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Former marketing manager, now I build things. Woodworking, baking, photography, board games.

Capitalism is the bad guy.
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crimsongoose.bsky.social
Better luck next year, @el-p.bsky.social !
December 6, 2025 at 2:21 AM
crimsongoose.bsky.social
Hey @samreich.bsky.social , imagine if @dropout.tv had a late night show…

@gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social
gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 1d
Some late night jokes for the show I’ll never host
December 5, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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dasharez0ne.bsky.social
DEEP DIVE MY ASS - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELTEN RIPPEN OPEN DA VEIL THAT SEPARATES MEETINGS FROM DA REAL WORLD , BUSINESS BOYS THINK IF THEY USE CODE WORDS THEY WONT HAVE THERE SOUL PUT ON A SCALE ONE DAY BY A GUY WITH A BIRDS HEAD, THEY LOVE TO STAY IN A CONFRENCE ROOM ALL DAY TELLEN EACH OTHER HOW THERE GONNA MAKE US USE A.I , AND WHEN YA RUN THE NUMBERS, EXECS ARE THE ONLY ONES WHO CAN BE REPLACED BY THAT SHIT!!! BECUASE THE REST OF US GOTTA DO ALL THE DAMB WORK AND THERE JOB AMOUNTS TO CLICKING THE "OK" "NO" OR "ASK AGAIN" BUTTONS AT THE BOTTOM OF THERE EMAIL!!! THEY DONT THINK OF OTHER PEOPLE AS HUMAN THATS WHY THEY THINK 1 PROGRAM THAT AVERAGES REDDIT POSTS CAN TELL THEM NEW SCIENTIFIC DISCOVERIES AND VALIDATE THERE DELUSION'S ABOUT REALITY,,, ONLY A "CEO" WOULD BELIEVE THAT SAYING TOUCH BASE IS A REAL JOB, ONLY A MANAGER THINKS ITS COOL TO TRACK HOW MUCH ANOTHER PERSON PISSES AND MOVES THEIR COMPUTER MOUSE AROUND, ONLY A BOSS WOULD LEAN FORWARD AFTER BEING HANDED THE KEY TO HEAVEN AND SAY "COULD BE BETTER, TRY USING SYNERGY" ...,,,,, AND DA TEXT SAYS " I WILL NEVER DRILL DOWN, PING YOU, TAKE THIS OFFLINE, UNPACK THIS, HAVE BANDWIDTH, DISRUPT, TOUCH BASE, MOVE THE NEEDLE "DO NOT ASK ME TO CIRCLE BACK " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
December 3, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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viktorwinetrout.bsky.social
He is risen
The Pillsbury Dough Boy float at the Macy's Parade
November 27, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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saxxon.bsky.social
nose down ass up
that's the way we cyberstuck
Cybertruck stuck nearly vertically on a utility pole's support wire
November 26, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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dasharez0ne.bsky.social
MY IDEA'S, SHARE IF AGREE - dashare.zone ADMIN
MY IDEAS,,,, DA TEXT " TIPPED EMPLOYEE'S SHOULD STILL GET PAID A LIVIN WAGE, 2.13 AINT SHIT ,TEACHER PAY SHOULD DOUBLE, LIBRARYANS SHOULD ALL BE MAILLIONAIRES ,NATIONALIZE ALL PUBLIC COMPANYS, SEIZE ALL INVESTOR WEALTH AND EMPTY HOUSING, AND MAKE FLAMMIN HOT SNACKS EVEN HOTTER " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN AND IM RIGHT!!!! IM RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
November 21, 2025 at 6:51 PM
crimsongoose.bsky.social
It’s like they stared into my soul
November 19, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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hankgreen.bsky.social
I think the President of the US responding to a question about the murder of a journalist with "A lot of people didn't like that gentleman" is probably pretty bad.
November 18, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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dasharez0ne.bsky.social
?????? dashare.zone ADMIN
WHY DID I WALK INTO DA KITCHEN "DID I NEED SOMETHING FROM IN HERE I DONT THINK IM HUNGRY I AM I THURSTY DID I TURN ONT HE LIGHT ETC ETC ETC ETC TE T"
November 14, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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rbreich.bsky.social
SNAP has existed for 60 years. Benefits have gone out every single month over those six decades, including during government shutdowns. Until now.

Make no mistake: The money is available to fund SNAP during this shutdown. Trump is making a choice to withhold it.

Don’t forget this.
November 6, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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zachsilberberg.bsky.social
this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028
November 5, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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dasharez0ne.bsky.social
GREAT - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELATIN WITH THERE HEAD EXPLODING AND THERE SMILEING BECAUSE IT ROCK'S , SLEEP IS THE TOP THING YA GOTTA DO SO IT MAKES SENSE THAT ITS SO HARD TO DO EVERY DAY , AND IF YOU DO IT RIGHT YOU DONT HAVE TIME TO DO ANYTHING ELSE , AND WHEN YOU WANT TO SLEEP YOU CAN'T, AND WHEN YOU DONT WANT TO SLEEP YOUR TIRED , EVERYTHING ABOUT IT ROCK'S, AND ON TOP OF ALL THAT THEY JERK OUR DAMB CHAINS TWICE A YEAR MAKIN US DO THE ONE HOUR DANCE , AND WE GOTTA TRY TO TAKE EXTRA VITAMIN'S OR WHAT EVER THE FUCK , AND IT NEVER WORK'S , AND THIS IS ON TOP OF EVERYTHING ELSE THE SKELATAN IN THE PIC HAS GOING ON RIGHT NOW, WHICH HONESTLY IS KIND OF A LOT BUT ITS ALSO USUALLY ALOT SO, WHAT DA FUCK !!!! "NOT GIVING US A BREAK IS THE POINT" ANY WAY DA TEXT "LOOKING FORWARD TO 5 MONTHS OF DARKNESS & FIXING MY SLEEP SCEDULE JUST IN TIME FOR ALL THE CLOCK'S TO GO BACK TO NORMAL " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
November 3, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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dasharez0ne.bsky.social
NEED THIS EVERY DAY - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELITEN CHILLEN ON A CHESS BORAD " EXTRA OUR OF SLEEP" BRAIN POWER, HARNESS DA POWER OF TIME, TIME TRAVEL, MIND CHRISTMAS, 1 HOUR FREE RENT, 2 2AMS, REFRESHED MIND, NIGHT FROG "night frog" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
November 2, 2025 at 10:45 PM
crimsongoose.bsky.social
Happy to help!
November 1, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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dasharez0ne.bsky.social
GET THAT PAPER :( - dashare.zone ADMIN
SKELATENS "RISE AND GRIND " EVERYTHING COSTS MORE EVERY THING IS WORSE EVERYONE IS UNHAPPY,,, IF THEY FIND OUT TAKIN G A WALK IS FUN THERE GONNG START CHARGING FOR IT " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
October 31, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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chriswarcraft.bsky.social
This is literally Nazi shit. This is what the Nazis did. If you support this, you are a Nazi, and if that makes you upset, then STOP BEING A FUCKING NAZI
npr.org NPR @npr.org · Oct 30
The White House plans to bar hospitals that treat transgender children and youth from getting any Medicare and Medicaid payments. The move would affect trans youth who have private insurance, too. n.pr/4qFa1mY
Trump pushes an end to medical care for transgender youth nationally
The White House plans to bar hospitals that treat transgender children and youth from getting any Medicare and Medicaid payments. The move would affect trans youth who have private insurance, too.
n.pr
October 30, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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dasharez0ne.bsky.social
G.P.T - dashare.zone ADMIN
A COOL A$$ SKELOTEN FLICKEN OFF THERE COMPUTER, AND THERE COMPUTER IS RUNNEN A COOL PROGRAM (10 PRINT "dashare.zone" 20 GOTO 10) AND THERE TIRED OF HOW WE HAVE TO ARGUE OVER WHETHER OR NOT WE HAVE TO LET COMPUTER GENERATED SLOP PUSH EVERY THING ELSE OFF THE INTERNET, AND DA TEXT SAYS "THEONLY GPT I CARE ABOUT IS GETTING HIGH AND PANICKING BECAUSE I GOT TOO HIGH " AND LETS BE REAL THE ONLY REASON WHY THEY MADE IT SO KIDS CAN PUT THERE HOMEWORK IN GPT AND GET FREE HOMEWORK IS BECAUSE THERE KNEE CAPPING THE NEXT GENERATIONS RESISTENCE TO ITS USE, IT WAS DONE ON PURPOSE TO MAKE SURE KIDS NOW WILL GROW INTO ADULTS WHO HAVE A FONDNESS FOR THE COMPUTER SLOP, THEN THEY MAKE SURE TO SAY "NOOOO DONT USE IT FOR HOMEWORK" TO GIVE ALL THE KIDS THE IDEA THAT THEY SHOULD USE THE GPT SHIT, THINK ABOUT IT, IM RIGHT - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
March 29, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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dasharez0ne.bsky.social
ZZZZZZ - dashare.zone ADMIN
STILL TIRED - SLEEP 5 HOUR'S - SLEEP 8 HOUR'S - SLEEP 11 HOUR'S - ECT ECT ECT "FUCK THIS DOSENT MATTER STILL TIRED" - A SKELITON WHO DOESNT NEED A SOLUTION TO THIS, THERE JUST BEMOANING THAT THEIRS NOT ENOUGH ENERGY IN DA HUMAN BODY TO SATISFY THE NEED'S OF DA WORLD IN 2025 , DA BEST WAY TO GET ENERGY IS A GOOD NIGHT SLEEP BUT EVEN IF YA CATCH UP YOUR ALWAYS BEHIND ,WHO CAN EVEN SLEEP AS MUCH AS YOU NEED TO, AND EXERXISE AS MUCH AS YOU NEED TOO, AND EAT DA SHIT YOUR SUPPOSE TO ,STARTING TO THINK THAT THE PERFECT LIFE ALWAYS BEING OUT OF REACH IS BY DESIGN , A SOCIETY SET UP SO ONLY THE PEOPLE AT THE TOP OF THE MONEY PILE GOT ENOUGH TIME TO DO EVERY THING RIGHT AND WHEN EVER YOU HEAR FROM ONE OF THOSE FUCKERS THEIR CLEARLY NOT HAPPY EITHER, SO WHAT DA FUCK , ,,,, WHAT DA FUCK - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
October 23, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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dasharez0ne.bsky.social
I HATE MONEY - dashare.zone ADMIN
"ALL OF MY PROBLEM'S ARE CAUSED BY CAPTALISM " I HATE MONEY I WANT TO SLEEP IN A SWAMP I WANT TO EAT LEAFS FROM A TREE I WANT TO DO NOTHING!!!! I WANT TIME TO THINK!!!!!!!! I WANT QUIET TO THINK!!!!!!! I WANT TO LIVE INSIDE A HOLLOW TREE I WANT TO BE INSIDE THE TREE FOR MINIMUM 1 YEAR SO I CAN GET MY SHIT TOGETHER!!!!! "AND ANXIETY AND SMOKING WEED AND EATING SNACK;S" BUT WHAT ELSE ARE YOU SUPPOSE TO DO, SO THATS CAPTALISMS FAULT TOO, SORRY BUT ITS TRUE , YOUR PHONE TELLS YOU ABOUT "STOCKS" THE NEWS TELLS YOU ABOUT "THE PRICE OF GOLD" THIS WORLD WAS NOT MADE FOR US THEY SEEK TO GET RID OF US IN ALL AREAS ,THEY THOUGHT "AI" COULD DO IT BUT IT JUST LIES TO RICH GUYS ,WHICH WOULD BE ALOT FUNNIER IF THE PRICE OF FOOD WASNT TIED TO THE SUCCESS OF A COMPUTER APP THAT HAS TO SINK 1 ISLAND EVERY DAY TO MAKE ENOUGH ELECTRITITY TO TELL 1 WEIRD GUY THAT THE COMPUTERS HIS FRIEND NOW - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
October 22, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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eva.computer
white house has joined bluesky
click here to block all official us government accounts instantly

bsky.app/profile/did:...
October 17, 2025 at 10:08 PM
crimsongoose.bsky.social
Found the whitest post on Bluesky

(j/k his videos are phenomenal)
jonbois.bsky.social Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · Oct 10
i've never been inconvenienced before and i hope i never will be. it sounds terrible
October 10, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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zohrankmamdani.bsky.social
TONIGHT (and especially for followers outside of NYC who want to get involved):

Join @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social on a special phonebank at 6pm!

Sign up: volunteer.zohranfornyc.com/phonebank-fo...
A graphic with a photo of Brennan Lee Mulligan that says "Phone Bank with Zohran, Wednesday, October 8th at 6pm."
October 8, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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dasharez0ne.bsky.social
LOL - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKALATON WONDRING WHY ANY ONES STILL USING "DA NAZI BAR" IF THERE NOT ENJOYING ALL DA RIGHT WING BULL SHIT IN THERE, IF YOU ROOTED AROUND IN THE PORTOPOTTY EVERY DAY LOOKEN FOR TURDS AND SAID IT WAS BECAUSE YOU WANTED TO SAY THE TURDS ARE BAD, I DONT THINK ANY ONE WOULD BELIEVE YOU, AT THE END OF THE DAY IF YOU GOT SHIT UP TO YOUR ELBOW'S YA GOTTA ADMIT THAT YOU LOVE THE SMELL, ANY WAY A SKELATON IS AT SELF CHECK OUT AND THINKEN ABOUT MOVING ITEMS AROUND IN THE CORECT ORDER, EVERY LEVEL OF CAPTALISM IS ABOUT PAYING AS LITTLE OUT TO LABOR AS POSSIBLE, EVEN THO ITS MORE FUN TO SHOP WITHOUT TALKING TO ANY ONE IT WAS A SIGN THAT THE RULING CLASS WOULD RATHER PAY TWICE AS MUCH TO BUY A COMPUTER THAN TO HIRE A WORKER, ITS CLASS WARFARE AND IF YOU AINT FIGHTING THEM YOUR LOSING, ANY WAY DA TEXT SAYS "LOL IF YOUR USING TWITTER IN 2025, IF I WANTED TO BE YELLED AT BY A BOT I WOULD MOVE ITEMS TO THE BAGGING AREA WITHOUT SCANNIGN THEM "- DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
March 3, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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johnpfaff.bsky.social
Um, ICE just coldly shot an unarmed PRIEST in the head w a pepper ball when he (and everyone around him) clearly posed no threat.

For the crime of … complaining about government policy.

Core 1A speech.

With cameras rolling, they’re sniping priests for sport.
flglchicago.bsky.social Kurt @flglchicago.bsky.social · Oct 8
Here’s video of the incident
October 8, 2025 at 2:14 AM
crimsongoose.bsky.social
@vicmmic.bsky.social

These may not be birds, or even tigers, but they’re damn cute!
Two kittens recovering from their spay surgeries in tiger-print onesies.
October 4, 2025 at 7:59 PM