Christi Green
@cmgreen86.bsky.social
Twin mom. Recovering Baptist. Amateur potter. Disabled ADHDer working in tech. she/her #ROC
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Christi Green
@cmgreen86.bsky.social
· Oct 22
Going to do that shameless self promotion thing here, because I'm looking to start selling my ceramics and I have my first batch of earrings ready to go (with many more in the works!). If anyone is interested in one of these pairs of handmade earrings send me a DM. $40 includes shipping in US!
Counterpoint: absolutely the fuck not!
Cafes across the U.S. are embracing the low- and no-caffeine lifestyle, with options that are a far cry from dusty tea bags and rewarmed decaf. nyti.ms/3XKlqoj
December 10, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Counterpoint: absolutely the fuck not!
Stayed home from pottery tonight because I feel like death warmed over. Enough so that my husband risked life and limb to tell me I look like I feel like shit. And for a chronic illness girlie, it takes a LOT for me to visibly show how bad I'm feeling. Think it's a TV on the couch with my pup night.
December 10, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Stayed home from pottery tonight because I feel like death warmed over. Enough so that my husband risked life and limb to tell me I look like I feel like shit. And for a chronic illness girlie, it takes a LOT for me to visibly show how bad I'm feeling. Think it's a TV on the couch with my pup night.
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In a world where everything feels more shoddy by the day, handmade pottery made from the earth we walk on is a soothing respite.
December 8, 2025 at 5:31 AM
In a world where everything feels more shoddy by the day, handmade pottery made from the earth we walk on is a soothing respite.
Flu shot and Novavax booster this morning before I rest my busted body for the rest of the day. Massage and Botox later this week. Just shoot me up with all the good shit before the holidays, pls!
December 8, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Flu shot and Novavax booster this morning before I rest my busted body for the rest of the day. Massage and Botox later this week. Just shoot me up with all the good shit before the holidays, pls!
It's Stokoe day, baby!! Bye bye pumpkins, hello Christmas tree!
December 7, 2025 at 1:28 PM
It's Stokoe day, baby!! Bye bye pumpkins, hello Christmas tree!
Very much this. Also my fucky spine sometimes makes me think longingly of the scene in Braveheart where he's being drawn and quartered. Just a nice little stretchypoo for my aching back pls!
you can be the most reasonable, intelligent, measured person on the planet and 3 minutes of a migraine will have you looking longingly at a drill and considering whether trepanning was honestly that bad of an idea
December 4, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Very much this. Also my fucky spine sometimes makes me think longingly of the scene in Braveheart where he's being drawn and quartered. Just a nice little stretchypoo for my aching back pls!
I think the only thing more banana pancakes than the original letter is the update to the letter! Good God!!!
December 3, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I think the only thing more banana pancakes than the original letter is the update to the letter! Good God!!!
I got my sci-fi/fantasy addiction from my daddy, and to this day Dune 1984 is a favorite comfort watch. Not sure what it says about me that I can fall asleep to this one, but it probably explains a lot, actually....
On this day in 1984, #Dune as directed by #DavidLynch premiered in the US. It's one of my favourite films of all time.
December 3, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I got my sci-fi/fantasy addiction from my daddy, and to this day Dune 1984 is a favorite comfort watch. Not sure what it says about me that I can fall asleep to this one, but it probably explains a lot, actually....
The only thing sweeter than watching the Bills win today is watching Rodgers lose in the process. We love to see it!
December 1, 2025 at 12:20 AM
The only thing sweeter than watching the Bills win today is watching Rodgers lose in the process. We love to see it!
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HELLO IT'S BLACK FRIDAY
Instead of a sale this year I'm giving 10% of Black Friday weekend sales to @distributeaid.org for their harm reduction toolkits that provide safe injection supplies to trans people taking hormones.
nora.jewelry
#bsnm
Instead of a sale this year I'm giving 10% of Black Friday weekend sales to @distributeaid.org for their harm reduction toolkits that provide safe injection supplies to trans people taking hormones.
nora.jewelry
#bsnm
November 28, 2025 at 1:48 PM
HELLO IT'S BLACK FRIDAY
Instead of a sale this year I'm giving 10% of Black Friday weekend sales to @distributeaid.org for their harm reduction toolkits that provide safe injection supplies to trans people taking hormones.
nora.jewelry
#bsnm
Instead of a sale this year I'm giving 10% of Black Friday weekend sales to @distributeaid.org for their harm reduction toolkits that provide safe injection supplies to trans people taking hormones.
nora.jewelry
#bsnm
My child has progressed from yesterday's stomach bug to repeatedly spiking a fever today. I foresee a house full of germs will complicate Thanksgiving this year. Love that for me!
November 23, 2025 at 5:35 PM
My child has progressed from yesterday's stomach bug to repeatedly spiking a fever today. I foresee a house full of germs will complicate Thanksgiving this year. Love that for me!
Evergreen post, but Bill Maher can go [redacted thing that would get me in bluesky time out].
PATTON OSWALT: These people are scared. They're being targeted. We're watching them be targeted right now. We're watching transgender people be targeted in a very aggressive way, so—
BILL MAHER: We are? Where?
OSWALT: Oh my god.
MAHER: Where are they being targeted?
BILL MAHER: We are? Where?
OSWALT: Oh my god.
MAHER: Where are they being targeted?
November 20, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Evergreen post, but Bill Maher can go [redacted thing that would get me in bluesky time out].
AMAZING.
a very important PSA for millennial parents of young toddlers:
November 20, 2025 at 5:23 PM
AMAZING.
Rocky gets nervous when the Bills score, but he doesn't mind getting constant pets (to keep him from going ballistic when my husband yells excitedly at the TV). That was a helluva game y'all!
November 16, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Rocky gets nervous when the Bills score, but he doesn't mind getting constant pets (to keep him from going ballistic when my husband yells excitedly at the TV). That was a helluva game y'all!
Close mom friend of mine threw her back out folding laundry this last week. Getting old is a real bitch!
Getting older: I threw my back out while I was working out at the gym.
Getting much older: I threw my back out while I was flossing.
Getting much older: I threw my back out while I was flossing.
November 16, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Close mom friend of mine threw her back out folding laundry this last week. Getting old is a real bitch!
My husband is going to the casino this afternoon and I am taking the children to the Museum of Play. Solo.
I am already regretting this choice. Help.
I am already regretting this choice. Help.
November 15, 2025 at 4:24 PM
My husband is going to the casino this afternoon and I am taking the children to the Museum of Play. Solo.
I am already regretting this choice. Help.
I am already regretting this choice. Help.
I guess the upside is when the Jesus AI inevitably starts telling people to blow shit up or something, there will be a log of the conversation....
The app Text With Jesus uses artificial intelligence and chatbots to offer spiritual guidance to users who are looking to connect with a higher power: on.nbc10.com/7XM8xrf
People can text with Jesus on a controversial new app. How does it work?
Artificial intelligence app Text With Jesus lets users chat with biblical figures and it is raising debate over faith and technology.
on.nbc10.com
November 15, 2025 at 12:33 AM
I guess the upside is when the Jesus AI inevitably starts telling people to blow shit up or something, there will be a log of the conversation....
When I was maybe 8-10 years old, I built a house for my cat out of scrap wood and did a HELL of a lot better with a hammer than this goddamn yahoo. Pinnacle of masculinity, where??
True comedy is watching Dave Portnay trying to use a hammer
November 14, 2025 at 11:33 PM
When I was maybe 8-10 years old, I built a house for my cat out of scrap wood and did a HELL of a lot better with a hammer than this goddamn yahoo. Pinnacle of masculinity, where??
She is beauty, she is grace. She's a fucking pain in the ass to clean up after.
(Is she... Me?)
(Is she... Me?)
November 11, 2025 at 5:38 PM
She is beauty, she is grace. She's a fucking pain in the ass to clean up after.
(Is she... Me?)
(Is she... Me?)
Mom come pick me up this isn't fun anymore....
a man in a pink shirt is talking to another man with the words zero fun sir written below them
ALT: a man in a pink shirt is talking to another man with the words zero fun sir written below them
media.tenor.com
November 9, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Mom come pick me up this isn't fun anymore....
I can only imagine the come to Jesus meeting that's happening in that goddamn locker room right now. JFC this game.
November 9, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I can only imagine the come to Jesus meeting that's happening in that goddamn locker room right now. JFC this game.
I adore my Japanese maple this time of year. Much less so when there's a foot of snow on the ground and the bitch still hasn't dropped all her leaves!
my Japanese maple woke up this morning and decided to flex
November 9, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I adore my Japanese maple this time of year. Much less so when there's a foot of snow on the ground and the bitch still hasn't dropped all her leaves!
Plying my kids with finger foods to get them to tolerate football.
Let's go Buffalo!!!
Let's go Buffalo!!!
November 9, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Plying my kids with finger foods to get them to tolerate football.
Let's go Buffalo!!!
Let's go Buffalo!!!
This is also how you end up with holiday staples like It Nearly Wasn't Christmas that feel like a fever dream because you spend over a decade trying to find a terrible copy of it on YouTube
November 9, 2025 at 1:51 AM
This is also how you end up with holiday staples like It Nearly Wasn't Christmas that feel like a fever dream because you spend over a decade trying to find a terrible copy of it on YouTube
Someone wants his two front teeth for Christmas!!!
October 26, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Someone wants his two front teeth for Christmas!!!