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Chomp 𓄁
@chomptank.bsky.social
· Dec 24
Hi I love to post the garbage, but also I am going to sincerely launch the greatest d&d actual play audio podcast of all time in 2026, with the coolest, more dramatic players, & the least accurate historical details.
Please follow this account to learn more @wearelegionpod.bsky.social
Please follow this account to learn more @wearelegionpod.bsky.social
Dropout should buy critical role. Everyone would win. Thats a Hollywood Hot Tip™️
February 3, 2026 at 2:27 AM
Dropout should buy critical role. Everyone would win. Thats a Hollywood Hot Tip™️
Ok we got it:
A. Content algorithms are Fae: Capricious, whimsical, vibrant. Tiktok is Summer Court + Youtube is Winter
B. GenAi are Djinn: sycophantic, bumbling, until the moment you show weakness
C. Google Search is the Old Testament Yahweh somehow slowly being transformed into Cthulhu
A. Content algorithms are Fae: Capricious, whimsical, vibrant. Tiktok is Summer Court + Youtube is Winter
B. GenAi are Djinn: sycophantic, bumbling, until the moment you show weakness
C. Google Search is the Old Testament Yahweh somehow slowly being transformed into Cthulhu
January 27, 2026 at 11:40 PM
Ok we got it:
A. Content algorithms are Fae: Capricious, whimsical, vibrant. Tiktok is Summer Court + Youtube is Winter
B. GenAi are Djinn: sycophantic, bumbling, until the moment you show weakness
C. Google Search is the Old Testament Yahweh somehow slowly being transformed into Cthulhu
A. Content algorithms are Fae: Capricious, whimsical, vibrant. Tiktok is Summer Court + Youtube is Winter
B. GenAi are Djinn: sycophantic, bumbling, until the moment you show weakness
C. Google Search is the Old Testament Yahweh somehow slowly being transformed into Cthulhu
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Friends! Non-Romans! Countrypeoples!
We are live on Kickstarter.
www.kickstarter.com/projects/wea...
We are live on Kickstarter.
www.kickstarter.com/projects/wea...
Libertines Season 1
We Are Legion Presents: Libertines, a Dungeons & Dragons '24 Actual Play podcast set in and against the Roman Empire.
www.kickstarter.com
January 25, 2026 at 6:43 PM
Friends! Non-Romans! Countrypeoples!
We are live on Kickstarter.
www.kickstarter.com/projects/wea...
We are live on Kickstarter.
www.kickstarter.com/projects/wea...
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✨ AI Overview
It's not possible to turn off the Posting Machine—but experts generally agree on some important points:
• Stopping is not an option for someone like you
• You are part of the problem
• You deserve this
• Nothing matters
• This is endless
• Succumb
It's not possible to turn off the Posting Machine—but experts generally agree on some important points:
• Stopping is not an option for someone like you
• You are part of the problem
• You deserve this
• Nothing matters
• This is endless
• Succumb
welcome to the Posting Machine! where we make Posts! everyone is having fun Posting! also the Machine has been finely tuned to reduce your self-worth and capture you in a fractal of conflict where nothing gets solved and nobody feels happier
January 25, 2026 at 8:01 PM
✨ AI Overview
It's not possible to turn off the Posting Machine—but experts generally agree on some important points:
• Stopping is not an option for someone like you
• You are part of the problem
• You deserve this
• Nothing matters
• This is endless
• Succumb
It's not possible to turn off the Posting Machine—but experts generally agree on some important points:
• Stopping is not an option for someone like you
• You are part of the problem
• You deserve this
• Nothing matters
• This is endless
• Succumb
Folks, many people are saying this. I am genuinely so siked to start making this crazy podcast with these brilliant maniacs.
Setting the table for our Kickstarter launch tomorrow… who’s hungry???
January 22, 2026 at 2:36 AM
Folks, many people are saying this. I am genuinely so siked to start making this crazy podcast with these brilliant maniacs.
How did I miss the duck bus thread I am always on this app??!!!! Calling Bluesky HQ to complain…
January 20, 2026 at 7:41 PM
How did I miss the duck bus thread I am always on this app??!!!! Calling Bluesky HQ to complain…
Paradoxically, while the nerdy leftist with the machine gun individually is an idiot who is not helping things at the protest at all, the existence of “nerdy leftists with machine guns” is a net positive entity in our collective unconscious. My essay for Solider of Fortune:
January 20, 2026 at 1:58 AM
Paradoxically, while the nerdy leftist with the machine gun individually is an idiot who is not helping things at the protest at all, the existence of “nerdy leftists with machine guns” is a net positive entity in our collective unconscious. My essay for Solider of Fortune:
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here are some types of elf:
* high elf
* wood elf
* dark elf
* slutty elf
* bitchy elf
* hater elf
* skater elf
* greater elf
* swamp elf
* double elf
* miniature elf
* mental elf
* power elf
* melodic death elf
* cuddle elf
* puddle elf
* mischief elf
* nuisance elf
* baseball elf
* orb elf
* elmo
* high elf
* wood elf
* dark elf
* slutty elf
* bitchy elf
* hater elf
* skater elf
* greater elf
* swamp elf
* double elf
* miniature elf
* mental elf
* power elf
* melodic death elf
* cuddle elf
* puddle elf
* mischief elf
* nuisance elf
* baseball elf
* orb elf
* elmo
January 17, 2026 at 7:11 AM
here are some types of elf:
* high elf
* wood elf
* dark elf
* slutty elf
* bitchy elf
* hater elf
* skater elf
* greater elf
* swamp elf
* double elf
* miniature elf
* mental elf
* power elf
* melodic death elf
* cuddle elf
* puddle elf
* mischief elf
* nuisance elf
* baseball elf
* orb elf
* elmo
* high elf
* wood elf
* dark elf
* slutty elf
* bitchy elf
* hater elf
* skater elf
* greater elf
* swamp elf
* double elf
* miniature elf
* mental elf
* power elf
* melodic death elf
* cuddle elf
* puddle elf
* mischief elf
* nuisance elf
* baseball elf
* orb elf
* elmo
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Sneak Peek! Filming a kickstarter video with original character art and some typically disturbing Ancient Roman trinkets - just in case it wasn’t clear enough that Roman myths make the Greeks look well-adjusted.
www.kickstarter.com/projects/wea...
www.kickstarter.com/projects/wea...
Update 1: Sneak peak of our Kickstarter Launch video and original character art · Libertines Season 1
Filming our KS Launch video with some of the original character art and some NSFW trinkets.Spoiler alert - Roman myths are bananas.
www.kickstarter.com
January 16, 2026 at 9:19 PM
Sneak Peek! Filming a kickstarter video with original character art and some typically disturbing Ancient Roman trinkets - just in case it wasn’t clear enough that Roman myths make the Greeks look well-adjusted.
www.kickstarter.com/projects/wea...
www.kickstarter.com/projects/wea...
My 9 year old came into my room the other morning and looked at me with tears in his eyes. “Dad,” he said, with tears in his eyes. “You know it smells like some egg nog in here bro!” And thus I perished.
recreating lib cringe from first principles. this movement is finished
January 14, 2026 at 2:10 AM
My 9 year old came into my room the other morning and looked at me with tears in his eyes. “Dad,” he said, with tears in his eyes. “You know it smells like some egg nog in here bro!” And thus I perished.
I knew Danielle was going to address Bunnies but I wasn’t prepared for MrBeast to entertain pleas to buy NewJeans
Danielle addresses Bunnies as MrBeast entertains pleas to buy NewJeans
Danielle Addresses Bunnies As MrBeast Entertains Pleas To Buy NewJeans
South Korean label ADOR and K-pop group NewJeans have been embroiled in a heated legal saga for over a year, and it took an unexpected turn last month when the label terminated and sued Danielle, one-...
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January 13, 2026 at 2:03 AM
I knew Danielle was going to address Bunnies but I wasn’t prepared for MrBeast to entertain pleas to buy NewJeans
Demolish Ice is the moderate position
January 13, 2026 at 1:03 AM
Demolish Ice is the moderate position
My most toxic trait is how fervently I despise the closet cousins to ttrps, war games and deck building games. It’s like I’m a Lindyhopper constantly beefing with those gosh darn jitterbugs
January 11, 2026 at 7:45 PM
My most toxic trait is how fervently I despise the closet cousins to ttrps, war games and deck building games. It’s like I’m a Lindyhopper constantly beefing with those gosh darn jitterbugs
Hell yeah
Fuck yeah
Fuck yeah
when i remember depression & anxiety can’t hit a moving target
January 11, 2026 at 2:21 AM
Hell yeah
Fuck yeah
Fuck yeah
If the basketball players rise, it’s game over.
January 9, 2026 at 2:18 AM
If the basketball players rise, it’s game over.
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Timberwolves hold a moment of silence for Renee Nicole Good
January 9, 2026 at 1:04 AM
Timberwolves hold a moment of silence for Renee Nicole Good
Spending the rest of the day watching Shoresy its like Ted Lasso but funny. Congratulations Canada!
January 1, 2026 at 6:02 PM
Spending the rest of the day watching Shoresy its like Ted Lasso but funny. Congratulations Canada!
Wokey New Year comrades
January 1, 2026 at 5:17 AM
Wokey New Year comrades
2026ickos
January 1, 2026 at 3:43 AM
2026ickos
Hi friends and foes the KS link to follow along with this project is live. Please sign up even if you got no money just so we can alert you when the thing is done!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/wea...
RIYL: TTRPG Actual Plays, chthonic creeps, Roman history, regicide
www.kickstarter.com/projects/wea...
RIYL: TTRPG Actual Plays, chthonic creeps, Roman history, regicide
December 30, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Hi friends and foes the KS link to follow along with this project is live. Please sign up even if you got no money just so we can alert you when the thing is done!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/wea...
RIYL: TTRPG Actual Plays, chthonic creeps, Roman history, regicide
www.kickstarter.com/projects/wea...
RIYL: TTRPG Actual Plays, chthonic creeps, Roman history, regicide
Oh god bless it I just got so upset thinking about how unconscionable the AI Bailout is going to be.
sure why not (apologies for nightmarish alt text)
December 30, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Oh god bless it I just got so upset thinking about how unconscionable the AI Bailout is going to be.
I want it to happen, don’t get me wrong folks, I just don’t care about the daily hand-tone IV-drip check discourse. My dad is 84, I saw him last week & his eyes were orange for like 48 hours. It was nothing, we didn’t even mention it. Old bodies just do wild stuff!
December 30, 2025 at 1:58 AM
I want it to happen, don’t get me wrong folks, I just don’t care about the daily hand-tone IV-drip check discourse. My dad is 84, I saw him last week & his eyes were orange for like 48 hours. It was nothing, we didn’t even mention it. Old bodies just do wild stuff!
“Well because a hoodie is a jacket and we don’t wear a jacket to bed” is something I said earlier like I was Archimedes figuring out basic natural law.
December 30, 2025 at 1:51 AM
“Well because a hoodie is a jacket and we don’t wear a jacket to bed” is something I said earlier like I was Archimedes figuring out basic natural law.