🦋Kel Fitzgerald💋
@closer2fine.bsky.social
They remade my belly with skin from my butt! | Funko Enthusiast | Theatre Lover | "I fought NoRoMos in the 90s." | I host the Ted Lasso spaces about kissing.
See you in November, @stepsoffaith.bsky.social
August 8, 2025 at 4:23 PM
See you in November, @stepsoffaith.bsky.social
@briancgrubb.bsky.social instead of subjecting myself to the Phillies tonight, I am rewatching McMillion$ for our main FBI Guy Doug Matthews.
July 12, 2025 at 9:03 PM
@briancgrubb.bsky.social instead of subjecting myself to the Phillies tonight, I am rewatching McMillion$ for our main FBI Guy Doug Matthews.
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Let's GOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
SAVE THE DATE: #THUNDERGONG! is back November 8th!⚡
Mark your calendar for Saturday, November 8th at the Uptown Theater in Kansas City for a night of music, laughs and giving, hosted by Jason Sudeikis. This is one night you won’t want to miss.
All to help provide care for amputees in need.
Mark your calendar for Saturday, November 8th at the Uptown Theater in Kansas City for a night of music, laughs and giving, hosted by Jason Sudeikis. This is one night you won’t want to miss.
All to help provide care for amputees in need.
May 20, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Let's GOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
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Philly is the most special place on earth
May 12, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Philly is the most special place on earth
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And the Sun-Times got a photo of the new pope at a Sox Game (yes yes the 2005 World Series) — chicago.suntimes.com/religion/202...
Chicago high school cheers White Sox fan Pope Leo XIV — 'He's one of us'
While Robert Francis Prevost didn’t attend St. Rita of Cascia High School in Ashburn, his connection to the school runs deep. In the 1980s, he was a substitute and summer school teacher at the school ...
chicago.suntimes.com
May 9, 2025 at 1:41 AM
And the Sun-Times got a photo of the new pope at a Sox Game (yes yes the 2005 World Series) — chicago.suntimes.com/religion/202...
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who called it woke pope and not Opus DEI
May 8, 2025 at 5:42 PM
who called it woke pope and not Opus DEI
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Jesus pitching on the day we have a new Pope?!?!?
May 8, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Jesus pitching on the day we have a new Pope?!?!?
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THIS IS UNPRECEDENTED
guys this is the biggest and most important data point this is EVERYTHING
the pillars of the Synodal Way are forceful and aggressive clerical abuse reforms, women’s ordination, same-sex marriage, LGBTQ rights, etc. the old guard Vatican treated them like HERETICS
guys this is the biggest and most important data point this is EVERYTHING
the pillars of the Synodal Way are forceful and aggressive clerical abuse reforms, women’s ordination, same-sex marriage, LGBTQ rights, etc. the old guard Vatican treated them like HERETICS
I honestly have no idea how many languages this is being filtered through or via what channels but yeah: "he is particularly happy to talk to the Germans about the synodal way... "
May 8, 2025 at 7:28 PM
THIS IS UNPRECEDENTED
guys this is the biggest and most important data point this is EVERYTHING
the pillars of the Synodal Way are forceful and aggressive clerical abuse reforms, women’s ordination, same-sex marriage, LGBTQ rights, etc. the old guard Vatican treated them like HERETICS
guys this is the biggest and most important data point this is EVERYTHING
the pillars of the Synodal Way are forceful and aggressive clerical abuse reforms, women’s ordination, same-sex marriage, LGBTQ rights, etc. the old guard Vatican treated them like HERETICS
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“Not proactively LGBT hostile” is about the best you can hope for from a Pope so if you have to dig back to 2012 to find an “alternative lifestyles” quote from Leo XIV that honestly beats the curve.
May 8, 2025 at 6:05 PM
“Not proactively LGBT hostile” is about the best you can hope for from a Pope so if you have to dig back to 2012 to find an “alternative lifestyles” quote from Leo XIV that honestly beats the curve.
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It’s an embarrassment Jose Alvarado has to pitch today. Gross
April 19, 2025 at 8:19 PM
It’s an embarrassment Jose Alvarado has to pitch today. Gross
The absolute most important theme song in history.
Unbelievably, the iconic Philadelphia anthem and Action News theme song "Move Closer to Your World" has never been officially released commercially. UNTIL TODAY.
Apple Music: music.apple.com/us/album/mov...
Spotify: open.spotify.com/track/6CrWtZ...
Apple Music: music.apple.com/us/album/mov...
Spotify: open.spotify.com/track/6CrWtZ...
Move Closer to Your World by Al Ham & The Hillside Singers on Apple Music
music.apple.com
April 9, 2025 at 8:09 PM
The absolute most important theme song in history.
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GAME NITE featuring Will Forte is coming to the Valentine Room @ the Uptown Theater on May 2nd!
Limited tickets & sponsorships available now at stepsoffaithfoundation.org/gamenite
All proceeds benefit amputees in need!
Limited tickets & sponsorships available now at stepsoffaithfoundation.org/gamenite
All proceeds benefit amputees in need!
April 4, 2025 at 3:39 PM
GAME NITE featuring Will Forte is coming to the Valentine Room @ the Uptown Theater on May 2nd!
Limited tickets & sponsorships available now at stepsoffaithfoundation.org/gamenite
All proceeds benefit amputees in need!
Limited tickets & sponsorships available now at stepsoffaithfoundation.org/gamenite
All proceeds benefit amputees in need!
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Guardians hat on a Twins ad makes sense to the Fanatics and that explains everything you need to know about the Fanatics
March 28, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Guardians hat on a Twins ad makes sense to the Fanatics and that explains everything you need to know about the Fanatics
So the minute I stop watching the game on TV the Phillies scored twice. I listened to them on the radio go up 3-1 and then end up tied 3-3 and then when I got home, I didn’t watch anything or listen to anything and they won 7-3.
Am I not allowed to watch the Phillies?
Am I not allowed to watch the Phillies?
March 27, 2025 at 11:19 PM
So the minute I stop watching the game on TV the Phillies scored twice. I listened to them on the radio go up 3-1 and then end up tied 3-3 and then when I got home, I didn’t watch anything or listen to anything and they won 7-3.
Am I not allowed to watch the Phillies?
Am I not allowed to watch the Phillies?
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My timeline:
SCHWARBOMB
DINGER
BOOM
The government is burning the National Archives for kindling.
SCWHWAAAARBOOOOMB
SCHWARBOMB
DINGER
BOOM
The government is burning the National Archives for kindling.
SCWHWAAAARBOOOOMB
March 27, 2025 at 9:49 PM
My timeline:
SCHWARBOMB
DINGER
BOOM
The government is burning the National Archives for kindling.
SCWHWAAAARBOOOOMB
SCHWARBOMB
DINGER
BOOM
The government is burning the National Archives for kindling.
SCWHWAAAARBOOOOMB
5th inning and it’s time.
March 27, 2025 at 9:08 PM
5th inning and it’s time.
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Throw some ground balls, they’re more Democratic
March 27, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Throw some ground balls, they’re more Democratic
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“Strikeouts are fascist.”
-Crash Davis, MLB, and, apparently, the United States
-Crash Davis, MLB, and, apparently, the United States
March 27, 2025 at 8:56 PM
“Strikeouts are fascist.”
-Crash Davis, MLB, and, apparently, the United States
-Crash Davis, MLB, and, apparently, the United States
Love to wait all winter for the thrill of a 1-0 Phillies loss.
March 27, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Love to wait all winter for the thrill of a 1-0 Phillies loss.
If Wheeler doesn't get his Cy Young this year, I am going to end up on the news. (derogatory)
March 27, 2025 at 8:32 PM
If Wheeler doesn't get his Cy Young this year, I am going to end up on the news. (derogatory)
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