Bert Gambit
complexifire.bsky.social
Bert Gambit
@complexifire.bsky.social
software dev, nerd, recovered posting addict
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solar farms are fractal
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This is also why the Bernie and Schumer stuff where they turn all of this into a talking point about the economy or health care is fucking DERANGED.
January 19, 2026 at 9:14 AM
friend once walked into a weird old book & junk store in his minneapolis neighborhood, looked around at the knick knacks and… used stuffed animals?… and told the lady “oh I love stores like this!”
she replied in a perfect melodramatic old hollywood voice: therre ahh no stores like THISSS!
January 17, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Thinking of inventing a new kind of polling that can predict the level of blind rage that a large portion respondents will feel if politicians send out a message focusing on a normal-times issue like this at a time like this
Despite Trump’s promises, grocery prices are still rising fast. Families can’t afford this… when is he going to get serious about lowering costs?
January 17, 2026 at 4:25 PM
just can’t win, I wanted to meet under 18 of them and people got mad at me for that too
January 16, 2026 at 1:28 AM
how quickly "project backlog" flipped from meaning "backlog for the project" to "backlog of projects"
January 12, 2026 at 6:44 PM
society if no screenshots
January 9, 2026 at 4:23 PM
society if you still had to actually save a screenshot to disk and then hit an "upload file" button and find the file on disk if you wanted to misrepresent what someone was saying
January 9, 2026 at 4:21 PM
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I keep going back to this. This is a taunt. They're taunting us. There is no other possible interpretation of what they're doing.

But media simply ignores this deranged behavior, because if they talk about it, one must conclude that DHS is a rogue agency, of villainous paramilitary thugs.
January 8, 2026 at 4:38 PM
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When you're stuck at a long Jedi Council meeting and you don't want anyone noticing you're using the Force on yourself for less-than-intended purposes, but you're fairly certainly at least half the people around you suspect what you're doing but you've brought yourself too close to the edge to stop:
January 7, 2026 at 4:55 AM
can’t believe I’m still dating my backup directories “2025”
January 2, 2026 at 5:07 AM
having zero chill about the fact my sprite zero chill has zero chill (wasn’t in the fridge)
January 1, 2026 at 3:22 AM
December 31, 2025 at 4:02 AM
no one got mad at me on Bluesky this year
What’s the funniest reason someone got mad at you on Bluesky this year?
December 31, 2025 at 4:01 AM
guy who for the first time needs more than 64GB RAM to do one massive task that he wants to do over and over (ie it's not just about being able to comfortably massive-multitask) and is considering making another offering to the motherboard gods rather than resign himself to 1 of several slow options
guy who would have been able to turn like a $500 profit if he'd bought those 128GB DIMMS in March and then sold the unusable-due-to-mobo-issues 96GB today
buying a 128GB pair and just letting 64 or 96GB of other DIMMs sit around unused is just against my religion
December 30, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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This is about elections.
As of 12/24/25, USPS changed policy on when they postmark mail. Mail dropped off is no longer guaranteed a same-day postmark. Tax returns & other time-sensitive items are now stamped when they reach a regional processing center, which may be days later. Plan deadlines accordingly to avoid penalties.
USPS Announces Changes to the Postmark Date System
The United States Postal Service (USPS) has adopted a final rule (FR Doc.
share.google
December 29, 2025 at 8:30 PM
ruin two bands by combining them:
Wham! The Doobie Brothers
ruin two bands by combining them:

the aerosmiths
ruin two bands by combining them:

Fugazi Osbourne
December 29, 2025 at 8:05 PM
that’s not a saying
- a new saying I just made up
December 29, 2025 at 7:46 PM
sir I have owned a house for decades and been able to operate an extension tree trimmer since before I could drive, I assure you I don’t need any advice simply because I’m someone’s son
when various groups stop treating you like a kid:
teachers, friends’ parents: late 20s
aunts and uncles: 30s
your own parents: 40s
your parents’ neighbors: never
December 28, 2025 at 10:26 PM
when various groups stop treating you like a kid:
teachers, friends’ parents: late 20s
aunts and uncles: 30s
your own parents: 40s
your parents’ neighbors: never
December 28, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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quadropussy
make a bond movie casual

casino normale
Make a Bond movie casual

Dr. Nope
December 26, 2025 at 5:35 AM
patenting my method for getting a rare earth magnet off the refrigerator without pushing it to the edge or shoving something pointy underneath it
December 21, 2025 at 3:43 PM
don't like how iMessages moved the search box to the bottom, where you also enter text messages. even if the previous hidden search box wasn't the greatest, at least you knew you weren't going to accidentally text a friend "sex gifs" or something
December 20, 2025 at 6:09 PM
some may say the World Series tape is fake because there’s no way you could ever fit 14 baseball games on one VHS, even in SLP, but those people never saw my dad work the VCR
Actual shirt you can buy
December 20, 2025 at 12:45 AM