Jason Cohen
@cohenesque.bsky.social
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Philadelphia. Texas Monthly writer-at-large. Ex of Austin, Portland, Cincinnati, Missoula. Music, food, sports (no necessarily in that order).
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It's possible the 76ers might be Philadelphia's best team for like, an hour.
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well the run scores just the same in that case. a good throw wasn't gonna get the out at home either. But, sight.
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I'm sure Kerkering just wishes he'd given up a grand slam
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It is very important to make as legible as possible as often as possible that various administration administration officials are either straight-up delusional or lying through their teeth, every single day
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The Eagles could still lose to the Giants by four touchdowns and it would still be better than watching Michael Barkann and Ricky Bottalico
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Why is nobody in my timeline talking about the Flyers holding their own against the Dodgers of the NHL, the Florida Panthers?
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Not one E-A-G-L-E-S chant at Chavez Ravine
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this was also the conversation here
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They closed The Roxy, folks. It died like a dog. People come to me, so many people, they say "Where do I get disco fries at 3am?" And I say, no more. It's gone. Pancakes. Some people say pancakes, some say flapjacks, but they're gone. Cocaine in the bathroom, but not here, and it's gone.
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Trump: "I don't know what could be worse than Portland. You don't even have stores anymore. They don't even put glass up. They put plywood on their windows."
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New Matt Stairs storyline is there for the taking Phillies.
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18-hour turnaround between Phillies games makes it easy to keep wearing last night's shirt.
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Please be aware that there is a scrapple sculpting contest at the Reading Terminal Market tomorrow at noon. (If you don’t know what this means you probably don’t want to.)
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davidjroth.bsky.social
Kershaw really shit on his legacy by deciding he needed to get on the record with the wackest, worst, laziest bigotry right as the curtain was coming down, and it will be tough to remember him any other way. Absolutely one of the greats, but no one can just be normal (or just be quiet) anymore.
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phillytradesman.bsky.social
Kershaw grew up in one of the wealthiest & whitest places in the country, & decided to use his incredible fame to make sure a huge % of the population knows he hates them.

Taijuan & his family lived in a van, & he uses his platform, time & money to make people feel special & welcomed.
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Taijuan Walker is 100x the man of Kershaw, btw.
screenshot of Taijuan Walker pitching on Pride Night at CBP, in front of a rainbow Liberty Bell. He tagged it “Love Wins 🌈 Phillies Win🔔 “
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Wore my grey Maikel Franco shirsey for tonight's Phillies win. Might finally get a Ranger, even - especially - if he's on his way out of town.
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2008philz.bsky.social
Clayton Kershaw retired Pedro Feliz, Jimmy Rollins, and Shane Victorino in order in his first ever postseason appearance.

October 10, 2008.
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Rooting for another Ranger Suarez start
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now we want him to pitch again. against the Brewers.