Tom
@cornypastiche.bsky.social
Interests: 🍌Innuendo 🌌 #scifi 📺 Archive UK Television 👻 #Hauntology 💙 #Eurovision 🏳️🌈 #LGBTQIA + humour 🦶🏻 #naturism 🚲 #cycling 📰 #satire 💾 #Retro #Tech 🚫No Politics.
Contact: https://linktr.ee/cornypastiche
Location: Merseyside, UK.
Birthday: Mid-October.
Contact: https://linktr.ee/cornypastiche
Location: Merseyside, UK.
Birthday: Mid-October.
Indeed, much like the Bergerac reboot on Dave. Good cop drama, but only Bergerac in name.
November 13, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Indeed, much like the Bergerac reboot on Dave. Good cop drama, but only Bergerac in name.
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You honestly don't have to show me what Twitter's saying. That's why I'm here and not there.
September 10, 2025 at 9:24 PM
You honestly don't have to show me what Twitter's saying. That's why I'm here and not there.
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Can you try Janet's electric foot machine for your shoulder.
November 13, 2025 at 9:06 AM
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Tom Hiddleston as Travis
Vicky McClure as Cally
Ben Wishaw as Vila
Vicky McClure as Cally
Ben Wishaw as Vila
November 13, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Tom Hiddleston as Travis
Vicky McClure as Cally
Ben Wishaw as Vila
Vicky McClure as Cally
Ben Wishaw as Vila
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November 12, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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Crisis at the BBC - Traitors. One of mine over at @cartoonmovement.com
November 12, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Crisis at the BBC - Traitors. One of mine over at @cartoonmovement.com
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Wes Streeting looks like Pinocchio if, instead of becoming a real boy, he’d turned into an Assistant Manager at a branch of Currys.
November 13, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Wes Streeting looks like Pinocchio if, instead of becoming a real boy, he’d turned into an Assistant Manager at a branch of Currys.
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Apparently there’s a chance of someone somewhere in the UK seeing the northern lights tonight.
If you don’t know where to look, helpful Google advice follows.
If you don’t know where to look, helpful Google advice follows.
June 1, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Apparently there’s a chance of someone somewhere in the UK seeing the northern lights tonight.
If you don’t know where to look, helpful Google advice follows.
If you don’t know where to look, helpful Google advice follows.
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They should bring back Woolworths Xmas ads. Not Woolworth stores, just the Xmas ads.
November 12, 2025 at 9:36 PM
They should bring back Woolworths Xmas ads. Not Woolworth stores, just the Xmas ads.
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Day 14 without WiFi
We've been sent a dongle to use while they investigate our issue, but that also doesn't work
We've been sent a dongle to use while they investigate our issue, but that also doesn't work
November 11, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Day 14 without WiFi
We've been sent a dongle to use while they investigate our issue, but that also doesn't work
We've been sent a dongle to use while they investigate our issue, but that also doesn't work
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Nothing says late autumn quite like the posters in the Stockholm underground and the tabloids filled with speculation about this year’s entries. Are you starting to catch a bit of Mello fever too?
#melfest #melodifestivalen #esc
#melfest #melodifestivalen #esc
November 11, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Nothing says late autumn quite like the posters in the Stockholm underground and the tabloids filled with speculation about this year’s entries. Are you starting to catch a bit of Mello fever too?
#melfest #melodifestivalen #esc
#melfest #melodifestivalen #esc
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“The eminence grise. You imagine I haven't smelt you out?”
November 8, 2025 at 10:38 PM
“The eminence grise. You imagine I haven't smelt you out?”
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Janice as Cally, Statler *and* Waldorf as Avon.
November 8, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Janice as Cally, Statler *and* Waldorf as Avon.
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Hear me out Blake’s 7 but Muppets, Vila the only human
November 8, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Hear me out Blake’s 7 but Muppets, Vila the only human
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Right. Here's my big pitch:
Muppet James Bond
James Bond in…A Heart-Felt Goodbye
Dominic Cooper as Bond
Kermit M Frog
Mrs Moneypiggy
Beaker & Dr Bunsen HoneyQ
The agents of G.O.N.Z.O. want to kidnap the world's chickens. MI5 has a mole (Rizzo the Rat). An agent is undercover as a chef in Sweden.
Muppet James Bond
James Bond in…A Heart-Felt Goodbye
Dominic Cooper as Bond
Kermit M Frog
Mrs Moneypiggy
Beaker & Dr Bunsen HoneyQ
The agents of G.O.N.Z.O. want to kidnap the world's chickens. MI5 has a mole (Rizzo the Rat). An agent is undercover as a chef in Sweden.
December 4, 2024 at 3:35 PM
Right. Here's my big pitch:
Muppet James Bond
James Bond in…A Heart-Felt Goodbye
Dominic Cooper as Bond
Kermit M Frog
Mrs Moneypiggy
Beaker & Dr Bunsen HoneyQ
The agents of G.O.N.Z.O. want to kidnap the world's chickens. MI5 has a mole (Rizzo the Rat). An agent is undercover as a chef in Sweden.
Muppet James Bond
James Bond in…A Heart-Felt Goodbye
Dominic Cooper as Bond
Kermit M Frog
Mrs Moneypiggy
Beaker & Dr Bunsen HoneyQ
The agents of G.O.N.Z.O. want to kidnap the world's chickens. MI5 has a mole (Rizzo the Rat). An agent is undercover as a chef in Sweden.
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It's like I always say, the BBC lost its way when it started taking complaints seriously instead of letting Barry Took roll his eyes at them.
News Chronicle, December 1936. Those were the days...
November 11, 2025 at 2:25 PM
It's like I always say, the BBC lost its way when it started taking complaints seriously instead of letting Barry Took roll his eyes at them.
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Boom. Get fucked, bigots.
BREAKING: The Supreme Court rejects a call to overturn its decision legalizing same-sex marriage nationwide.
Supreme Court rejects call to overturn its decision legalizing same-sex marriage nationwide
The Supreme Court has rejected a call to overturn its landmark decision that legalized same-sex marriage nationwide.
bit.ly
November 10, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Boom. Get fucked, bigots.
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@floellabenjamin.bsky.social
Your country needs you!
Your country needs you!
November 9, 2025 at 10:43 PM
@floellabenjamin.bsky.social
Your country needs you!
Your country needs you!
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Chris Pine *is* Captain Kirk *as* The Prisoner!
December 7, 2024 at 5:56 AM
Chris Pine *is* Captain Kirk *as* The Prisoner!
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Who did this ? 🤣
November 8, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Who did this ? 🤣
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I think this picture was taken on Sauchiehall Street
November 10, 2025 at 6:45 AM
I think this picture was taken on Sauchiehall Street
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We were accused of looking like suspect 70s kids TV presenters last night. TBH it’s not wrong 🤣🤣🤣
November 9, 2025 at 8:24 PM
We were accused of looking like suspect 70s kids TV presenters last night. TBH it’s not wrong 🤣🤣🤣
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You know who else had trouble with Virgin Media and women of negotiable affection?
Rugby hooker called prostitute in Virgin Media translation gaffe
Virgin Media apologises after using Welsh word for prostitute to describe Wales hooker Ryan Elias.
www.bbc.com
November 10, 2025 at 9:33 AM
You know who else had trouble with Virgin Media and women of negotiable affection?