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Oklahoma Brandtbert

@chrish2122.bsky.social

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Please Abraham, I’m not that man. Just shootin’ the skeet. Oracle of Oklahoma 3rd Amendment Lover Founder of the BringBackthePack movement

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Oklahoma Brandtbert @chrish2122.bsky.social · Feb 24

I’ve been blocked on Twitter by the deputy fbi director for repeatedly asking if he’ll be my Dad Bongino.

Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social · Feb 24

Trump just announced Fox host Dan Bongino as his pick for deputy FBI director.

Yes. Dan Bongino.

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Oklahoma Brandtbert @chrish2122.bsky.social · 38m

MANatee’s

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Grant Nixon @gr8ball83.bsky.social · 5h

Quick reminder to everyone still up, Texas sucks.

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Oklahoma Brandtbert @chrish2122.bsky.social · 1h

Just do what I tell my kid to do when something sucks and you don’t wanna do it anymore. Quit.

Oklahoma Brandtbert @chrish2122.bsky.social · 8h

Seattle being good again is wild. 😂. They were bad for a bit.

Oklahoma Brandtbert @chrish2122.bsky.social · 9h

Pitchers duel. They are both dealing. Skubals pitch count is getting up there tho.

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Oklahoma Brandtbert @chrish2122.bsky.social · 9h

I do. But playoff baseball. I might switch for the 2nd half

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Oklahoma Brandtbert @chrish2122.bsky.social · 14h

DC and PR should be represented. They pay taxes don’t they?

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 17h

Thune: "If the Democrats had won the majority, they probably would've tried to nuke the filibuster. And then you'd have four new senators from Puerto Rico and DC, you'd have a packed Supreme Court, you'd have abortion on demand ... "

Oklahoma Brandtbert @chrish2122.bsky.social · 14h

I’ve gotten so much use out of this the last few days. Hogs are hot.

Oklahoma Brandtbert @chrish2122.bsky.social · 14h

This is why congressperson isn’t a real job and why those folks never retire. “Sure fighting fascism is in the job description but seriously who wants to do all that? Why can’t yall just give me an obscene amount of money for nothing?”

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Oklahoma Brandtbert @chrish2122.bsky.social · 14h

Obligatory Wick Pic

Oklahoma Brandtbert @chrish2122.bsky.social · 14h

Oh no doubt. It was just the flash feeling of “what did I do?” It went away quickly but I totally get how this guy felt.

My wife was really good “you didn’t do anything on purpose and I should have known it was wine.” Yeah you should have. 😂

Oklahoma Brandtbert @chrish2122.bsky.social · 14h

I remember when I was a year into my alcohol free livin and we went to a wedding and my wife was like “I can’t tell if this is wine or lemonade.” I tried it and was watered down wine. I kinda freaked, felt like I had done something awful. I felt so bad for this guy when I watched the video.

Coach Jerry (referee 🔵) @gopher33j.bsky.social · 15h

I’ve seen this posted a few different places - as somebody over a decade sober this would piss me off and I would cease contact with that sister.

It’s not funny - nor a joke - this is abuse.

Tik tok post where a young man was served rum cake at a five year olds ?!?! Birthday party and not told. He was also five years sober and didn’t know it was rum cake until he ate it.
Vile shit

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Coach Jerry (referee 🔵) @gopher33j.bsky.social · 15h

I’ve seen this posted a few different places - as somebody over a decade sober this would piss me off and I would cease contact with that sister.

It’s not funny - nor a joke - this is abuse.

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Oklahoma Brandtbert @chrish2122.bsky.social · 16h

The best one is firestorm and Guy Gardner hookup. Guy has no idea that he’s about to become a Guy Gardner sandwich.

Oklahoma Brandtbert @chrish2122.bsky.social · 17h

HAIM!

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Oklahoma Brandtbert @chrish2122.bsky.social · 17h

Skat a bo.

Oklahoma Brandtbert @chrish2122.bsky.social · 17h

😂

Oklahoma Brandtbert @chrish2122.bsky.social · 18h

See but all it allows me is to see other dummies like me. But at least they are too dumb to know they are dumb. Now that’s bliss.

Oklahoma Brandtbert @chrish2122.bsky.social · 18h

I hate that I’m smart enough to know I’m dumb but not smart enough to actually be smart.

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Oklahoma Brandtbert @chrish2122.bsky.social · 18h

Yeah, but your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.

BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 18h

anything can be kicked

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 18h

anything can be kicked

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Oklahoma Brandtbert @chrish2122.bsky.social · 18h

Oh you’re gonna fire air traffic who call out sick during a shutdown, while you currently have a shortage? Of course you do, you’re 12.

Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 19h

Seems like a bad idea to fire air traffic controllers when there's already a shortage but what do I know

Sean Duffy Threatens to Fire Air Traffic Controllers as 10% Call Out Sick During Shutdown

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Oklahoma Brandtbert @chrish2122.bsky.social · 19h

That’s not what he said. Why lie when you are talking about Donald Trump. He’s bad enough on his own.

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