Emil Čolić
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Emil Čolić
@chol.ch
Horror/SFF and game writer in Amsterdam.
Pinned
logging into bluesky like
I have a theory that it is cheaper to lobby for deadlier roads than it is to develop safer 'full self driving' and so that's the way things will go
The Republicans are standing up to the power of Big Emergency Brake

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November 25, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Ball X Pit is dangerous and should be a controlled substance
November 25, 2025 at 7:37 AM
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"Marjorie: The Gathering"
November 24, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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Thanks! Thanks so much! Thanks for reaching out! Can't wait to connect! Can't wait to hear more! Looking forward to our conversation! Looking forward to hearing from you! Let me know! Let me know if this works for you! Let me know if this works for your schedule! Let me know when you're available!
November 24, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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it's on miro. it's literally on figma. you have to log into okta. it's in jira. it's on zoom. it's on pureref. it's on flow. it's on perforce. it's on slack. you can find it on slack. you can go to slack and find it. log onto slack right now. you can slack it. slack has it for you. it's on slack.
November 12, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 6:06 AM
her: Please don't do it while we're in there. She's helping us bring a child into this world.

me [borat voice]: mid wife!
November 19, 2025 at 11:36 AM
She does, in fact, need the whole bed
November 18, 2025 at 10:44 AM
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Videogames are always capable of surprising you. By which I mean I can never tell which settings submenu I’m going to find subtitles under.
November 18, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Brooo how did I just spell paraphernalia right first go! Hell yeah!
November 18, 2025 at 9:18 AM
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Video game: [thinly veiled metaphor for how capitalism is bad]
Me: Hell yeah
Another video game: [thinly veiled metaphor for how capitalism is bad]
Me: Hell yeah
Another video game: [thinly veiled metaphor for how capitalism is bad]
Me: Hell y
November 17, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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Look on my works ye mighty and feel bummed out cause they’re not very good
November 16, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Pljeskavica sa kajmak i ajvar ❤️
November 16, 2025 at 2:49 PM
How's Cain free but you gotta pay for Abel???
November 14, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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I am reading Ulysses by James Joyce and as it turns out I don't know how to read
November 14, 2025 at 9:27 PM
ChatGPT [sucks down a small town's water supply like a bong pull]: You ever think about killing a guy?
November 13, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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Wtf is a Wonderwall I mean seriously
November 10, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Some rare good news
November 13, 2025 at 8:07 AM
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this is the most fake show on 30 Rock title i have ever seen
November 13, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Hell yeah, giant Aloy!
Played some games in a museum 🥰
November 10, 2025 at 9:44 AM
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I can't believe they got away with calling it the Wii.
November 10, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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The hater in me sees the hater in you
November 9, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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it was me. I ruined the workplace.
November 6, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I wish I had a me-sized pear
November 7, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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thanks to technology Car Park Capital has the most realistic eyes of all games
November 6, 2025 at 2:20 PM