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Oklahoma Brandtbert
@chrish2122.bsky.social

Please Abraham, I’m not that man.
Just shootin’ the skeet.
Oracle of Oklahoma
3rd Amendment Lover
Founder of the BringBackthePack movement
CB handle = Pocket Change
Pop Tart Handler
Police Academy fan account
Pinned
Best song ever about humpin in a barn.
Rip Lamont
a man in a denim shirt is holding a stack of ice cream cones
ALT: a man in a denim shirt is holding a stack of ice cream cones
media.tenor.com
January 31, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Ngl it’s what a 43 year old looks like today.
This is what a 38-year-old looked like in 1990.
January 31, 2026 at 5:08 PM
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I’m old and have a lot less at stake than many people. If I get arrested, I won’t lose my pension. If I get shot, I’ll lose 10-20 years of arthritis getting worse and worse. I have no reason not to rouse a little rabble.
January 31, 2026 at 1:07 AM
Anyone want to guess how ya boy is doing today?
January 31, 2026 at 5:03 PM
Everyone still on Twitter is knowingly complicit, from yesterday till the end of time.
So what I’m gathering is a pedophilic billionaire successfully worked to destigmatize race science among the academic, political, and business elite partly by sex trafficking girls. Is that the shape of it so far?
January 31, 2026 at 4:07 PM
Can’t decide if I want to eat at a fancy restaurant today or bail. I have a get out of jail free card for it.
January 31, 2026 at 3:52 PM
I found my answer. A converted DG in Skiatook.
January 31, 2026 at 2:44 PM
LFG?
January 31, 2026 at 1:51 PM
Just took some midol LFG!
Yall your favorite libation provider has to work on a Saturday. What’s up with that?
January 31, 2026 at 12:49 PM
Yall your favorite libation provider has to work on a Saturday. What’s up with that?
January 31, 2026 at 11:16 AM
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Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz
January 31, 2026 at 1:00 AM
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Can’t believe they released the Epstein files to cover up for the Melania movie.
January 30, 2026 at 7:47 PM
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When you find out your team is co-owned by a pedophile
January 30, 2026 at 11:15 PM
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... really feel like most americans don't want to be ruled by billionaire pedophiles and some politicians could make some headway on that.
January 30, 2026 at 10:09 PM
Just know, you are always talking to Jose. He will act like he’s Ozzie. But it’s always Jose.
BRB going to buy a house in Vegas
January 30, 2026 at 9:18 PM
Go to sad song.
January 30, 2026 at 9:06 PM
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Sexy spice
Baby spice
Sporty spice
Scary spice
Ho spice.
Yahoo with the frontrunner for Most Insane Social Graphic of 2026
January 30, 2026 at 4:15 PM
Wonder what Tony Dokoupil asked Don Lemons mom?
January 30, 2026 at 8:57 PM
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Donald Trump raped teenagers. This is why that's bad for Joe Biden.
January 30, 2026 at 8:46 PM
January 30, 2026 at 8:44 PM
I would also like some saucy linguals.
January 30, 2026 at 8:08 PM
So they didn’t get a judge to sign off.
The DOJ indictment v Don Lemon et al was just unsealed

12 pages
January 30, 2026 at 8:04 PM
Oh how I miss the deserts of Santa Poco.
Name a film that takes place in the desert.
January 30, 2026 at 7:51 PM
Patti LaBelle?
January 30, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Could sing so well that she could even sing badly well.
January 30, 2026 at 6:27 PM