Craig Rothery
@craigrothery.bsky.social
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A little nonsense now and then is cherished by the wisest men.
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Crikey. Sounds like a scene straight from a Gaspar Noé film
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Lillian Gish's first film came out the year the Titanic sank.

Lillian Gish's last film came out the year The Simpsons first appeared on TV.
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you ever think about those real weird overlaps. like tennessee williams might have listened to the ramones
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Why does ex-prime minister Gordon watch Millwall play football from the edge of the roof whilst listening to The Mamas & the Papas? Because...All Dell eaves are Brown.
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Pasta Dutchie 'pon the left hand side
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does anyone know a song about noodles
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Good morning! Today is National Noodle Day. Yes!! I love carbs in tube form.

What song is snaking through your brain today?

#EarWorm
#NationalNoodleDay
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Describe your Bluesky account in one image
Performing (incredible material) to an empty theatre
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I reckon a David Peace novel on Russell Martin’s 123 day reign at Rangers would be an absolute barn stormer 📕🇬🇧
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Show us the last four albums you listen to
Lin-Manuel Miranda - Hamilton Heartworms - Glutton for Punishment (The Poetry Edition) Regina Spektor - Soviet Kitsch Hole - Live Through This
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"Metal detecting is the closest you'll get to time travel."

BBC4 aired the first episode of 'Detectorists' on this day in 2014.
The image of Calvin and Hobbes strolling carefree across a log bridge above a tiny waterfall, but Hobbes is now Andy and Calvin is now Lance (Detectorists).
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"Your artists were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn't stop to think if they should."
An advert for a £50 framed print of a bodyless head wearing a Stone Island balaclava
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Of all his many faces, I never knew that was one of them
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If someone writes "The Bookshop of Auschwitz" then all literary records in the UK will be broken. If that someone was to be Richard Osman, then sports stadiums would have to be repurposed just to host local book clubs. Charity shops taking over Amazon warehouses to store their spare donated copies.
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Liz Truss visited. Mental bint.
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Is it David Beckham? Is it Ant from Ant and and Dec? Is it Harry Kane?

Facebook AI, for you the Chase is over
Facebook AI thinks Darragh from the Chase, spotted at the Merseyside derby, might be David Beckham Facebook AI thinks Darragh from the Chase, spotted at the Merseyside derby, might be Ant from Ant and Dec Facebook AI thinks Darragh from the Chase, spotted at the Merseyside derby, might be Harry Kane
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Dutch late night TV has its take
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Enjoying the two guys on this year's Bake Off who look like they could be rival chieftains in Iron Age Gaul
Toby from Bake Off; he has a distinctive moustache with slight handlebars Iain from Bake Off; he has a light mustache and a mullet without the curls
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Young Kenny: Before, During and After
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Fun Fact: In Spain, Anusol is called BumSun
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Sudocrem is as effective as Anusol in treating Farmer Giles, and less embarrassing in the bathroom cabinet.
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I’ve heard it’s reminiscent of Taxi Driver.

“Are you talking to me?” “To you?” “To me?” “To you?” &c.
Edgy gangster film shot in Warrington starring Chuckle Brother to premiere this month