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I want to sponsor her so she can go pro.
December 5, 2025 at 10:58 PM
I want to sponsor her so she can go pro.
I’m a simple man
December 5, 2025 at 2:03 AM
I’m a simple man
I often take heart that as terrible as the fascists are in america, they’ll never be organized enough to be that efficient at oppression.
December 3, 2025 at 11:59 PM
I often take heart that as terrible as the fascists are in america, they’ll never be organized enough to be that efficient at oppression.
All Kids are the best. I think the best part about having kids is actually the chance to hang out with kids, and actually you don’t have to be a parent to get to do that!
Little kid to his mom just now, having been discovered bringing his huge race car into his sister’s choral recital, told he can’t bring it in: “But, why?”
December 3, 2025 at 11:52 PM
All Kids are the best. I think the best part about having kids is actually the chance to hang out with kids, and actually you don’t have to be a parent to get to do that!
Little kid to his mom just now, having been discovered bringing his huge race car into his sister’s choral recital, told he can’t bring it in: “But, why?”
December 3, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Little kid to his mom just now, having been discovered bringing his huge race car into his sister’s choral recital, told he can’t bring it in: “But, why?”
If I went to a bar and some joker smashed my burger I’d smash his FACE! Forgetaboutit
November 30, 2025 at 10:17 PM
If I went to a bar and some joker smashed my burger I’d smash his FACE! Forgetaboutit
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I ate the lump of seasoning in my bag of Doritos and tasted god
November 30, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I ate the lump of seasoning in my bag of Doritos and tasted god
The people united will never be defeated. Yes this would have worked on the brownshirts too.
I know a lot of footage and commentary is swirling about today but it’s important to convey that the people who gathered outside that ICE garage in lower Manhattan were *so* ten toes down focused.
This person who gets maced and just calmly flips the bird & keeps going is *quintessential.*
This person who gets maced and just calmly flips the bird & keeps going is *quintessential.*
November 29, 2025 at 10:13 PM
The people united will never be defeated. Yes this would have worked on the brownshirts too.
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It’s beginning to thank a lot like sgiving
November 27, 2025 at 10:59 PM
It’s beginning to thank a lot like sgiving
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screaming FUCK YOU into a banana phone
November 25, 2025 at 1:29 PM
screaming FUCK YOU into a banana phone
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Went to a party once where there was a similar kinda guy; he made hot cocoa on the stove. Everyone knew him as the guy who makes hot cocoa, said, "You have to try some!" The line was long but very worth it. He was very cool
November 25, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Went to a party once where there was a similar kinda guy; he made hot cocoa on the stove. Everyone knew him as the guy who makes hot cocoa, said, "You have to try some!" The line was long but very worth it. He was very cool
Ok I hate to join in on star wars discourse but the NPR radio play was legitimately the best star wars content ainec
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_Wa...
November 25, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Ok I hate to join in on star wars discourse but the NPR radio play was legitimately the best star wars content ainec
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_Wa...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_Wa...
“Tug up on it once then I’m dead” might be the funniest phrase in human history. It’s one of those things that works regardless of context but planted in the original context it grows like a magic beanstalk into heaven.
November 25, 2025 at 2:13 AM
“Tug up on it once then I’m dead” might be the funniest phrase in human history. It’s one of those things that works regardless of context but planted in the original context it grows like a magic beanstalk into heaven.
Cartoon Network presents “A Starstruck Odyssey”
November 24, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Cartoon Network presents “A Starstruck Odyssey”
You should only be allowed to make movies if they branch off of a scene in a different movie, like dominoes.
November 24, 2025 at 2:01 AM
You should only be allowed to make movies if they branch off of a scene in a different movie, like dominoes.
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they're saying there's a spectre haunting europe and it's very nice, we're looking into it strongly, it's beautiful, we love it and we think it means well
November 21, 2025 at 10:39 PM
they're saying there's a spectre haunting europe and it's very nice, we're looking into it strongly, it's beautiful, we love it and we think it means well
And then what? We need to follow up when we say it.
Liberals and even most leftists want to leave there when we need to respond with: “They are right, disaster is coming. The moral response to a collapsing world is to completely open our borders, and even go to places and help them evacuate.”
Liberals and even most leftists want to leave there when we need to respond with: “They are right, disaster is coming. The moral response to a collapsing world is to completely open our borders, and even go to places and help them evacuate.”
Rolling out the Matt Christman quote from after Charlottesville (2017) again:
November 21, 2025 at 12:09 PM
And then what? We need to follow up when we say it.
Liberals and even most leftists want to leave there when we need to respond with: “They are right, disaster is coming. The moral response to a collapsing world is to completely open our borders, and even go to places and help them evacuate.”
Liberals and even most leftists want to leave there when we need to respond with: “They are right, disaster is coming. The moral response to a collapsing world is to completely open our borders, and even go to places and help them evacuate.”
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Watched this video a couple of weeks ago and it is as harrowing as it seems. We’ve reached a point that we’ve been warned about for decades and no one with the power to do anything about it seems to care.
Researches found that when Gen AI is presented with a scenario of being shut down, most models were willing to blackmail humans over 80% of the time and commit murder over 50% of the time.
youtu.be/f9HwA5IR-sg
youtu.be/f9HwA5IR-sg
It Begins: An AI Literally Attempted Murder To Avoid Shutdown
YouTube video by Species | Documenting AGI
youtu.be
November 18, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Watched this video a couple of weeks ago and it is as harrowing as it seems. We’ve reached a point that we’ve been warned about for decades and no one with the power to do anything about it seems to care.
WHATS UP KYLE
November 18, 2025 at 12:26 PM
WHATS UP KYLE
This one made me google Tintinablulum and holy macaroni I did not realize that instead of wind chimes the Romans like little bronze dudes with terrible boners everywhere. Just jingling n jangling in the breeze…
November 18, 2025 at 2:07 AM
This one made me google Tintinablulum and holy macaroni I did not realize that instead of wind chimes the Romans like little bronze dudes with terrible boners everywhere. Just jingling n jangling in the breeze…
1st century is peak “Romans just doing shit because they can” period.
Part 33 of 200 in historically interesting things to inspire your ttrpg dnd
Roman 1st century AD gold ring with Ametrine stone on which Thetis is depicted riding a Hippocamp
Roman 1st century AD gold ring with Ametrine stone on which Thetis is depicted riding a Hippocamp
November 18, 2025 at 12:04 AM
1st century is peak “Romans just doing shit because they can” period.
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we built a society structured around wealth hoarding and the abuse of women and children and if there is any hope for a future we will have to remake society around the pillars that these things are fundamentally immoral
November 17, 2025 at 8:59 PM
we built a society structured around wealth hoarding and the abuse of women and children and if there is any hope for a future we will have to remake society around the pillars that these things are fundamentally immoral
This is super great.
🩸Lower the gates! Sanguis Populi returns!🩸
The People cry out as invading creatures bent on draining this world of magic close in on The Illusory Forest.
Sanguis Populi answers.
Act 1 of Blood in the Snow is now available everywhere.
Links Below🔽 1/4
#ActualPlay #TTRPG #AudioFiction
The People cry out as invading creatures bent on draining this world of magic close in on The Illusory Forest.
Sanguis Populi answers.
Act 1 of Blood in the Snow is now available everywhere.
Links Below🔽 1/4
#ActualPlay #TTRPG #AudioFiction
November 16, 2025 at 9:46 PM
This is super great.