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Benny Six-Cats
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I produced on mostly harmless teevee for a long time. Trying to be done with that. Dad stuff, nerd shit, six cats, charming grognard grievances for days.
I would not talk to any people at Thanksgiving and just spend the entire day trying to make it like me
everyone stop and take a moment to appreciate how pyramidal my mom's cat is
November 28, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Silver Lake couple, anonymous, 2009
Hey so apparently Vincent Price really wanted to marry Anna May Wong but couldn’t because of miscegenation laws
November 28, 2025 at 11:00 AM
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Please rise for the National Anthem
September 21, 2025 at 9:46 AM
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OUT: Turducken

IN: this monstrosity created by @dmacalvert.bsky.social
November 27, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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Chrono Trigger // Super NES // Commodore 1702 via component
November 28, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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We are now further away from the theatrical release of Raiders of the Lost Ark (June 12, 1981) than it was from the year it takes place in (1936). We have reached the Indiana Jones event horizon.
November 27, 2025 at 12:49 AM
lol ravens
November 28, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Felching
Let’s all go around the table and say one word we’re thankful for.
November 28, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Avatar-ass birds
statistically a lot of you won’t know about ocellated turkeys, so, here you go
November 28, 2025 at 4:35 AM
I’ve looked 15 years for the term “same temporal margins”
If you rebooted RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK today with the same temporal margins, it’d be set in the 1980s. Neo-Nazi punks would have their faces melted by the opening of a forbidden arcade cabinet at the KB Toys at your local mall. Indiana Jones would wear a Hawaiian shirt and Chuck Taylor sneakers.
We are now further away from the theatrical release of Raiders of the Lost Ark (June 12, 1981) than it was from the year it takes place in (1936). We have reached the Indiana Jones event horizon.
November 28, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Introduce yourself five concerts you’ve- just five?
November 28, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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Far from being an eternal symbol of Pilgrims-and-Indians lies, Thanksgiving was, for a good portion of its history, a symbol of social reform and abolitionism
November 27, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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Not sure I’m ready for a world where the Cowboys aren’t completely fraudulent on Thanksgiving
November 28, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
LotR trilogy is a true gift
What movie are you most thankful for? (not necessarily your favorite!)
November 28, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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November 28, 2025 at 12:48 AM
SUCK IT DOWN KAY SEE
November 28, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Top 80’s Films

The Thing
The Fly
Aliens
Blade Runner
Name your top 4 80s films.
November 28, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Dangling your mouthguard should be a five yard penalty.
November 28, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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November 27, 2025 at 5:30 AM
OH GOD HE’D GOING TO DO IT AGAIN UGH
November 28, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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So the editor of New York Magazine said there was no bias or ethical problems with Olivia's articles?

Does he still think that?

They should retract all of her stories
November 26, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I hated the cousin walk because smoking is fucking gross. I stayed in and had another plate lol.
November 27, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Patti Harrison is so fucking funny.
November 27, 2025 at 4:29 PM
lol jesus luke
I remember when everyone was obsessed with rehabilitating the Gygaxes that weren’t making weird wackadoo white supremacy companies.

No. They’re all bad. I remember this guy speaking at Gen Con about how he believes taxes are “worse than slavery.”
November 27, 2025 at 4:20 PM