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May
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Grateful to discover this new habitable social planet!
😂😂😂😂
Nature Begins Reclaiming Chuck Grassley
December 2, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I am so borrowing this idea next time I have a pie in the fridge.
November 28, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Her time and effort were worth the best laugh I’ve had in days!
Today’s #CupOfJoe goes to this momma for destroying the worst egg of them all. May the justice department follow suit.
November 28, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Better than drafting
Small and smaller. Tiny snail hitching a ride from a bigger slug.
#blueskyartshow #small #photography #snails #Fibonaccisequence #animals #wildlife
November 23, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Leading by example. 👏
Earlier this morning, President Trump threatened me and a group of service and veteran Members of Congress with arrest, trial, and death by hanging.

Here’s my response:
November 20, 2025 at 6:32 PM
That’s the way!
Important: House Dem leaders just said Trump's call for execution of Dems has prompted them to contact US Capitol Police and House Sergeant at Arms to "ensure the safety of these members and their families."

Treat Trump like an unhinged menace. He's weak and in deep political trouble. Don't let up.
November 20, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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I really hate it when scientists keep saying that “we need to rebuild trust in science,” because it implies that scientists are to blame for the mistrust rather than the millions of dollars of dark money that have funded political attacks on science in order to advance a far right agenda.
November 19, 2025 at 9:48 PM
He f*ing admits it right in front of the treasonous asshat who just shamed reporters for asking the embarrassing question about the cold blooded murder of an American. And the asshat gave him big beautiful dinner!
MBS claims the murder of Khashoggi was "a huge mistake and we're our doing our best that this doesn't happen again."
November 19, 2025 at 2:54 PM
We must never forget this particular moment. Ever.
Trump suggests Khashoggi had it coming: "You're mentioning someone that was extremely controversial. A lot of people didn't like that gentleman that you're talking about. Whether you like him or didn't like him, things happen. But he knew nothing about it. You don't have to embarrass our guest."
November 19, 2025 at 12:22 PM
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a new study finds that there is enough microplastic in your nads to make a little army guy. whats worse is that its the guy with the radio so he doesnt even have a gun. and he has a bunch of extra plastic along the seam on the bottom so he keeps falling over.
November 18, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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Here for it.
November 16, 2025 at 8:55 PM
News just parodies the Onion now?
November 15, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Why am I laughing so hard?
It’s really something. The greatest country in the history of the world twice elected the most stupid, most ignorant, biggest idiot in the history of the world.
November 15, 2025 at 12:25 PM
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The America First guy has brought in 566 foreign workers during his 5 years in office to work at his companies instead of hiring Americans. And counting.
November 13, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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WATCH: @raskin.house.gov explains the deal that would allow eight GOP senators lucrative lawsuits over phone record subpoenas:

"It's certainly the most corrupt provision authorizing financial self-dealing and plunder of the public passed by Congress in this century."
November 13, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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🗣🗣🗣BUT HIS EMAILS
November 12, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Spot on.
On the Senate Dems Courageously Caving to the GOP
November 11, 2025 at 11:08 PM
The same ones worried about vaccines have no problem with persistent daily exposure to dangerous chemicals.
November 11, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Lol
PS The Miracle Mile is in Vegas
Call in the troops to solve the commercial real estate crisis in our swanky downtown cores

You can’t make this shit up, folks
November 11, 2025 at 3:57 PM
He’s not dumb.
Chris Murphy: "There will be pretty substantial damage to a Dem brand that has been rehabilitated if on the heels of an election in which the people told us to keep fighting, we immediately stop... if we surrender without having gotten anything, I worry it'll be hard to get them back up off the mat"
November 10, 2025 at 12:08 PM
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Attention Mike Johnson.
November 9, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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Democrats have to stop bailing out Republicans from facing the consequences of their own policies. And yeah, that means they have to stop sparing voters from experiencing what GOP government truly means.

Every time Dems step in, it only emboldens the GOP & they make it even worse the next time.
So Democrats get:

1. A CR that will prevent the GOP from facing the wrath of Americans for a shutdown over the holidays

2. A coupon for one (1) meaningless ACA vote that will fail

3. An end to the illegal RIF/SNAP moves that are already before the courts

Those all seem like wins for the GOP.
November 10, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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Donald Trump’s approval rating has tanked and Republican suffered heavy losses in last week’s elections. There’s never been a better time for Senate Democrats to cave on the ACA extension.
November 9, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I’m here!
November 8, 2025 at 6:46 PM