifer. Not today, Satan.”
Anti-pickup lines:

"Hey babe, are you a frog? Let's you and I go spawn in some pond scum."
Anti-pickup lines:

"Boy, are you a cigarette? Because you’re a fag I don’t want in my mouth.”

🚬
February 15, 2026 at 3:19 AM
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”He who cannot be loyal to himself cannot be loyal to anyone.”

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Victori...

#Peru
#AfroPeruvians
#Humanity
February 15, 2026 at 1:33 PM
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Gus doing his part to pack down the trail
February 15, 2026 at 1:34 PM
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pouting! by the wall vent
February 15, 2026 at 5:13 AM
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It's like that episode of Seinfeld where Kramer is pretending to be the movie phone guy—"if you know the name of the movie you'd like to see, press 1"

"please enter the first 3 letters of the movie now"—

and finally he's all "why don't you just tell me the name of the movie you want to see?"
I'm reminded of this incredible exchange I had with Copilot in Outlook for Android a few days ago.
February 15, 2026 at 12:57 PM
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My last cat was a British humor snob. Flying Circus & Fawlty Towers were perfectly fine, but Benny Hill was "beneath him." What a dick.
February 15, 2026 at 4:18 AM
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Franzi Schimmer captured this Grizzly bear in Brooks Falls, Alaska just floating along, tippy-tapping down the river, browsing the salmon.

Prior to hibernation, up to 40% of a bear's body mass is fat, which is less dense than water (~0.9 g/cm^2), so the murder-monster is also a floaty-boaty.
February 14, 2026 at 9:47 PM
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Who up Scarletting they Letter
Who up Greating they Expectations
February 15, 2026 at 2:12 AM
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AUSTRALIA BRINGING THE FUCK ICE CHANTS ON #AEWGRANDSLAM!!!!!!!

Not only in Las Vegas, this is an ALL AROUND THE WORLD affair.

This affects all of us. This is real shit. Real humanity. Real compassion. Real rage. Real defiance against fascist tyranny.

This is amazing. Australia, THANK YOU!
February 15, 2026 at 3:08 AM