Clify
@clify.bsky.social
Bluesky darling
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Clify
@clify.bsky.social
· Jan 31
A grape is like the globe, it's round but looks flat when you're standing on it
A couple days ago, the guy in the next stall was using 5-10ft of TP per wipe. Wanted to share that info with someone but forgot until now.
January 17, 2026 at 3:59 PM
A couple days ago, the guy in the next stall was using 5-10ft of TP per wipe. Wanted to share that info with someone but forgot until now.
The year is 2030 and you just bought a ticket from stubhub but but its ai counterfeit. The police are knocking but you can't find the post it note that has your front door password written on it.
December 23, 2025 at 9:38 PM
The year is 2030 and you just bought a ticket from stubhub but but its ai counterfeit. The police are knocking but you can't find the post it note that has your front door password written on it.
Helluva bears game last night
December 21, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Helluva bears game last night
Saturday night football? Is nothing sacred?
December 21, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Saturday night football? Is nothing sacred?
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ME: i’m nervous about my date should i bring anything
FRIEND: just be nice
ME: okay
[later]
DATE: what is this
ME: bean ice
FRIEND: just be nice
ME: okay
[later]
DATE: what is this
ME: bean ice
December 18, 2025 at 5:06 PM
ME: i’m nervous about my date should i bring anything
FRIEND: just be nice
ME: okay
[later]
DATE: what is this
ME: bean ice
FRIEND: just be nice
ME: okay
[later]
DATE: what is this
ME: bean ice
I don't mean to brag, but today my mom said I look nicer than normal. And to explain that, she said "your beard is the same color as your hair"
December 8, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I don't mean to brag, but today my mom said I look nicer than normal. And to explain that, she said "your beard is the same color as your hair"
Giving the little guy what he wants
November 30, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Giving the little guy what he wants
I've been blocking every political post and there's nothing left but you 😍
November 30, 2025 at 3:30 AM
I've been blocking every political post and there's nothing left but you 😍
It's snowing and I'm settled in, no more doing things please
November 29, 2025 at 11:07 PM
It's snowing and I'm settled in, no more doing things please
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I’d have to be pretty turdrunken to eat a turducken
November 27, 2025 at 10:06 PM
I’d have to be pretty turdrunken to eat a turducken
Happy Thanksgiving ya turkeys
November 27, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Happy Thanksgiving ya turkeys
I went golfing today and the old grumpy guy in the pro shop was watching beavis and butthead
November 23, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I went golfing today and the old grumpy guy in the pro shop was watching beavis and butthead
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i mean whiskey is prob the only way i’ll tango or foxtrot tbh.
November 18, 2025 at 1:13 AM
i mean whiskey is prob the only way i’ll tango or foxtrot tbh.
When your cat is sitting on you, all regal like the king claimed his land. Try to overthrow the king, I dare you.
November 17, 2025 at 6:35 PM
When your cat is sitting on you, all regal like the king claimed his land. Try to overthrow the king, I dare you.
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folks, this is your captain speaking with an update on our arrival: air traffic control has gone home and they have rolled up the runways. the runways are gone. they were mats the whole time. but I want you all to know that it’s ok. to be white
November 9, 2025 at 9:55 PM
folks, this is your captain speaking with an update on our arrival: air traffic control has gone home and they have rolled up the runways. the runways are gone. they were mats the whole time. but I want you all to know that it’s ok. to be white
Is it OK for me, a non-NYC person, to not care who is mayor there? It's fine to feel this way? All this debate makes me feel guilty.
November 5, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Is it OK for me, a non-NYC person, to not care who is mayor there? It's fine to feel this way? All this debate makes me feel guilty.
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using the extra hour to yearn
November 2, 2025 at 11:32 AM
using the extra hour to yearn
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Toronto, you will not taste victory until you sacrifice Drake
November 2, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Toronto, you will not taste victory until you sacrifice Drake
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They're going to change the clocks this weekend and the president is powerless to stop it. Because he's weak and a loser. That's what they're saying sir
October 27, 2025 at 4:47 PM
They're going to change the clocks this weekend and the president is powerless to stop it. Because he's weak and a loser. That's what they're saying sir
Perfect body shape for a minion
November 1, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Perfect body shape for a minion
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Cheating on an exam by memorizing everything the professor taught in advance so I can easily answer all the questions
January 24, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Cheating on an exam by memorizing everything the professor taught in advance so I can easily answer all the questions
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your god can’t save you now
October 23, 2025 at 8:54 PM
your god can’t save you now
