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toasty
@clowning4two.bsky.social
· Nov 16
Just started my new job as the King's Torturer. I've got a lot of new ideas that I can bring to the table. A Cat o' ten tails, for instance. Perhaps eleven.
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me: the blue shell only hits the person in first
alien that’s been on earth for 30 min: how do you drift
alien that’s been on earth for 30 min: how do you drift
December 2, 2024 at 2:44 AM
me: the blue shell only hits the person in first
alien that’s been on earth for 30 min: how do you drift
alien that’s been on earth for 30 min: how do you drift
Loved the sequel, We Bought a Zoo and Got One Free
November 29, 2024 at 7:22 PM
Loved the sequel, We Bought a Zoo and Got One Free
"an old lamb" really took this up a tier
November 26, 2024 at 5:34 PM
"an old lamb" really took this up a tier
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Me, seeing an ant in my house: no
Still me, but the ant is carrying a crumb: yes
Still me, but the ant is carrying a crumb: yes
November 26, 2024 at 1:30 PM
Me, seeing an ant in my house: no
Still me, but the ant is carrying a crumb: yes
Still me, but the ant is carrying a crumb: yes
Seeing this at 0 likes
a man in a hoodie is running on a city street .
ALT: a man in a hoodie is running on a city street .
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2024 at 12:29 PM
Seeing this at 0 likes
Gives it a rustic feel
November 25, 2024 at 8:29 PM
Gives it a rustic feel
Thanks to shrinkflation and tariffs Steely Dan will now be known as Aluminiumy Dan
November 25, 2024 at 8:28 PM
Thanks to shrinkflation and tariffs Steely Dan will now be known as Aluminiumy Dan
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I feel pretty good as long as I only think about two or three things
November 24, 2024 at 6:28 PM
I feel pretty good as long as I only think about two or three things
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Someone tried explaining cryptocurrency to me, and I spent the whole time willing an asteroid to exclusively target them.
November 24, 2024 at 6:47 PM
Someone tried explaining cryptocurrency to me, and I spent the whole time willing an asteroid to exclusively target them.
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two, also known as "the baker's one"
November 24, 2024 at 2:29 PM
two, also known as "the baker's one"
Alternatively:
Gladiator
G2: Judgment Day
Gladiator 3: Rise of the Byzantines
Gladiator
G2: Judgment Day
Gladiator 3: Rise of the Byzantines
November 24, 2024 at 11:35 AM
Alternatively:
Gladiator
G2: Judgment Day
Gladiator 3: Rise of the Byzantines
Gladiator
G2: Judgment Day
Gladiator 3: Rise of the Byzantines
Cool youth pastor: do you know who else was a carpenter?
November 23, 2024 at 5:02 PM
Cool youth pastor: do you know who else was a carpenter?
she starter on my pack til I skeet
Drafting 50 variations of "she x on my y until I z" so I can be included in a Poster™ starter pack
November 23, 2024 at 4:29 PM
she starter on my pack til I skeet
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[taking FRIENDS quiz]
7. Which character do you most identify with?
☑️ Ross
8. Which is your least favorite character?
☑️ Ross
7. Which character do you most identify with?
☑️ Ross
8. Which is your least favorite character?
☑️ Ross
November 22, 2024 at 11:19 PM
[taking FRIENDS quiz]
7. Which character do you most identify with?
☑️ Ross
8. Which is your least favorite character?
☑️ Ross
7. Which character do you most identify with?
☑️ Ross
8. Which is your least favorite character?
☑️ Ross
House prices on the conceptual plane have skyrocketed
November 23, 2024 at 12:24 PM
House prices on the conceptual plane have skyrocketed
Drafting 50 variations of "she x on my y until I z" so I can be included in a Poster™ starter pack
November 23, 2024 at 10:29 AM
Drafting 50 variations of "she x on my y until I z" so I can be included in a Poster™ starter pack
But 7.6k posts? We might be onto something here.
7.5k posts is too many
November 22, 2024 at 12:10 AM
But 7.6k posts? We might be onto something here.
The bots have arrived. I repeat, the bots have arrived.
November 21, 2024 at 9:46 PM
The bots have arrived. I repeat, the bots have arrived.
A step further - my timeline is a reflection of my soul, and a poor feed is punishment for my sins
November 17, 2024 at 10:48 AM
A step further - my timeline is a reflection of my soul, and a poor feed is punishment for my sins
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they should put me on a bluesky ender pack. once you follow me you have 14 more days to live.
November 17, 2024 at 7:31 AM
they should put me on a bluesky ender pack. once you follow me you have 14 more days to live.
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BOSS: is your makeup tattooed on?
ME: yeah it's exhausting to have to put it on every single morning
BOSS: why a clown though
ME: yeah it's exhausting to have to put it on every single morning
BOSS: why a clown though
November 16, 2024 at 2:10 PM
BOSS: is your makeup tattooed on?
ME: yeah it's exhausting to have to put it on every single morning
BOSS: why a clown though
ME: yeah it's exhausting to have to put it on every single morning
BOSS: why a clown though
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There are 206 bones in the human body, which is way too many. My administration will cut this down to 100 bones
November 15, 2024 at 2:01 PM
There are 206 bones in the human body, which is way too many. My administration will cut this down to 100 bones