Oklahoma Brandtbert
@chrish2122.bsky.social
Please Abraham, I’m not that man.
Just shootin’ the skeet.
Oracle of Oklahoma
3rd Amendment Lover
Founder of the BringBackthePack movement
Pinned
Trump just announced Fox host Dan Bongino as his pick for deputy FBI director.
Yes. Dan Bongino.
Yes. Dan Bongino.
I’ve been blocked on Twitter by the deputy fbi director for repeatedly asking if he’ll be my Dad Bongino.
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My god Navy’s helmets are sick 😍
December 13, 2025 at 8:14 PM
My god Navy’s helmets are sick 😍
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He’s Bluesky come to life.
Eating breakfast at a small Oklahoma restaurant and the table behind us is talking about the Indian Revolution from the British empire and he’s doing accents!
December 13, 2025 at 2:48 PM
He’s Bluesky come to life.
He’s Bluesky come to life.
Eating breakfast at a small Oklahoma restaurant and the table behind us is talking about the Indian Revolution from the British empire and he’s doing accents!
December 13, 2025 at 2:48 PM
He’s Bluesky come to life.
Eating breakfast at a small Oklahoma restaurant and the table behind us is talking about the Indian Revolution from the British empire and he’s doing accents!
December 13, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Eating breakfast at a small Oklahoma restaurant and the table behind us is talking about the Indian Revolution from the British empire and he’s doing accents!
Just putting it out there but dude only did 19 months in a minimum security and when he died got full military honors and is buried at Arlington National Cemetery.
Crime pays.
Crime pays.
#GVerse #Food4Thought
For no reason at all…
Nixon didn’t go to prison over Watergate, but 48 others were convicted and served time for the scandal - notably, his Attorney General. Attention: Pam Bondi meet John Mitchell.
For no reason at all…
Nixon didn’t go to prison over Watergate, but 48 others were convicted and served time for the scandal - notably, his Attorney General. Attention: Pam Bondi meet John Mitchell.
December 13, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Just putting it out there but dude only did 19 months in a minimum security and when he died got full military honors and is buried at Arlington National Cemetery.
Crime pays.
Crime pays.
Can I interest you in a tasty Spur?
December 13, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Can I interest you in a tasty Spur?
I saw Life in the theaters and it was wild.
Raising the always fun question: What are your most memorable theater-going experiences?
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
It was hands-down one of the most memorable theater-going experiences I can remember, a collective 30-minute butt-clench/armrest-grab for the final climb. And we knew he lived! Wild.
December 12, 2025 at 11:15 PM
I saw Life in the theaters and it was wild.
Last repost. 2 years ago I listened to 91 True crime books in one year thanks to my local library
December 12, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Last repost. 2 years ago I listened to 91 True crime books in one year thanks to my local library
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I honestly think that many people don't know what their public libraries offer besides books. I think that everyone should go on a public library treasure hunt in 2026. Go explore what your library systems offer at no cost to you. Report back to me :)
“I miss blockbuster video” the library has every dvd totally untouched and I never see you there
December 12, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I honestly think that many people don't know what their public libraries offer besides books. I think that everyone should go on a public library treasure hunt in 2026. Go explore what your library systems offer at no cost to you. Report back to me :)
Holy shit. Now I’m transphobic. Wow.
hey @thequeso.bsky.social @andrewfleer.com @senatorgiggity.bsky.social @stevesteverers.whaleoilcandles.com why do you follow this transphobic asshat
December 12, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Holy shit. Now I’m transphobic. Wow.
Why didn’t all these people who knew about Sherrone Moore do any digging before the fact? This was the question that got Big J journalists riled up.
I asked one question and had 10 people tell me to shut up. But sure man.
December 12, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Why didn’t all these people who knew about Sherrone Moore do any digging before the fact? This was the question that got Big J journalists riled up.
I got one last shot. 😂
December 12, 2025 at 3:29 PM
I got one last shot. 😂
It’s so funny that someone can ask “did you FOIA information” and a big J journalist will take that as “we want you to print rumors”. Kinda shows where we are in the American media landscape.
December 12, 2025 at 3:07 PM
It’s so funny that someone can ask “did you FOIA information” and a big J journalist will take that as “we want you to print rumors”. Kinda shows where we are in the American media landscape.
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My porn name.
Harry Loadhole
United States, Census, 1920
United States, Census, 1920
December 12, 2025 at 1:04 PM
My porn name.
As a former Red Sox fan can I disagree with the Dombrowski take?
December 12, 2025 at 1:13 PM
As a former Red Sox fan can I disagree with the Dombrowski take?
My porn name.
Harry Loadhole
United States, Census, 1920
United States, Census, 1920
December 12, 2025 at 1:04 PM
My porn name.
Raisin n’ Spice and everything nice.
Eggo Raisin 'n Spice Waffles (1980-1982): Frozen waffles made with "juicy California raisins" and a cinnamon-spice blend. They appear to have been marketed and sold exclusively in Canada
December 12, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Raisin n’ Spice and everything nice.
Hey @thequeso.bsky.social what’s your list of best songs on OK Computer?
For as tremendous as Karma Police is, it’s probably the third or fourth best song on OK Computer
December 12, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Hey @thequeso.bsky.social what’s your list of best songs on OK Computer?
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Wanna watch this game. My boy Bobby Ross before he won a natty.
Here's what it looked like the last time the ACC Champion didn't play in a traditional New Year's bowl
December 11, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Wanna watch this game. My boy Bobby Ross before he won a natty.
If they had done what they envisioned as a 9-0 map they would have ended with a 5-4 map instead. As it sets now they probably it’s probably 6-3. Trump’s fucking moron.
Indiana’s Senate has voted AGAINST the GOP gerrymander that’d have locked in a 9-0 map.
This keeps the 7-2 map in place, saving two Democratic seats heading into 2026.
The vote failed big, 19/31.
The MAJORITY of the GOP senators opposed it!
This keeps the 7-2 map in place, saving two Democratic seats heading into 2026.
The vote failed big, 19/31.
The MAJORITY of the GOP senators opposed it!
December 11, 2025 at 9:48 PM
If they had done what they envisioned as a 9-0 map they would have ended with a 5-4 map instead. As it sets now they probably it’s probably 6-3. Trump’s fucking moron.
Starting to think this Manuel cat ain’t very good at his job.
Michigan had been alerted prior to Wednesday that Sherrone Moore was dealing with mental health issues yet Warde Manuel fired him alone with no HR rep and no security present, source told NBC Sports.
December 11, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Starting to think this Manuel cat ain’t very good at his job.
Dad had an angioplasty today and his doctors name was Christopher Higgins but I thought it was Christopher Hitchens for a second and I had a fucking banger of a joke locked ready to go. Damnit.
December 11, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Dad had an angioplasty today and his doctors name was Christopher Higgins but I thought it was Christopher Hitchens for a second and I had a fucking banger of a joke locked ready to go. Damnit.
Hey barbarians in civ 6. How about you let me fucking build some shit first.
December 11, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Hey barbarians in civ 6. How about you let me fucking build some shit first.