Clay Ranck
@clayranck.bsky.social
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These are depraved people who have accumulated so much money that they’re now living out their depraved fantasies. We have a civic duty to stop them from doing that.
Dude is quickly climbing the ranks of Most Dangerous Man Alive
February 17, 2026 at 8:15 AM
These are depraved people who have accumulated so much money that they’re now living out their depraved fantasies. We have a civic duty to stop them from doing that.
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Where he killed himself but the rope found was not the rope that actually killed him? That one?
February 17, 2026 at 4:10 AM
Where he killed himself but the rope found was not the rope that actually killed him? That one?
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February 17, 2026 at 8:07 AM
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She’s on the wall for a reason
February 17, 2026 at 4:03 AM
She’s on the wall for a reason
As a former “reply guy” on Twitter, I’d encourage you to follow @xeynon.bsky.social. Always enjoy hearing his perspective, and I don’t think my old Twitter crowd knows him that well b/c I found him on Threads. But @shoe.bsky.social follows him (and me) so that is a mark against him (and me). 😂
She's my governor and honestly I could not be happier with her.
She is pragmatic and effective, and she gives no fucks whatsoever about bad faith Republican bullshit.
The Ice Queen of the Rappahannock.
She is pragmatic and effective, and she gives no fucks whatsoever about bad faith Republican bullshit.
The Ice Queen of the Rappahannock.
February 17, 2026 at 7:52 AM
As a former “reply guy” on Twitter, I’d encourage you to follow @xeynon.bsky.social. Always enjoy hearing his perspective, and I don’t think my old Twitter crowd knows him that well b/c I found him on Threads. But @shoe.bsky.social follows him (and me) so that is a mark against him (and me). 😂
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She's my governor and honestly I could not be happier with her.
She is pragmatic and effective, and she gives no fucks whatsoever about bad faith Republican bullshit.
The Ice Queen of the Rappahannock.
She is pragmatic and effective, and she gives no fucks whatsoever about bad faith Republican bullshit.
The Ice Queen of the Rappahannock.
February 17, 2026 at 4:27 AM
She's my governor and honestly I could not be happier with her.
She is pragmatic and effective, and she gives no fucks whatsoever about bad faith Republican bullshit.
The Ice Queen of the Rappahannock.
She is pragmatic and effective, and she gives no fucks whatsoever about bad faith Republican bullshit.
The Ice Queen of the Rappahannock.
You texted a former CIA agent and didn’t think she’d keep the receipts? These Republicans are amateurs.
This is a nice move in an interview www.nytimes.com/2026/02/16/u...
February 17, 2026 at 7:21 AM
You texted a former CIA agent and didn’t think she’d keep the receipts? These Republicans are amateurs.
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Years and years of bitching and moaning about wastefraudabuse, only because they assumed everyone in government was as morally and lawfully bankrupt as they were
February 17, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Years and years of bitching and moaning about wastefraudabuse, only because they assumed everyone in government was as morally and lawfully bankrupt as they were
Why did I not pause the Olympic broadcast while I was making stir fry earlier so I could skip the local news tonight before the late night events?
a man in a suit and tie is smoking a cigarette .
Alt: Jonah Hill in a suit and tie puts his hand over his face
media.tenor.com
February 17, 2026 at 7:03 AM
Why did I not pause the Olympic broadcast while I was making stir fry earlier so I could skip the local news tonight before the late night events?
Kevin O’Leary going on CNN and suggesting other guests should move to other countries like Cuba or China is just wild. Bitch, you don’t even go here! You’re Canadian.
February 17, 2026 at 4:16 AM
Kevin O’Leary going on CNN and suggesting other guests should move to other countries like Cuba or China is just wild. Bitch, you don’t even go here! You’re Canadian.
More details on Kristi Noem’s fuck palace in the sky:
The interior of Kristi Noem’s new billionaire-class luxury jet is complete with two bidets and a wet bar with a wine chiller. It will be purchased on our dime from the slush fund Congress approved in the One Big Beautiful Bill.
open.substack.com/pub/newsnotn...
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Let Them Fly First Class: Kristi Noem’s DHS Luxury Jet Scandal
Inside Noem's flying palace. Plus: Pentagon demands obedient, deadly AI. The race to deploy untested nuclear reactors. Lawmakers move to rein in presidential pardons. And remembering Robert Duvall.
open.substack.com
February 17, 2026 at 3:38 AM
More details on Kristi Noem’s fuck palace in the sky:
There is a reason Ghislaine Maxwell is in a minimum security prison in Texas instead of the prison in Florida where she was being held, and it’s not because there’s a witch hunt going on.
Noah Rothman on the Epstein files: "It is a witch hunt. It‘s a moral panic."
February 17, 2026 at 3:19 AM
There is a reason Ghislaine Maxwell is in a minimum security prison in Texas instead of the prison in Florida where she was being held, and it’s not because there’s a witch hunt going on.
“triplesec def” is amazing 😂
well of fucking course the triplesec def is reading the statue pfp's demands to do a cultural revolution at the war colleges because of vague concerns about wokeness or some shit.
February 17, 2026 at 3:15 AM
“triplesec def” is amazing 😂
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Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
February 16, 2026 at 11:52 PM
Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
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There's always a grift.
Trump's plan to rename Dulles airport after himself is tied to plans to grift off the name change.
February 17, 2026 at 1:32 AM
There's always a grift.
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The fact that @nytimes.com will break its own rules in order to deliberately make a Democratic member of Congress look incompetent should indicate to everyone what the AG Sulzberger and editors think of their audience.
“Readers should be able to assume that every word between quotation marks is what the speaker or writer said….The writer should, of course, omit extraneous syllables like ‘um’ and may judiciously delete false starts.”
From the New York Times’ “Guidelines on Integrity”
From the New York Times’ “Guidelines on Integrity”
Have you ever once seen the New York Times quote Trump like this?
February 16, 2026 at 11:39 PM
The fact that @nytimes.com will break its own rules in order to deliberately make a Democratic member of Congress look incompetent should indicate to everyone what the AG Sulzberger and editors think of their audience.
“Readers should be able to assume that every word between quotation marks is what the speaker or writer said….The writer should, of course, omit extraneous syllables like ‘um’ and may judiciously delete false starts.”
From the New York Times’ “Guidelines on Integrity”
From the New York Times’ “Guidelines on Integrity”
Have you ever once seen the New York Times quote Trump like this?
February 16, 2026 at 11:29 PM
“Readers should be able to assume that every word between quotation marks is what the speaker or writer said….The writer should, of course, omit extraneous syllables like ‘um’ and may judiciously delete false starts.”
From the New York Times’ “Guidelines on Integrity”
From the New York Times’ “Guidelines on Integrity”
The documentary was always just a way for Jeff Bezos to legally pay a bribe to the Trumps.
The Melania movie is on track to lose Amazon tens of millions of dollars.
The company paid $75 million to acquire and market the movie. In the best-case scenario, the movie is on track to bring them in $10 million.
The company paid $75 million to acquire and market the movie. In the best-case scenario, the movie is on track to bring them in $10 million.
February 16, 2026 at 11:03 PM
The documentary was always just a way for Jeff Bezos to legally pay a bribe to the Trumps.
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you know what famous modern world leader was counting on his troops to act like the myth of spartan soldiers - and who lost one of the most key battles in human history as a result?
I'll give you a hint: his name rhymes with shitler
I'll give you a hint: his name rhymes with shitler
February 16, 2026 at 8:47 PM
you know what famous modern world leader was counting on his troops to act like the myth of spartan soldiers - and who lost one of the most key battles in human history as a result?
I'll give you a hint: his name rhymes with shitler
I'll give you a hint: his name rhymes with shitler
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Another in The New York Times' series of stories of the "style" of young right wing extremists and virulent racists. 1/
Handsome at Any Cost
www.nytimes.com
February 16, 2026 at 3:08 AM
Another in The New York Times' series of stories of the "style" of young right wing extremists and virulent racists. 1/
OMG this is awesome
Yes,,, your boy has taken a ride in the 4 man bobsled,,, but im an adrenaline junkie and needed to try skeleton. And now I’ve officially joined the team and am gonna try to start competing.
66 years old going 66 mph.
66 years old going 66 mph.
February 16, 2026 at 10:13 PM
OMG this is awesome
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Man who could barely write coherently thinks that writing is bad.
This is also not the worst thing Epstein has ever said or done but it is incredibly stupid and it’s the worst thing I’m willing to put on people’s feeds.
February 16, 2026 at 9:19 PM
Man who could barely write coherently thinks that writing is bad.
🎵 Maxwell, Bannon, Larry Summers
Wexner, Trump and Kathy Ruemmler
We didn’t start the fire
It was always burning
Since the world’s been turning 🎵
Wexner, Trump and Kathy Ruemmler
We didn’t start the fire
It was always burning
Since the world’s been turning 🎵
"We Didn't Start the Fire," but with 300 names from the Epstein Files
February 16, 2026 at 9:56 PM
🎵 Maxwell, Bannon, Larry Summers
Wexner, Trump and Kathy Ruemmler
We didn’t start the fire
It was always burning
Since the world’s been turning 🎵
Wexner, Trump and Kathy Ruemmler
We didn’t start the fire
It was always burning
Since the world’s been turning 🎵
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“And that fucking hair, my God! I believe the hair is the Donald…I believe the body is the maintenance system for the hair.” 😂
Man, I miss Robin Williams so much.
Man, I miss Robin Williams so much.
Robin Williams on Trump in 2012: And he owns all these beauty pageants.
Miss America, Miss Universe. Isn't that a bit like Michael Vick owning a series of pet stores? It's a f-cking catch and release program for him.
This is a man who said, 'My daughter is hot.'
Miss America, Miss Universe. Isn't that a bit like Michael Vick owning a series of pet stores? It's a f-cking catch and release program for him.
This is a man who said, 'My daughter is hot.'
February 16, 2026 at 6:56 AM
“And that fucking hair, my God! I believe the hair is the Donald…I believe the body is the maintenance system for the hair.” 😂
Man, I miss Robin Williams so much.
Man, I miss Robin Williams so much.
“Truly, whoever can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.” -Voltaire
Ossoff: "Among today's false prophets are the election deniers who indulge this president's obsession with overturning the 2020 election. Hear me when I say this -- they tell a lie so absurd, and therefore so debasing, that the act of telling it proves the teller's total and humiliating submission."
February 16, 2026 at 6:13 PM
“Truly, whoever can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.” -Voltaire