Colby Moorberg
@colbydigssoil.bsky.social
Husband, dad, soil and wetland scientist, academic, bike commuter, advocate for open textbooks and active transport, sports fan, and sourdough baker
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Ironically, a tapeworm is something that Ivermectin would actually treat.
“Doctors won’t tell you this, but you don’t need medication for a tapeworm—all you need is the natural power of friction,” Robert F. Kennedy Jr. said as he dropped to the floor, lifted his legs high, and dragged his ass along the White House carpet during a press conference.
RFK Jr. Demonstrates How To Remove Tapeworm By Scooting Ass Across Carpet
WASHINGTON—In an address touting the practice as a completely drug-free method to relieve the common affliction, Secretary of Health and Human Services Robert F. Kennedy Jr. demonstrated Thursday how ...
theonion.com
January 31, 2026 at 3:30 PM
Ironically, a tapeworm is something that Ivermectin would actually treat.
I just got off the most delightful and hilarious phone call. My nephew called and deadpanned asked me, "how do you cup a fart?" No context. Just right to the question. I couldn't stop laughing. Apparently my brother did it to him last night, so he needed uncle advice.
January 31, 2026 at 3:09 PM
I just got off the most delightful and hilarious phone call. My nephew called and deadpanned asked me, "how do you cup a fart?" No context. Just right to the question. I couldn't stop laughing. Apparently my brother did it to him last night, so he needed uncle advice.
Panda Express with the corporate buzz word poster fortunes... I bet my next ones mention "synergy" or the new hot term, "change management".
January 30, 2026 at 7:16 PM
Panda Express with the corporate buzz word poster fortunes... I bet my next ones mention "synergy" or the new hot term, "change management".
I have Global Entry/TSA Pre-check. I ALWAYS decline facial recognition when having my ID checked at an airport. They already have my photo. Don't let the government train their invasive AI, people. There's no law that says you're required to let them scan your biometric data. Quit giving it to them.
A Minnesota woman observing ICE agents in her car was cornered on one-way streets. An agent approached, called her by name—citing facial recognition. Days later, her Global Entry and TSA privileges were revoked, with no explanation.
How ICE Already Knows Who Minneapolis Protesters Are
www.nytimes.com
January 30, 2026 at 2:55 PM
I have Global Entry/TSA Pre-check. I ALWAYS decline facial recognition when having my ID checked at an airport. They already have my photo. Don't let the government train their invasive AI, people. There's no law that says you're required to let them scan your biometric data. Quit giving it to them.
My random morning thought: I generally drink coffee over tea, especially in the AM. That said, bad coffee is terrible, but bad tea is, at worst, just okay. I might have to become a tea drinker... or at least stop drinking break room Folgers when I forget to brew my own coffee at home.
January 30, 2026 at 2:52 PM
My random morning thought: I generally drink coffee over tea, especially in the AM. That said, bad coffee is terrible, but bad tea is, at worst, just okay. I might have to become a tea drinker... or at least stop drinking break room Folgers when I forget to brew my own coffee at home.
The juxtaposition of working on accessibility issues with my teaching materials as part of a DOJ rule imposed on all higher ed across the country while the DOJ [waves frantically] does all the things it's currently doing is not lost on me.
January 29, 2026 at 3:48 PM
The juxtaposition of working on accessibility issues with my teaching materials as part of a DOJ rule imposed on all higher ed across the country while the DOJ [waves frantically] does all the things it's currently doing is not lost on me.
I know my body has acclimated to winter bike commuting because it's 7°F and I'm sweating after my morning commute. #WinterCycling
January 28, 2026 at 3:10 PM
I know my body has acclimated to winter bike commuting because it's 7°F and I'm sweating after my morning commute. #WinterCycling
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Child of safe streets advocate just wants a fun parent and to go sledding.
January 28, 2026 at 11:59 AM
Child of safe streets advocate just wants a fun parent and to go sledding.
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I heard the Nintendo Wii crash noise in a YouTube video I watched today, and my brain, as usual, said "Hey, you want to make something silly?" #VideoEdits #YTPMV
January 27, 2026 at 11:03 AM
I heard the Nintendo Wii crash noise in a YouTube video I watched today, and my brain, as usual, said "Hey, you want to make something silly?" #VideoEdits #YTPMV
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Snow and ice are temporary. Drivers stopping right on top of crossings is forever.
"No I will not go around and trudge through a snowbank so you can sit comfortably in your Buick with leather seat warmers!"
#CommuteByBike #WinterCycling
"No I will not go around and trudge through a snowbank so you can sit comfortably in your Buick with leather seat warmers!"
#CommuteByBike #WinterCycling
January 26, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Snow and ice are temporary. Drivers stopping right on top of crossings is forever.
"No I will not go around and trudge through a snowbank so you can sit comfortably in your Buick with leather seat warmers!"
#CommuteByBike #WinterCycling
"No I will not go around and trudge through a snowbank so you can sit comfortably in your Buick with leather seat warmers!"
#CommuteByBike #WinterCycling
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"New mom with stroller becomes expert in mountaineering - Now trains K2 expeditions"
January 26, 2026 at 1:46 PM
"New mom with stroller becomes expert in mountaineering - Now trains K2 expeditions"
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Industrious cyclist takes up cross-country skiing to annoy drivers in snowstorm.
January 25, 2026 at 8:47 PM
Industrious cyclist takes up cross-country skiing to annoy drivers in snowstorm.
Winter finally arrived in Kansas. We got 8" of snow Friday night and Saturday. I took the Christmas lights off my bike and put on the studded tire wheelset. I also put on a new chain. #Surly #Skidloader #CommuteByBike #WinterCycling
January 25, 2026 at 9:22 PM
Winter finally arrived in Kansas. We got 8" of snow Friday night and Saturday. I took the Christmas lights off my bike and put on the studded tire wheelset. I also put on a new chain. #Surly #Skidloader #CommuteByBike #WinterCycling
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A reminder to the news media: “conflicting accounts” is what you say BEFORE the incontrovertible video evidence appears. After that, your job is to ask why one side is lying, not to repeat the lie and pretend no one knows the truth.
January 25, 2026 at 12:28 PM
A reminder to the news media: “conflicting accounts” is what you say BEFORE the incontrovertible video evidence appears. After that, your job is to ask why one side is lying, not to repeat the lie and pretend no one knows the truth.
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Here’s the thing that happened and here’s the lie that the regime told about the event seems like a perfectly legitimate way to report the news.
January 25, 2026 at 10:17 AM
Here’s the thing that happened and here’s the lie that the regime told about the event seems like a perfectly legitimate way to report the news.
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January 25, 2026 at 1:55 AM
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Pam Bondi just sent a letter to Minnesota officials saying ICE will leave if the state turns over its voter database to Trump.
Guess what? This has never been about safety or immigration. It’s a pretext for Trump to take over elections in swing states.
Guess what? This has never been about safety or immigration. It’s a pretext for Trump to take over elections in swing states.
January 25, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Pam Bondi just sent a letter to Minnesota officials saying ICE will leave if the state turns over its voter database to Trump.
Guess what? This has never been about safety or immigration. It’s a pretext for Trump to take over elections in swing states.
Guess what? This has never been about safety or immigration. It’s a pretext for Trump to take over elections in swing states.
Our local TV station changed the push notification alert sound for their weather app (didn't know they could do that!). Needless to say, I hate it. And I deleted the app.
January 24, 2026 at 7:06 PM
Our local TV station changed the push notification alert sound for their weather app (didn't know they could do that!). Needless to say, I hate it. And I deleted the app.
I cleared my driveway and sidewalk of 6" of the fluffy stuff and it's still falling here in Manhattan. It's probably some of the lightest snow I've shoveled in a long while #kswx
January 24, 2026 at 6:47 PM
I cleared my driveway and sidewalk of 6" of the fluffy stuff and it's still falling here in Manhattan. It's probably some of the lightest snow I've shoveled in a long while #kswx
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in case you're curious about how angry Minnesota is about ICE, it was -20 today
January 24, 2026 at 12:38 AM
in case you're curious about how angry Minnesota is about ICE, it was -20 today
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I’m the kind of cyclist who _____________.
Fill in the blank but, no peaking at the other answers first!
Fill in the blank but, no peaking at the other answers first!
January 23, 2026 at 6:27 PM
I’m the kind of cyclist who _____________.
Fill in the blank but, no peaking at the other answers first!
Fill in the blank but, no peaking at the other answers first!
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Minnesota legend Charles M. Schulz knew what made a great citizen. “Sometimes it is the very people who cry out the loudest in favor of getting back to what they call ‘American Virtues’ who lack this faith in our country.”
January 14, 2026 at 7:55 AM
Minnesota legend Charles M. Schulz knew what made a great citizen. “Sometimes it is the very people who cry out the loudest in favor of getting back to what they call ‘American Virtues’ who lack this faith in our country.”
100% agree with this whole thread.
People who don't ride #EBikes tend to have a lot of misconceptions about them, often assuming they're just about being lazy, wanting to go fast, or (more reasonably) not wanting to get to work stinky and sweaty in the summer.
But for me, it's *wintertime* when my #Ebike shines.
🧵 @bikesky.social
But for me, it's *wintertime* when my #Ebike shines.
🧵 @bikesky.social
January 22, 2026 at 1:21 PM
100% agree with this whole thread.