Oklahoma Brandtbert
@chrish2122.bsky.social
Please Abraham, I’m not that man.
Just shootin’ the skeet.
Oracle of Oklahoma
3rd Amendment Lover
Founder of the BringBackthePack movement
CB handle = Pocket Change
Pop Tart Handler
Police Academy fan account
Pinned
Rip Lamont
a man in a denim shirt is holding a stack of ice cream cones
ALT: a man in a denim shirt is holding a stack of ice cream cones
media.tenor.com
January 31, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Rip Lamont
Ngl it’s what a 43 year old looks like today.
January 31, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Ngl it’s what a 43 year old looks like today.
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I’m old and have a lot less at stake than many people. If I get arrested, I won’t lose my pension. If I get shot, I’ll lose 10-20 years of arthritis getting worse and worse. I have no reason not to rouse a little rabble.
January 31, 2026 at 1:07 AM
I’m old and have a lot less at stake than many people. If I get arrested, I won’t lose my pension. If I get shot, I’ll lose 10-20 years of arthritis getting worse and worse. I have no reason not to rouse a little rabble.
Anyone want to guess how ya boy is doing today?
January 31, 2026 at 5:03 PM
Anyone want to guess how ya boy is doing today?
Everyone still on Twitter is knowingly complicit, from yesterday till the end of time.
So what I’m gathering is a pedophilic billionaire successfully worked to destigmatize race science among the academic, political, and business elite partly by sex trafficking girls. Is that the shape of it so far?
January 31, 2026 at 4:07 PM
Everyone still on Twitter is knowingly complicit, from yesterday till the end of time.
Can’t decide if I want to eat at a fancy restaurant today or bail. I have a get out of jail free card for it.
January 31, 2026 at 3:52 PM
Can’t decide if I want to eat at a fancy restaurant today or bail. I have a get out of jail free card for it.
I found my answer. A converted DG in Skiatook.
January 31, 2026 at 2:44 PM
I found my answer. A converted DG in Skiatook.
Just took some midol LFG!
Yall your favorite libation provider has to work on a Saturday. What’s up with that?
January 31, 2026 at 12:49 PM
Just took some midol LFG!
Yall your favorite libation provider has to work on a Saturday. What’s up with that?
January 31, 2026 at 11:16 AM
Yall your favorite libation provider has to work on a Saturday. What’s up with that?
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Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz
January 31, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz
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Can’t believe they released the Epstein files to cover up for the Melania movie.
January 30, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Can’t believe they released the Epstein files to cover up for the Melania movie.
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When you find out your team is co-owned by a pedophile
January 30, 2026 at 11:15 PM
When you find out your team is co-owned by a pedophile
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... really feel like most americans don't want to be ruled by billionaire pedophiles and some politicians could make some headway on that.
January 30, 2026 at 10:09 PM
... really feel like most americans don't want to be ruled by billionaire pedophiles and some politicians could make some headway on that.
Just know, you are always talking to Jose. He will act like he’s Ozzie. But it’s always Jose.
January 30, 2026 at 9:18 PM
Just know, you are always talking to Jose. He will act like he’s Ozzie. But it’s always Jose.
Go to sad song.
January 30, 2026 at 9:06 PM
Go to sad song.
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Sexy spice
Baby spice
Sporty spice
Scary spice
Ho spice.
Baby spice
Sporty spice
Scary spice
Ho spice.
Yahoo with the frontrunner for Most Insane Social Graphic of 2026
January 30, 2026 at 4:15 PM
Sexy spice
Baby spice
Sporty spice
Scary spice
Ho spice.
Baby spice
Sporty spice
Scary spice
Ho spice.
Wonder what Tony Dokoupil asked Don Lemons mom?
January 30, 2026 at 8:57 PM
Wonder what Tony Dokoupil asked Don Lemons mom?
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Donald Trump raped teenagers. This is why that's bad for Joe Biden.
January 30, 2026 at 8:46 PM
Donald Trump raped teenagers. This is why that's bad for Joe Biden.
I would also like some saucy linguals.
January 30, 2026 at 8:08 PM
I would also like some saucy linguals.
So they didn’t get a judge to sign off.
The DOJ indictment v Don Lemon et al was just unsealed
12 pages
12 pages
January 30, 2026 at 8:04 PM
So they didn’t get a judge to sign off.
Oh how I miss the deserts of Santa Poco.
Name a film that takes place in the desert.
January 30, 2026 at 7:51 PM
Oh how I miss the deserts of Santa Poco.
Patti LaBelle?
January 30, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Patti LaBelle?
Could sing so well that she could even sing badly well.
If I had to pick one scene from one movie, I'd pick this one.
Midnight at the Oasis - Waiting for Guffman HD
YouTube video by artfilm33
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January 30, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Could sing so well that she could even sing badly well.