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@cooptx.bsky.social
Butt enthusiast. Fix your hearts or die. #ProtectTransLives They/Them
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Starting a thread of random shit I've saved on my phone but no longer remember why
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Sama'a's husband, Bahaa, has worked tirelessly to keep her and their children safe and fed in the midst of Israel's genocide, often at the cost of his own comfort and health. It's his birthday today. Please give what you can.
tinyurl.com/SamaasFamily
tinyurl.com/SamaasFamily
December 1, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Sama'a's husband, Bahaa, has worked tirelessly to keep her and their children safe and fed in the midst of Israel's genocide, often at the cost of his own comfort and health. It's his birthday today. Please give what you can.
tinyurl.com/SamaasFamily
tinyurl.com/SamaasFamily
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every trans person i see post about the OU suspension knows that the suspended target is trans & a grad student, & has an innate awareness that this is about purging trans employees. every cis person i see thinks the target is a rando professor & that this is about giving conservatives good grades
December 1, 2025 at 12:04 AM
every trans person i see post about the OU suspension knows that the suspended target is trans & a grad student, & has an innate awareness that this is about purging trans employees. every cis person i see thinks the target is a rando professor & that this is about giving conservatives good grades
The U.S. government’s failure to acknowledge World AIDS Day takes us back to a troubling time
www.statnews.com/2025/11/29/w...
www.statnews.com/2025/11/29/w...
The U.S. government’s failure to acknowledge World AIDS Day takes us back to a troubling time
Perhaps AIDS activists’ famous slogan, “Silence = Death,” needs an update for this troubling moment.
www.statnews.com
December 1, 2025 at 2:22 PM
The U.S. government’s failure to acknowledge World AIDS Day takes us back to a troubling time
www.statnews.com/2025/11/29/w...
www.statnews.com/2025/11/29/w...
Remember when Tom Waits showed up on Fernwood 2 Night? youtu.be/RKlmBZsVPK8?...
Tom Waits - "The Piano Has Been Drinking" (Live On Fernwood Tonight, 1977)
YouTube video by Tom Waits
youtu.be
November 30, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Remember when Tom Waits showed up on Fernwood 2 Night? youtu.be/RKlmBZsVPK8?...
I love them so much
Twin Peaks: Bobby Briggs and Shelly Johnson at the RR Diner.
November 30, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I love them so much
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A system that preserves the pardons Donald Trump has issued to traitors and thieves is a broken system that needs to be replaced not restored
November 30, 2025 at 2:30 PM
A system that preserves the pardons Donald Trump has issued to traitors and thieves is a broken system that needs to be replaced not restored
Hayley Williams tells racists, sexists and anti-trans people they’re “not welcome” at upcoming tour
“I think that’s a hard line for me now"
www.nme.com/news/music/h...
“I think that’s a hard line for me now"
www.nme.com/news/music/h...
Hayley Williams tells racists, sexists and anti-trans people they're "not welcome" at upcoming tour
Hayley Williams has declared that racist, sexist and anti-trans people are “not welcome” at her upcoming solo tour.
www.nme.com
November 30, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Hayley Williams tells racists, sexists and anti-trans people they’re “not welcome” at upcoming tour
“I think that’s a hard line for me now"
www.nme.com/news/music/h...
“I think that’s a hard line for me now"
www.nme.com/news/music/h...
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Pam Grier can poke me with her trident any time she likes
November 30, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Pam Grier can poke me with her trident any time she likes
Watched Wake Up Dead Man and now I'm in the mood for more Daniel Craig
November 30, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Watched Wake Up Dead Man and now I'm in the mood for more Daniel Craig
Bladerunner
November 29, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Bladerunner
Jarett Earnest Sets His Acid-Trip Bathhouse Hallucinations Loose on Miami Art Week
www.culturedmag.com/article/2025...
www.culturedmag.com/article/2025...
Jarett Earnest Sets His Acid-Trip Bathhouse Hallucinations Loose on Miami Art Week
Jarrett Earnest dropped acid at a bathhouse in Washington, DC. The resulting trip brought the renowned critic all the way to Miami.
www.culturedmag.com
November 29, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Jarett Earnest Sets His Acid-Trip Bathhouse Hallucinations Loose on Miami Art Week
www.culturedmag.com/article/2025...
www.culturedmag.com/article/2025...
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87% of executives sitting at their desk writing prompts like "a picture of my wife coming back with the kids"
A study by Dayforce shows 87% of executives use AI for work, compared to 57% of managers and just 27% of employees.
I think this explains the massive disconnect we see in how CEOs talk about AI versus everyone else. It also raises the question of how useful it truly is for frontline work?
I think this explains the massive disconnect we see in how CEOs talk about AI versus everyone else. It also raises the question of how useful it truly is for frontline work?
Execs are embracing AI more than their employees are, new research suggests
Research from HR software company Dayforce suggests that executives are leaning into AI far more than their employees.
www.businessinsider.com
November 29, 2025 at 4:46 PM
87% of executives sitting at their desk writing prompts like "a picture of my wife coming back with the kids"
That's it? I've got to up my game.
@cooptx.bsky.social has swears! They've used 103 profanities in their last 1,688 posts.
🥇 "fucking" (19 times)
🥈 "shit" (15 times)
🥉 "fuck" (11 times)
🥇 "fucking" (19 times)
🥈 "shit" (15 times)
🥉 "fuck" (11 times)
November 29, 2025 at 4:14 AM
That's it? I've got to up my game.
@profanity.accountant what's the damage?
November 29, 2025 at 1:05 AM
@profanity.accountant what's the damage?
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getting the onion newspaper is worth it alone for the ads
November 28, 2025 at 7:05 PM
getting the onion newspaper is worth it alone for the ads
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so none of what he’s saying is real btw
November 28, 2025 at 8:29 PM
so none of what he’s saying is real btw
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I’M SOMEONE…
DO I LOOK LIKE A CAT
DO I LOOK LIKE A CAT
November 28, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I’M SOMEONE…
DO I LOOK LIKE A CAT
DO I LOOK LIKE A CAT
Subscribed for the sheer hilariousness of The Onion having more print subscribers than the Washington Post. Let's goooooooo
Hi everybody,
It's Black Friday, a big day for us at The Onion, since we rely almost entirely on your memberships.
Our goal for 2026? More print subscribers than the Washington Post.
This is, somehow, feasible.
So sign up! A year of print is $75 for the year today. Help us do a very funny thing.
It's Black Friday, a big day for us at The Onion, since we rely almost entirely on your memberships.
Our goal for 2026? More print subscribers than the Washington Post.
This is, somehow, feasible.
So sign up! A year of print is $75 for the year today. Help us do a very funny thing.
Join The Onion
Don’t just read the news. Feel it. Be among the first to feel the news.
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November 28, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Subscribed for the sheer hilariousness of The Onion having more print subscribers than the Washington Post. Let's goooooooo
If you see this, I IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.
November 28, 2025 at 2:43 PM
If you see this, I IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.
What is he thinking 😩
November 28, 2025 at 5:48 AM
What is he thinking 😩
Brokeback Mountain
November 28, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Brokeback Mountain