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Chomp 𓄁
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Aka thread for posting tiktok masterpieces

www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8BWqupb/
I want to sponsor her so she can go pro.
I want to buy her flowers 💐
December 5, 2025 at 10:58 PM
I’m a simple man
December 5, 2025 at 2:03 AM
I often take heart that as terrible as the fascists are in america, they’ll never be organized enough to be that efficient at oppression.
December 3, 2025 at 11:59 PM
All Kids are the best. I think the best part about having kids is actually the chance to hang out with kids, and actually you don’t have to be a parent to get to do that!
Little kid to his mom just now, having been discovered bringing his huge race car into his sister’s choral recital, told he can’t bring it in: “But, why?”
December 3, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Little kid to his mom just now, having been discovered bringing his huge race car into his sister’s choral recital, told he can’t bring it in: “But, why?”
December 3, 2025 at 11:51 PM
If I went to a bar and some joker smashed my burger I’d smash his FACE! Forgetaboutit
November 30, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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I ate the lump of seasoning in my bag of Doritos and tasted god
November 30, 2025 at 2:14 AM
The people united will never be defeated. Yes this would have worked on the brownshirts too.
I know a lot of footage and commentary is swirling about today but it’s important to convey that the people who gathered outside that ICE garage in lower Manhattan were *so* ten toes down focused.

This person who gets maced and just calmly flips the bird & keeps going is *quintessential.*
November 29, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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It’s beginning to thank a lot like sgiving
November 27, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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screaming FUCK YOU into a banana phone
November 25, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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Went to a party once where there was a similar kinda guy; he made hot cocoa on the stove. Everyone knew him as the guy who makes hot cocoa, said, "You have to try some!" The line was long but very worth it. He was very cool
tfw you’re fucking the lasagna man for lasagna
November 25, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Ok I hate to join in on star wars discourse but the NPR radio play was legitimately the best star wars content ainec

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_Wa...
November 25, 2025 at 2:22 AM
“Tug up on it once then I’m dead” might be the funniest phrase in human history. It’s one of those things that works regardless of context but planted in the original context it grows like a magic beanstalk into heaven.
November 25, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Cartoon Network presents “A Starstruck Odyssey”
November 24, 2025 at 3:05 AM
November 24, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Slide baby slide
November 24, 2025 at 2:05 AM
You should only be allowed to make movies if they branch off of a scene in a different movie, like dominoes.
November 24, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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they're saying there's a spectre haunting europe and it's very nice, we're looking into it strongly, it's beautiful, we love it and we think it means well
November 21, 2025 at 10:39 PM
And then what? We need to follow up when we say it.

Liberals and even most leftists want to leave there when we need to respond with: “They are right, disaster is coming. The moral response to a collapsing world is to completely open our borders, and even go to places and help them evacuate.”
Rolling out the Matt Christman quote from after Charlottesville (2017) again:
November 21, 2025 at 12:09 PM
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Watched this video a couple of weeks ago and it is as harrowing as it seems. We’ve reached a point that we’ve been warned about for decades and no one with the power to do anything about it seems to care.
Researches found that when Gen AI is presented with a scenario of being shut down, most models were willing to blackmail humans over 80% of the time and commit murder over 50% of the time.

youtu.be/f9HwA5IR-sg
It Begins: An AI Literally Attempted Murder To Avoid Shutdown
YouTube video by Species | Documenting AGI
youtu.be
November 18, 2025 at 3:28 PM
WHATS UP KYLE
November 18, 2025 at 12:26 PM
This one made me google Tintinablulum and holy macaroni I did not realize that instead of wind chimes the Romans like little bronze dudes with terrible boners everywhere. Just jingling n jangling in the breeze…
November 18, 2025 at 2:07 AM
1st century is peak “Romans just doing shit because they can” period.
Part 33 of 200 in historically interesting things to inspire your ttrpg dnd

Roman 1st century AD gold ring with Ametrine stone on which Thetis is depicted riding a Hippocamp
November 18, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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we built a society structured around wealth hoarding and the abuse of women and children and if there is any hope for a future we will have to remake society around the pillars that these things are fundamentally immoral
November 17, 2025 at 8:59 PM
This is super great.
🩸Lower the gates! Sanguis Populi returns!🩸

The People cry out as invading creatures bent on draining this world of magic close in on The Illusory Forest.

Sanguis Populi answers.

Act 1 of Blood in the Snow is now available everywhere.
Links Below🔽 1/4
#ActualPlay #TTRPG #AudioFiction
November 16, 2025 at 9:46 PM