chelle
@cosmichoe.bsky.social
the criterion channel Twitter account once asked me to stop DMing them corrections
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I Applied Because My Husband's Cumload Is Getting Smaller... A Married Former Gal Can Only Orgasm When She Can Feel Her Eggs Getting Fertilized And She Wants Bareback Sex
December 6, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I Applied Because My Husband's Cumload Is Getting Smaller... A Married Former Gal Can Only Orgasm When She Can Feel Her Eggs Getting Fertilized And She Wants Bareback Sex
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She Caught Me With A Hard On, But Instead Of Getting Mad, She's Grateful!? "Thank You For Getting An Erection! It Makes Me So Happy..." My Childhood Friend Had Gotten Dumped, And Was Heartbroken, And So She Turned To Me For Emotional Support! When She Grabbed Hold Of Me, I Unexpectedly Got An Erecti
December 6, 2025 at 12:00 PM
She Caught Me With A Hard On, But Instead Of Getting Mad, She's Grateful!? "Thank You For Getting An Erection! It Makes Me So Happy..." My Childhood Friend Had Gotten Dumped, And Was Heartbroken, And So She Turned To Me For Emotional Support! When She Grabbed Hold Of Me, I Unexpectedly Got An Erecti
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It's fascinating how "the transes went too far" is a kind of floating timeline thing, always placed in the relatively recent past. e.g. Helen Lewis here dating the "over-reach" to after Bostock (June 2020). But she was already decrying the "imperial over-reach of... trans activists" in Jan 2019.
December 4, 2025 at 11:17 PM
It's fascinating how "the transes went too far" is a kind of floating timeline thing, always placed in the relatively recent past. e.g. Helen Lewis here dating the "over-reach" to after Bostock (June 2020). But she was already decrying the "imperial over-reach of... trans activists" in Jan 2019.
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Bong Joon Ho hit me up for the squad you legend deadline.com/2025/11/bong...
November 29, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Bong Joon Ho hit me up for the squad you legend deadline.com/2025/11/bong...
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NEW: I wrote about the new Catholic, anti-abortion, anti-transTexas health insurance company that wants to become an alternative to health insurers who provide gender affirming care, IVF, and "unethical procedures."
www.chron.com/culture/arti...
www.chron.com/culture/arti...
Can a Catholic, anti-abortion Texas start-up upend health insurance?
Conservative-friendly, faith-based coverage could soon be available to Texans.
www.chron.com
November 28, 2025 at 7:10 PM
NEW: I wrote about the new Catholic, anti-abortion, anti-transTexas health insurance company that wants to become an alternative to health insurers who provide gender affirming care, IVF, and "unethical procedures."
www.chron.com/culture/arti...
www.chron.com/culture/arti...
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[Eleanor rigby voice]
Burger King restroom
Ass full of turds
But the toilets to filthy to sit
Hover and shit
Burger King restroom
Ass full of turds
But the toilets to filthy to sit
Hover and shit
October 3, 2023 at 10:39 AM
[Eleanor rigby voice]
Burger King restroom
Ass full of turds
But the toilets to filthy to sit
Hover and shit
Burger King restroom
Ass full of turds
But the toilets to filthy to sit
Hover and shit
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Cathedrals everywhere, if you only pull your head out of your god damn ass
November 23, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Cathedrals everywhere, if you only pull your head out of your god damn ass
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pondering … pondering … pondering … enlightened. congratulations, your orb updated to the current version.
November 22, 2025 at 1:24 PM
pondering … pondering … pondering … enlightened. congratulations, your orb updated to the current version.
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This might be the single funniest thing that has happened during this incredibly cursed year
November 21, 2025 at 9:59 PM
This might be the single funniest thing that has happened during this incredibly cursed year
getting gambling ads in Vietnamese on Pluto
November 19, 2025 at 4:29 AM
getting gambling ads in Vietnamese on Pluto
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KEEP HONKING
I'M LISTENING TO
THE HONEYED LIES
OF MY TREACHEROUS VIZIER
I'M LISTENING TO
THE HONEYED LIES
OF MY TREACHEROUS VIZIER
November 14, 2025 at 4:15 AM
KEEP HONKING
I'M LISTENING TO
THE HONEYED LIES
OF MY TREACHEROUS VIZIER
I'M LISTENING TO
THE HONEYED LIES
OF MY TREACHEROUS VIZIER
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Wow he's already making taxpayers fund his surgery
November 16, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Wow he's already making taxpayers fund his surgery
so grateful to my higher power for giving me the life path where I deal with tumblr transgender brainworms instead of 4chan transgender brainworms
November 14, 2025 at 12:17 PM
so grateful to my higher power for giving me the life path where I deal with tumblr transgender brainworms instead of 4chan transgender brainworms
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This term is so social media-brained. Coined by people who can't imagine themselves without an audience, or that anyone could genuinely want to pass time in any other form than Stare at Phone
November 10, 2025 at 11:34 AM
This term is so social media-brained. Coined by people who can't imagine themselves without an audience, or that anyone could genuinely want to pass time in any other form than Stare at Phone
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Zohran at the rally for trans youth on february 8 ❣️ he was polling single digits.
June 25, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Zohran at the rally for trans youth on february 8 ❣️ he was polling single digits.
November 3, 2025 at 4:17 AM
I'm sorry that I mostly hung up my posting spurs and became Buddhist but I just lack that dawg in me
October 21, 2025 at 12:52 PM
I'm sorry that I mostly hung up my posting spurs and became Buddhist but I just lack that dawg in me
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Italy has moved me to tears for 3 days straight. Bravo ❤️
September 25, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Italy has moved me to tears for 3 days straight. Bravo ❤️
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The ”evil white guys go troll a HBCU and then run away and cry that they didn’t know any better“ is one of those small pieces of evidence that all of this remains, in large, a consumer ideology and that it would *shatter* the moment it met any materially significant social reckoning.
September 25, 2025 at 2:34 PM
The ”evil white guys go troll a HBCU and then run away and cry that they didn’t know any better“ is one of those small pieces of evidence that all of this remains, in large, a consumer ideology and that it would *shatter* the moment it met any materially significant social reckoning.
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our first time at Gettysburg and we're visiting not the actual museums with certifiable relics, but the diorama museum that depicts all participants as inch-tall cats, made by two sisters
September 1, 2025 at 8:45 PM
our first time at Gettysburg and we're visiting not the actual museums with certifiable relics, but the diorama museum that depicts all participants as inch-tall cats, made by two sisters
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can't overstate how cool this place is
September 2, 2025 at 12:01 AM
can't overstate how cool this place is