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writer. Korean. he/him. https://chipmnk.substack.com/
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Sorry, I'm not actually as smart or as stupid as I appear online.
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Bumping this up again because donations are always welcome
If you're still able to help Minnesota, @supplydepotmpls.bsky.social is always accepting donations. $10 buys a pack of handwarmers. If you were given Amazon gift cards this year for Christmas, you can shop their Amazon wishlist: linktr.ee/sanctuarysup...
January 14, 2026 at 5:04 PM
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Exactly this.
People are interpreting this as Exxon telling Trump that he made a mistake, but if you listen to what they say, it's basically that the US needs to do more regime change so there are "investment protections".

Chevron, who are already in Venezuela, are planning a production increase already
US oil giant ExxonMobil tells Trump Venezuela is ‘uninvestable’ ft.trib.al/ZkznmTx
January 10, 2026 at 9:18 PM
r2d2 whistling aggressively as it spins around and shows off its enormous new breast implants
January 10, 2026 at 1:46 AM
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As a plea: yes, I am still out of work. If you have any remote job leads in writing, editing, marketing, I would greatly appreciate it!
Nearly attached this rather than a resume to a job app because I'm tired. Would this have gotten me the job, though?
January 9, 2026 at 3:28 PM
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This gofundme for families on the southside of minneapolis directly impacted by ICE's raids is still accepting donations
This is a very reasonable goal! I donated. Can you help them make it happen too?
Mpls Parents are raising funds for families at South HS impacted by ICE raids. Money will go towards food, necessary supplies, and rental assistance. We appreciate your love and solidarity during these difficult times. ❤️ Please share widely with friends and family! gofund.me/e32d501a3
January 7, 2026 at 8:17 PM
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losing my mind at the "she should have followed directions" people

really? really? you're cool with "if you don't follow directions, they get to kill you"? that seems like a good state of affairs to you? that seems like how law enforcement ought to work: instant obeisance or death?
January 7, 2026 at 6:25 PM
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And it's not too late to pitch a review or interview me or have me on your podcast. I'm currently jobless so I will answer your email faster than is reasonable tbh.
This comes out in 9 days 🥹
I know everything is trash but books are still good. My book is up for pre-order and id be grateful if you want to read it 🥺 will link to a few places in thread
January 6, 2026 at 10:05 PM
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Me logging into this website so that I can “get a sense of what’s going on in the world”
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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beating a dead horse but part of what makes art both worthwhile to the creator of it and interesting to the beholder is that you can’t actually beam ideas from your head into exactly what you imagined that way when you make it yourself, and the left turns and fingerprints are all part of it
December 19, 2025 at 5:55 AM
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December 18, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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On a Housing First approach to the homelessness crisis:
cariluna.com/housing-first/
Housing First
Mayor Keith Wilson of Portland, Oregon, ran for office on a platform of ending unsheltered homelessness. That sounds great, doesn’t it? A wonderful goal. Based on his actual policies and actions, t…
cariluna.com
December 4, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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Surprise, we're getting pretty close to the final version of REALIS!

ICYMI: I've been making a TTRPG about mystical moons and living spaceships and sentences that can kill you. A preview is available now (see my pinned post), but the full version draws near!

www.kickstarter.com/projects/cru...
Coming soon: Realis
A new tabletop roleplaying game by Austin Walker
www.kickstarter.com
November 19, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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Party realignment in our times
November 10, 2025 at 5:16 AM
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November 10, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Ah fffffuck, why did I take that edible.
November 2, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Dude, if this goes to 18 innings...
November 2, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Man, that might be it.
November 2, 2025 at 2:33 AM
smh smh even Shohei is mortal.
November 2, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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Bumping this essay for the weekend crowd.
November 1, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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Just want to make sure: We are not fucking giving out ramen and beef jerky on Halloween. We are giving kids CANDY and TOYS and a NORMAL HOLIDAY and then donating to food pantries and stocking our local community fridge.
October 29, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Baseball.
October 28, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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If a job would like to know why to hire me well we had chickens when I was a kid and the two I named were Attila the Hen and Gillihen Anderson. So yes I am skilled.
October 22, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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Well got back from vacation to be laid off in a cost cutting move. So if anyone has any job leads in the content writing/editing/online teaching worlds, would be grateful
October 6, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Forgot that like 60% of corporate work is wrestling with administrative shit.
October 1, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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Dunno why or for how long but The Possibility of Life is $3.99 across ebook retailers, go get her jaimegreen.net/book
The Possibility of Life — Jaime Green
jaimegreen.net
September 30, 2025 at 7:34 PM